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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

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51 minutes ago, brakeman said:

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Solar Eclipse view from a plane.

What fucking plane?  That looks a LOT higher than most commercial flights fly...

One dude went out to the left, so not dead from blunt force.

Instant hypothermia?

NM.  i read it as they were "killed by ice berg"

Edited by slorch

 

1 hour ago, Ag with kids said:

What fucking plane?  That looks a LOT higher than most commercial flights fly...

Concorde.

From the sub-tweet:

Think watching this for 74 mins! In 1973, this is what a team of astronomers did on a prototype Concorde by chasing a solar eclipse shadow for 74 mins at twice the speed of the sound!!!

Thought the lyrics were…  solar eclipse of the heart. 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Thought the lyrics were…  solar eclipse of the heart. 

Literal lyrics video worth a watch

 

You mean, it’s not revved up like a douche but revved up like a deuce? 

8 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Well we need to stop cows from drinking champagne.

Does this include sparkling wine, or are you a just a Francowphobe?

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

You mean, it’s not revved up like a douche but revved up like a deuce? 

Uh, it’s “Wrapped up like a douche.”

Everybody knows that. 

21 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Uh, it’s “Wrapped up like a douche.”

Everybody knows that. 

Another boner in the night?

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A sandwich that combines a chicken sandwich, a Big Mac and a Filet-o-Fish all on one bun.

Feels painful.

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19 hours ago, futureman said:

you think our sun is going supernova in another 500 generations?

You're from the future. You tell me.

 

 

4 hours ago, brakeman said:

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A sandwich that combines a chicken sandwich, a Big Mac and a Filet-o-Fish all on one bun.

Feels painful.

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False advertising. Chickens don't fly.

4 hours ago, Superhero said:

You're from the future. You tell me.

try 500 million instead of 500. 

 

5 hours ago, Superhero said:

You're from the future. You tell me.

On 1/26/2022 at 5:28 AM, futureman said:

you think our sun is going supernova in another 500 generations?

Our sun isn't massive enough to supernova, so you're both wrong.

Exactly why I don't drag a stringer when wade fishing in the bay.  
I drag stringer so I can make friends with the shark and get a free ride back to the boat.
23 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

It would be a lot more impressive if they had him "steal" one of the military jets.

Meh, Clint Eastwood did it better.

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Not really HS, but awesomely cool find. 

 

8 hours ago, RPM said:

False advertising. Chickens don't fly.

As God is your witness?

9 hours ago, RPM said:

False advertising. Chickens don't fly.

You tellin me that you've never flown a chicken? It easy peasy. Tie some light cord, bout 20', loosely around a chickens neck but not so loose it can slip off. Tie the other end to a truck bumper and start driving slowly. The chicken will run and keep up. Keep increasing the speed until the chicken lifts off and wah-lah you're flyin a chicken.Be careful when you turn a corner. It's too easy to tetherball one of them around a power pole. they don't change direction well.

30 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

You tellin me that you've never flown a chicken? It easy peasy. Tie some light cord, bout 20', loosely around a chickens neck but not so loose it can slip off. Tie the other end to a truck bumper and start driving slowly. The chicken will run and keep up. Keep increasing the speed until the chicken lifts off and wah-lah you're flyin a chicken.Be careful when you turn a corner. It's too easy to tetherball one of them around a power pole. they don't change direction well.

What an odd way to choke a chicken.

17 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

What an odd way to choke a chicken.

 

2 hours ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

You tellin me that you've never flown a chicken? It easy peasy. Tie some light cord, bout 20', loosely around a chickens neck but not so loose it can slip off. Tie the other end to a truck bumper and start driving slowly. The chicken will run and keep up. Keep increasing the speed until the chicken lifts off and wah-lah you're flyin a chicken.Be careful when you turn a corner. It's too easy to tetherball one of them around a power pole. they don't change direction well.

Will the chicken take off if you tie it to a treadmill instead of a truck bumper?

3 hours ago, nnm said:

Not really HS, but awesomely cool find. 

 

If you watched that and were not doing the fastball / curve ball with your dominant hand like the kids, you need to try again.

6 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

If you watched that and were not doing the fastball / curve ball with your dominant hand like the kids, you need to try again.

Most on this site are often doing similar movements with their hands. 

3 hours ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

You tellin me that you've never flown a chicken? It easy peasy. Tie some light cord, bout 20', loosely around a chickens neck but not so loose it can slip off. Tie the other end to a truck bumper and start driving slowly. The chicken will run and keep up. Keep increasing the speed until the chicken lifts off and wah-lah you're flyin a chicken.Be careful when you turn a corner. It's too easy to tetherball one of them around a power pole. they don't change direction well.

 

 

3 hours ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

You tellin me that you've never flown a chicken? It easy peasy. Tie some light cord, bout 20', loosely around a chickens neck but not so loose it can slip off. Tie the other end to a truck bumper and start driving slowly. The chicken will run and keep up. Keep increasing the speed until the chicken lifts off and wah-lah you're flyin a chicken.Be careful when you turn a corner. It's too easy to tetherball one of them around a power pole. they don't change direction well.

It's voila you uncultured monkey.

1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

If you watched that and were not doing the fastball / curve ball with your dominant hand like the kids, you need to try again.

Holy Shit, Babe Ruth threw a knuckleball?

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5 hours ago, nnm said:

Not really HS, but awesomely cool find. 

 

Man, I really wanted him to plunk that kid with one those curve balls.  Can you imagine being able to tell the story that Babe Ruth put one in your ribs?

9 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

 

Our sun isn't massive enough to supernova, so you're both wrong.

Poly-chromatic privileged Little Person inbound.

2 hours ago, Superhero said:

It's voila you uncultured monkey.

probably a fiddle where he's from.

7 hours ago, Superhero said:

It's voila you uncultured monkey.

6c5bfbd8514216aeae7a9615ed3f2168--bruce-

On 1/26/2022 at 12:58 PM, landman said:

No way it's stage.  It's real and the person with the drone was lucky enough to be right place right time.

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Are we allowed to make jokes about Asians and their driving or nah?

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