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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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Any of you woman, oh meant guys that negged me want to meet downtown tomorrow and show what you are worth then we can meet tomorrow. I'll most likely buy you a beer but if you have problems or an attitude I will take you outside.

Any of you woman, oh meant guys that negged me want to meet downtown tomorrow and show what you are worth then we can meet tomorrow. I'll most likely buy you a beer but if you have problems or an attitude I will take you outside.

Quit being so fucking stupid. Just shhhhhhhhhhhhh......,


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5 minutes ago, faerleeb said:


Quit being so fucking stupid. Just shhhhhhhhhhhhh......,


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hehe whats wrong with being stupid? I just want someone to come out and plaaaaayy

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12 minutes ago, d.plainview872 said:

hehe whats wrong with being stupid? I just want someone to come out and plaaaaayy

Pretty sure we all understand why no one else will play with you....go back to burping your own sperm

5 minutes ago, Bluemoon3287 said:

Pretty sure we all understand why no one else will play with you....go back to burping your own sperm

hehe you mad bro? Come drink a beer with me downtown?

Edited by d.plainview872

4 hours ago, hookem48 said:

no we've actually never practiced at all, Jesus fucking Christ you idiots don't deserve a good team

I mean, that would explain a lot. Seems like the most logical reason that our team would be undisciplined/mediocre with all this talent. I never even considered that. We should probably consider practicing.

I hope bama does fires Saban so we can hire him. Or does that mean I have to cut my other dick off to get him? I already cut my first dick off and offered it up for Meyer so I need to know! I’ll hang up and listen.

 That Okie game was something else last night and so was the Baylor game. The teams are pretty even this year. Tom's probably feeling pretty good this morning. 

We still need to knock off the stupid ass telegraphed corner blitzes. This is the modern day defensive version of the 2 yard out. 

6 hours ago, d.plainview872 said:

hehe whats wrong with being stupid? I just want someone to come out and plaaaaayy

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Rhule would probably be 4-4 if Baylor had played OU, LSU and TCU this season and the Tech game had been called fair and square.  He may be a better coach than Herman, but I am not ready to crown his ass.    

The Bears are who we thought they were?
8 hours ago, crash_davis said:

bullshit. watch the play again. look at the reaction of the players when the td was overturned. they were pissed. look at ingram's reaction right when he found out that it was against texas.

in addition, look at herman's reaction during the ref's call. someone to his right must have also been pissed because something was said, and herman motions for him to shut up.

If that's the case then why did Sam just slide and center the ball the play before instead of going for the score?

 

How is killing the clock and not letting any part of it be up to the defense not the play there?

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16 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

The Bears are who we thought they were?

They have played 0 ranked teams so far and they have gotten help.

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This team could go 0-3 or 4-0 and win the Big 12. It will be an interesting four weeks.

46 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:


The Bears are who we thought they were?

Texas’ season seems to be playing out as predicted by many of the media wonks, what with the losses on D.
Weren’t “they” saying there would be a drop off to 8-4 or 7-5?

The Bears are exceeding expectations.

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:


The Bears are who we thought they were?

Yep, rapist.

3 hours ago, Girdwood said:

disbelief wow GIF

I can’t wait till we get to the point where our fanbase is this spoiled and irrational

4 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

If that's the case then why did Sam just slide and center the ball the play before instead of going for the score?

 

How is killing the clock and not letting any part of it be up to the defense not the play there?

was not intentional. from herman himself.

 

I'm a body language expert. crossed arms in this context is his way of saying "fuck you, I'm never wrong." but inside he knows nobody believs it.

Nick Saban paces the sideline the entire game with arms crossed and shoulders hunched.   What does it mean?

13 hours ago, d.plainview872 said:

Any of you woman, oh meant guys that negged me want to meet downtown tomorrow and show what you are worth then we can meet tomorrow. I'll most likely buy you a beer but if you have problems or an attitude I will take you outside.

I'll be your Huckleberry.

16 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Nick Saban paces the sideline the entire game with arms crossed and shoulders hunched.   What does it mean?

He has multiple national championships and doesn't give a fuck

Herman: derp derp Lets run a screen pass the short side derp derp. High probability says we run it to the long side so Im Herman and I am smarter. They wint expect us to run the play to the short side. derp derp
Hey you cowards negging me. Step up and quote me or say something in defense. Ok? Stop being pussies and hiding behind a click
nope. did I fuck your fiance? pre-med maybe?
Yeah thats what they call me back here sailor ; )
Anyway, if any of you cock suckers are downtown i'll buy you a beer. Fuck all this typing shit. Hook em
Wtf so many cock suckers negged ne. Pussies. hahaha
Will are fan base always be this big of pussies? My neg count will prove it : )
Yep. Made my point. Our fan base, pussies
Any of you woman, oh meant guys that negged me want to meet downtown tomorrow and show what you are worth then we can meet tomorrow. I'll most likely buy you a beer but if you have problems or an attitude I will take you outside.
Hmm. No takers? only pussies that hide behind a keyboard eh?
hehe whats wrong with being stupid? I just want someone to come out and plaaaaayy
hehe you mad bro? Come drink a beer with me downtown?
yo hampsterpenis aggy boy posting mindless drivel is MY JOB ON HERE. you have no power here go on back to texags aggy boy before someone drops a house on YOU.

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so gargle cats balls and fuck off.

This team is not fun to watch. Even in the wins. This season is the complete opposite of last year. This offense is terrible. 

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The guy is a complete fraud and should be fired 

poorly developed and coached team. How in the world is Tom keeping his job if he has this abortion next year?

 

 

$1mm per win this season.  I don't think that's a good rate.  I mean, I got a sand guy...he'll make us a good deal.  At a price.

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I mean, I got a sand guy...he'll make us a good deal.  At a price.

And I am not having an awesome time.  Yeah, the whole neighborhood knows I’m not having an awesome time.

We're just too though on him.  It was cold up there.  Winning on the road is hard.  Academy Sports + Outdoors Bowl seems fun because then he can get a YETI sticker from them to put on his truck next to the "TOUGHNESS" sticker from last season.  Fucking fraud.  

Herman is over his head here. Not taking points in the 1st half is just beyond stupid. As is, giving them the ball and the wind to start the 2nd half. 3 years at Texas and still making the same mistakes he made his 1st season. Don't give a shit about winning out, he's a bad coach.

20 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The guy is a complete fraud and should be fired 

It sure looks this way.

we need to go Taggart on his ass, but we won't because as always we jumped the gun and extended his contract too fucking early

Bullshit, we'll keep him another year and probably give him a bigger purse with which to attract better assistants.  Nobody wants to rock the boat before the next tv renegotiation.  

I am so fucking tired of the upward promotions with our coaches.  You shitcan Rick Barnes, get a proven lateral replacement.  You shitcan Mack Brown, you do the same.  You shitcan Augie Garrido, you do to the same.  You shitcan Strong, you do the same.  We are not a FUCKING PROVING GROUND.  If you want to play that game, fine...but don't pay those rates.  

 

Some of you in the know folks, start looking around for whatever above average G6 coach is out there after the 2020 season that has "strong recruiting ties" to the State of Texas.  Somebody we can throw $6-$7mm/year at for no fucking reason other than it feels good.  May as well start looking for the next step sideways as a program.  

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21 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

poorly developed and coached team. How in the world is Tom keeping his job if he has this abortion next year?

 

 

He will be back next season barring scandal.  

If he can’t improve, he will be gone.  I don’t personally think he can handle this program so improvement could be a slippery slope. 

Herman is trash.  Could not take advantage of a top 5 recruiting class and Sugar Bowl win.  This year was set up to win the conference.

If Ruhle beats ousux for the B12 championship in Dallas, we are beyond fucked.  Herman deserves NO additional chances.  He how owns this Year 3 shit show.

 

Edited by Shaggy3.0

I want him graded by the same standards charlie got....and no I am not a fan of potato

No large improvement by year 3 or 4 and gone 

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