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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

I worked at an REO sweatshop for a year or so.  We had a BPO department with a half-dozen women that took orders and farmed them out to agents all over the country.  One of the women (fat and ugly BTW) was doing some serious email sexting with some podunk realtor somewhere.  One morning the boss calls me in her office, says "close the door".  Says "hey, Connie's been doing some seriously nasty shit over email and I'm about to fire her.  When I call her in, run over to her desk and shut down and unplug her computer so she can't destroy anything".   I said "sure thing...but just how nasty are we talking?".

She said "illegal in most southern states nasty".   

 

At least let us know how the firing went

Posted
7 minutes ago, tx ind said:

At least let us know how the firing went

She huffed up like a toronado, but thanks to Gil Bang's bravada, they managed to achieva the results with a minimum of intrigue 

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Posted

I get the schadenfreude, but come on.  Most of these pleas are likely fake.  Am I happy the left may finally be fighting back?  Sure, but our communications have been forever polluted at this point.  I trust nothing.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I get the schadenfreude, but come on.  Most of these pleas are likely fake.  Am I happy the left may finally be fighting back?  Sure, but our communications have been forever polluted at this point.  I trust nothing.

It is cope. You shouldn't trust it.

Posted
4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm not sure what you think you've proven but kudos, I guess?

Nothing. I was mocking your certainty that this is all fake, and Valmy's assertion that this is some form of "cope."

Posted
16 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Just checked. No, the owner of Trump burger has not yet been deported, but he is facing deportation after being arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) for overstaying his visa. 

Our most dangerous foreign criminals. Thanks, President Trump for keeping us safe.

Posted
7 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Nothing. I was mocking your certainty that this is all fake, and Valmy's assertion that this is some form of "cope."

"Certainty" is a bit strong.  OK, regardless.  Believing rot-brained MAGAts are actually waking up is certainly "hope".

Posted
3 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

That friend is gay or at least confused by gay curious thoughts and/or dreams. 

Definitely not gay. I don't know about the thoughts and dreams.

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Posted
26 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Definitely not gay. I don't know about the thoughts and dreams.

Right. Great person who preaches kindness and love to all but then rages on alphabet people. That is textbook self-loathing closeted behavior, regardless of how many heterosexual relationships they've had. 

My psychoanalysis being worth what you paid for it, of course. 

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Posted
6 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

The bigger issue, IMO, is that Vivek, Kash and D'nesh would all vote for Trump again tomorrow even with all this shit coming out. How do you break the cult's hold on people?  

First, you cover a room completely with plastic …

Posted
1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

Right. Great person who preaches kindness and love to all but then rages on alphabet people. That is textbook self-loathing closeted behavior, regardless of how many heterosexual relationships they've had. 

My psychoanalysis being worth what you paid for it, of course. 

Won't get my argument. I thought it was something to do with something in childhood, but I didn't think on it. We're usually drink by the time this comes up. Represses or whatever. 

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I haven't been demoralized, I've very much been expecting this. Is it scary? Absolutely, but we knew this was coming and we knew it was going to be this bad.

We’re approaching the spot in the timeline where the “unhinged people with TDS on the ledge” are dead center.

It was always headed here. We’ve told yall for 10 years. We also lamented that it seemed that the only way the masses were going to understand would be when it got unbearably painful, and when it was too late to reverse things. And here we are.
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I figure it's gonna hurt me at some level.  (Already has.)  If it hurts those morons who voted for Trump more?  Oh well, FAFO.  We warned you.

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"I'm disappointed with his refusal the acknowledge the truth"

my god. you are soooo close. 

maybe by 2026 you will understand whats happening. One can hope, I guess. 

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Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I figure it's gonna hurt me at some level.  (Already has.)  If it hurts those morons who voted for Trump more?  Oh well, FAFO.  We warned you.

Oh, we will all feel it.  We already are.  It's already hurt my family.  Shit, the chances of my daughter ever living in this country again are low as hell, and that breaks my goddamned heart.  We will ALL suffer because petty, vengeful morons with a fucking room-temp IQ decided it was more important to be performative and choose a path based on it hurting other people than to choose a path that might help all of us.

Thus, my hatred of them will burn for eternity.  The harm they have done can never be undone.

And the only way they grasp it is when that harm comes to them.  They are incapable of acknowledging that other human beings exist.  Fuck 'em.

 

Also, I literally just got an email from the chair of the Travis County Democratic Party urging all of us to donate to our local food banks.

NO.  DO NOT DO THIS.  The American people learn only through this pain.  Relieving the pain creates the illusion that we are not being gravely harmed.  No.  This has to hurt.  A LOT.  And yes, there will be collateral pain -- people who opposed this will suffer (see my point above -- everyone is already suffering).  We need the fever to get hotter, not be controlled.  The GQP has injected our society with a deadly disease.  We need to not mask it with ibuprofen and shit.  No, it needs to hurt.  Then maybe -- MAYBE -- we'll actually go seek a cure for the disease.

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Trumpkin:  "I didn't like Obamacare but it was the only insurance that I could get".

 

22 year old Gil: "I didn't like fucking that fat girl, but it was 1:30 AM and the bar was closing"

Posted
9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Trumpkin:  "I didn't like Obamacare but it was the only insurance that I could get".

 

22 year old Gil: "I didn't like fucking that fat girl, but it was 1:30 AM and the bar was closing"

And now Donald has taken away our fat girl.

Vic Mackey:

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Well, SNAP appears to be on life support, but no, I'm not going to stand idly by and let innocent people starve.  Screw that.  I can't give much but I've been giving.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, SNAP appears to be on life support, but no, I'm not going to stand idly by and let innocent people starve.  Screw that.  I can't give much but I've been giving.

You'll get there.

These are brutal fucking times, and the shit that needs to happen is not good for anyone with a weak stomach.

We need an angry mob.  It's genuinely the Republic's only hope.  There's no better way to get there than having the people go hungry.  And have them not able to visit family.  And losing their jobs.  We're getting there.  Let the fever keep rising.

Posted
5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You'll get there.

These are brutal fucking times, and the shit that needs to happen is not good for anyone with a weak stomach.

We need an angry mob.  It's genuinely the Republic's only hope.  There's no better way to get there than having the people go hungry.  And have them not able to visit family.  And losing their jobs.  We're getting there.  Let the fever keep rising.

Your wife is allegedly a Presbyterian minister.  Pardon me if I presume she doesn't agree with your barbaric perspective.

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Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Your wife is allegedly a Presbyterian minister.  Pardon me if I presume she doesn't agree with your barbaric perspective.

Sadly, she kinda does.

She realized long ago what a dark fucking place we are in, and the horrific shit we're going to have to see and go through to get out of it.  There is NO getting out of this without awful, awful shit happening.

Temporary relief is just masking the symptoms, which leads to the underlying disease being untreated even longer.

The only way out is pain.  It's why we never should have started on this path.  But here we are.  In the fucking darkness of it.

Posted
16 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, SNAP appears to be on life support, but no, I'm not going to stand idly by and let innocent people starve.  Screw that.  I can't give much but I've been giving.

I wonder if there is somewhere I can donate the extra eggs we get from our chickens? We always are giving them away to friends or family every week. We give to the food bank but actual food would be more efficient. Not sure they would take unwashed eggs.

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You're a fucking lunatic, and apparently so is your wife.  We feed the hungry, full stop.  We don't adminster a purity test for them to qualify.  Take it OUT of the realm of religion:  "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free".  THAT'S America.  I'm not saying we don't fight, if you point a gun at me I'll pull my trigger, but that's a different thing entirely.

In short, you've been sniffing your own farts for so long on surly that you've gone completely around the bend.  Good luck with that.

Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I wonder if there is somewhere I can donate the extra eggs we get from our chickens? We always are giving them away to friends or family every week. We give to the food bank but actual food would be more efficient. Not sure they would take unwashed eggs.

Not sure.  They'd have to go to a kitchen or at least be pre-cooked, at least for a good chunk of those affected.

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Posted
12 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I wonder if there is somewhere I can donate the extra eggs we get from our chickens? We always are giving them away to friends or family every week. We give to the food bank but actual food would be more efficient. Not sure they would take unwashed eggs.

Yes they will, It goes to their elderly. 

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