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LOS ANGELES — A federal judge in California on Tuesday ruled that the Trump administration violated a 19th-century law barring the use of soldiers for civilian law enforcement activities when it mobilized 4,000 National Guard troops and 700 Marines to Los Angeles in June.

Filed under "No Shit"

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/judge-rules-trump-illegally-deployed-national-guard-l-rcna224779

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4 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Heeeeeeere they come to love the Rooster.

Oh yeah…

They're the ones who pranked Vivek last year ("Operation Desperado")

 

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

is he dead?

Set you down, father; rest you.

Just now, Michael Knight said:

The late Donald J Trump 

i see what you did there bill hader GIF

Is his press conference still in rain delay?

9 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

So did dipshit actually make an appearance? Or was it announcing meaningless space force bullshit by CGI?

He’s 45 minutes behind schedule at this point. I won’t hear a word, but I am curious about the video. 

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5 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

So did dipshit actually make an appearance? Or was it announcing meaningless space force bullshit by CGI?

Nothing yet, but the MSNBC feed on Youtube switched over to "Stand by for Live Video" a few minutes ago, so there may be something coming.  Best guess - they gave him a bunch of adderall and it exacerbated the peripheral edema in his cankles so they had to scramble to wedge his legs into some super-strength compression socks ... or something like that.  We'll see, but ... you know.

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28 minutes ago, Red Five said:

They can’t be having a national address from the White House to announce the change of headquarters for a dept.

Not so fast my friend!

lol, doesn’t know the difference between Auburn and Bama

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Just now, tx ind said:

lol, don’t know the difference between Auburn and Bama

they're all hogs to him

Rocket city, Huntsville AL.  He thinks Coach Tubs was disappointed in Bama losing lol. 

His slurring seems worse

One of his big problems with Colorado is that they have mail in voting and that factored into this decision.

Why aren't they showing his hands? Or releasing the Epstein files?

Who’s that fucker in the tan suit with gray Lego hair?

2 minutes ago, Covri said:

Not so fast my friend!

The U.S. is being run by the equivalent of ESPN Game Day except Barry Switzer is on the Saban chair and Mack Brown is the new Corso.

And yet Tuberville still comes across as the dumbest person in the room.

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2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Hand was doused in makeup

I mean, if it gets any darker and starts to spread, he'll lose his right to vote and all

Alabama must get their US reps out of an old white guy Pez dispenser.

4 minutes ago, Texas Jeff said:

Alabama must get their US reps out of an old white guy Pez dispenser.

Foghorn leghorn is big down there.

Major billionaire makes bombshell accusation against Trump: ‘Most people are silent’

Dalio, the founder of Bridgewater Associates, told the Financial Times in an interview released early Tuesday that the United States is moving toward autocratic-style politics, pointing to how a decline in trust, “gaps in wealth” and “gaps in values” are pushing “more extreme” policies.

“What is happening now politically and socially is analogous to what happened around the world in the 1930-40 period,” Dalio said.

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/major-billionaire-makes-bombshell-accusation-152515698.html

20 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

His hair looks like shit. But he’s alive.

Este. He looks like shit, but still technically alive. 

1 minute ago, Bateshorn said:

Este. He looks like shit, but still technically alive. 

Maybe he’s moulting. Did you ever think of that?

They asked him a question about where he was for a week. He said something like “We’d go months without seeing Biden and no one ever questioned his health.”

OH REALLY

He really doesn't look that bad. Y'all had my hopes up. Unfortunately, he looks and sounds good enough for another term or two.

7 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Este. He looks like shit, but still technically alive. 

LOL and he looks like that with a makeup team and a top-notch medical team taking care of him 24/7.

The video of someone throwing shit out the WH window didn't really look AI-ish, but whatever.

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Just now, wood said:

The video of someone throwing shit out the WH wiondow didn't really look AI-ish, but whatever.

You really think a human being could open a 600 pound, bulletproof window?

16 minutes ago, Satchel said:

 

Major billionaire makes bombshell accusation against Trump: ‘Most people are silent’

Dalio, the founder of Bridgewater Associates, told the Financial Times in an interview released early Tuesday that the United States is moving toward autocratic-style politics, pointing to how a decline in trust, “gaps in wealth” and “gaps in values” are pushing “more extreme” policies.

“What is happening now politically and socially is analogous to what happened around the world in the 1930-40 period,” Dalio said.

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/major-billionaire-makes-bombshell-accusation-152515698.html

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a darker shade of orange make-up and lots of botox, (and fillers/microderm abrasion) But the make-up application is as shitty as usual.

 

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he can't focus on a topic for more than 30 seconds. his mind is rapidly deteriorating 

3 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

You really think a human being could open a 600 pound, bulletproof window?

No, not a human being, but Trump could, duh.

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Watched a bit of it on mute because all the 'he looks awful talk.' Looked the same to me.  Only thing I noticed is he can't keep his eyes open very long when someone else is talking.  I lean towards that just being his total narcissism.  Someone else talking not worth his concentration.  

Butthead in charge of the military is also visually repulsive in his own way.  That's enough of this mess for the week.  Back to aws classes. 

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Told you guys. We aren't getting off that easily.

27 minutes ago, Texas Flood said:

he can't focus on a topic for more than 30 seconds. his mind is rapidly deteriorating 

David Byrne Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

40 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

You really think a human being could open a 600 pound, bulletproof window?

@Nivek care to opine?

Pritzker says they have information from patriotic anonymous sources. Here comes the waterboarding!

 

OBTW fuuuuuuck Greg Abbott.

JB saying what we're all thinking and what every Dem politician should be saying.

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