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12 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Just a reminder of what kind of COWARD we have in the Oval Office. He can’t stroke out soon enough.

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37 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

With what money? $2000 x hundreds of millions. $1776 x1.3 million. Argentina, $40 billion. Venezuela, god knows how much. All of the military actions. The fucking ballroom. And now purchase Greenland? A sovereign nation? Fucking lunacy.

You don’t think the people who donated towards the ballroom wouldn’t donate a bit more to own part of Greenland the minerals beneath the snow?

When this is all said and done, the guillotines need to make a comeback.

Denmark just needs to come back with like a $50T price tag.

20 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Denmark just needs to come back with like a $50T price tag.

100T...so our great businessman leader can negotiate down to 50T and think he "won".

Like buying a 5 dollar blanket in TJ. He's asking 25, and you get him down to 10 and walk away laughing about the great deal you just got.

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12 hours ago, dcbc said:

Was this leaked from the Epstein files? Because if not, it seems like it probably is a close approximation of something in them. The sick fuck.

The translation is better. Sound on:

11 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Denmark just needs to come back with like a $50T price tag.

If I were Denmark I would make a joke about paying our debt before trying to buy things.

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Denmark ran our credit report and the only terms the US qualified for is 96 months at 12%

She looks like someone prompted AI with "insane plastic surgery face."

12 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Phone unplugged, jesus

BEING ME A PHONE TO SET HERE SO I CAN LOOK LIKE IM READY TO MAKE IMPORTANT PHONE CALLS

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I don't even understand how we're discussing buying Greenland. Buying it from whom? Denmark? It's a sovereign nation, so could Denmark even sell it if it wanted to?

3 minutes ago, austingirl said:

I don't even understand how we're discussing buying Greenland. Buying it from whom? Denmark? It's a sovereign nation, so could Denmark even sell it if it wanted to?

It is an autonomous territory of Denmark. Sounds kind of like Puerto Rico to the US.

4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

It is an autonomous territory of Denmark. Sounds kind of like Puerto Rico to the US.

Pretty sure Trump would sell off PR.

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

It is an autonomous territory of Denmark. Sounds kind of like Puerto Rico to the US.

So does being an autonomous territory mean that you are owned and can be sold off like chattel? That seems insane to me. These countries have their own governments, and that can be dismantled without consequence? (And no one come at me with "this administration does what it wants with no regard to the law" - I know that; I'm just wondering how this would be legal in a time when we actually followed the law.)

So, um, we seized a Russian-flagged oil tanker in the North Atlantic this morning?

And another tanker in the Caribbean.

So, yeah, we're playing pirate with nuclear nations now. So cool.

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30 minutes ago, austingirl said:

So does being an autonomous territory mean that you are owned and can be sold off like chattel? That seems insane to me. These countries have their own governments, and that can be dismantled without consequence? (And no one come at me with "this administration does what it wants with no regard to the law" - I know that; I'm just wondering how this would be legal in a time when we actually followed the law.)

Technically, Greenland is one of three countries that make up the Kingdom of Denmark (kinda like Scotland is a country within the UK). The Faroe Islands are the third. As such, the nation of Denmark doesn't have the authority to even sell it, but instead, that decision would require a referendum of the people of Greenland. And according to a poll from last January, 85% of Greenlanders are opposed to annexation by the US.

Russia is weak right now, but even so, seizing a Russian ship makes no strategic sense at all even to fascist shitheels who want to control the hemisphere.

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

Russia is weak right now, but even so, seizing a Russian ship makes no strategic sense at all even to fascist shitheels who want to control the hemisphere.

It didn't make sense for Nazi Germany to preemptively declare war on the US after Pearl Harbor was bombed by the Japanese, thereby providing a casus belli for the US to enter the European war. Just like the Nazis, this regime only gets hungrier the more it eats.

14 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Technically, Greenland is one of three countries that make up the Kingdom of Denmark (kinda like Scotland is a country within the UK). The Faroe Islands are the third. As such, the nation of Denmark doesn't have the authority to even sell it, but instead, that decision would require a referendum of the people of Greenland. And according to a poll from last January, 85% of Greenlanders are opposed to annexation by the US.

those fuckers in the Faroes and Greenland eat puffin and seagull eggs with glee. you ever eaten a seabird...i mean real seabird?

even to this coonass that shit's fucking roooouuuugh, Jack.

i'd be hard pressed to fuck with anyone from up that way knowing they enjoy such vittles...

Just now, bolverk said:

It didn't make sense for Nazi Germany to preemptively declare war on the US after Pearl Harbor was bombed by the Japanese, thereby providing a casus belli for the US to enter the European war. Just like the Nazis, this regime only gets hungrier the more it eats.

Nazis at least had popular support in Germany. Trump's approval rating is nowhere near what Hitler had in 1939.

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

Nazis at least had popular support in Germany. Trump's approval rating is nowhere near what Hitler had in 1939.

His overreach just might be our only hope.

Just now, bolverk said:

His overreach just might be our only hope.

If only we had a competent opposition party.

1 hour ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Denmark ran our credit report and the only terms the US qualified for is 96 months at 12%

What's it going to take to get you into this used 2022 GMC Denali?

3 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

What's it going to take to get you into this used 2022 GMC Terrain Denali?

Fify

55 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Russia is weak right now, but even so, seizing a Russian ship makes no strategic sense at all even to fascist shitheels who want to control the hemisphere.

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13 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

100T...so our great businessman leader can negotiate down to 50T and think he "won".

Like buying a 5 dollar blanket in TJ. He's asking 25, and you get him down to 10 and walk away laughing about the great deal you just got.

Denmark had better make absolutely sure the check clears, regardless of the final price.

3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

The translation is better. Sound on:

I'm crying. I don't speak Farsi but being around Iranians my whole life, this is amazing.

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The little Donald inflections in Farsi made me lose it

20 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Technically, Greenland is one of three countries that make up the Kingdom of Denmark (kinda like Scotland is a country within the UK). The Faroe Islands are the third. As such, the nation of Denmark doesn't have the authority to even sell it, but instead, that decision would require a referendum of the people of Greenland. And according to a poll from last January, 85% of Greenlanders are opposed to annexation by the US.

Not to give the administration any idea, but I think that would make it easier to acquire. With a population of 67,000 people, it seems like we could offer each person $100,000 if the referendum to pass, and we could effectively buy it for $67B. That sounds like a bargain to me. I still think it's ridiculous, but bribing a small population seems less ridiculous that threatening an ally.

1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

What's it going to take to get you into this used 2022 GMC Denali?

Best I can do ...

Mount McKinley | Denali, National Park, Height, Elevation, & Map |  Britannica

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

This is just beautiful and the underlay of Radiohead's "Everything in its Right Place" in the background is chef's kiss good.

Man, I hope this guy is right ...

Yeah, his Adderall Rants are getting worse.

2 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

those fuckers in the Faroes and Greenland eat puffin and seagull eggs with glee. you ever eaten a seabird...i mean real seabird?

even to this coonass that shit's fucking roooouuuugh, Jack.

i'd be hard pressed to fuck with anyone from up that way knowing they enjoy such vittles...

Don't look up Kiviak. That's some real survival food there.

25 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Man, I hope this guy is right ...

fuck that guy for giving me hope

Kinda hope 31 NATO countries declare war on fat boy. I consider myself a resident of the universe so it'd be fun to see how it unfolds.

22 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Kinda hope 31 NATO countries declare war on fat boy. I consider myself a resident of the universe so it'd be fun to see how it unfolds.

If France threatens to nuke Mar-a-Lago in response to any attack against Greenland he'd back down.

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Best I can do ...

Mount McKinley | Denali, National Park, Height, Elevation, & Map |  Britannica

First day back in office, dipshit had to restore the McKinley name to a mountain that McKinley never once saw. On 1/20/2029, hopefully President Newsome names the largest public landfill in the US "Mount Trump."

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Is that real? I know the answer, but still have to ask.

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