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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Please Make It Stop

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2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Yes. He is not coming to Texas for the reasons I talked about.

Appreciate the scoop!

Flood thinks he can coach big bodies up

39 minutes ago, tokamak said:

I rewatched the Cheez-It Bowl last night and was not impressed with McCutcheon. Lockett had the nice TD but that's it. I don't think that Wingo + Mosley + a bunch of question marks is a championship-level WR room.

Especially if no one gets better bigger or faster

16 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Interesting we're getting thrown in with every oline now

There is almost 0 chance that Texas can get a good LT to come to Texas. That has about as much chance as Texas getting top notch Qb to consider Texas.

35 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Regarding Baker to OG consternation, Baker has signed his deal, loves Texas and believes that Guard is his future when he heads to the NFL.

By itself, this is a positive development. Thanks for sharing.

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44 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

When you’re looking at a guy who is going to make a major step up in competition - I think it’s probably pretty important that he doesn’t look like me (no upper body to speak of, can barely squat his own weight, gets winded walking up stair). Yes, Flood probably fucked this up, but I also don’t think they should waste a scholarship just because they bought a kid a plane ticket and a steak dinner. Their are plenty of other backup OL in the portal.

Name sorta checks out

27 minutes ago, The Dog said:

IT'S MELTDOWN TIME

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We got a long snapper, kicker and punters. A TE that we probably don’t need and a great big fat boy to be fat over the ball. I don’t know what that dude is talking about.

Rumor on Uluave is its a Cal vs BYU battle. UCLA thought they had a chance but that seems to have receded. He is from Utah so I suppose that would be the draw. Dont think he is Mormon though

7 minutes ago, Fud said:

Flood thinks he can coach big bodies up

Or they help cover up some coaching deficiencies.

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26 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Back in the air headed to Ann Arbor. Nice...

Flood and Banks? I assume Sarkisian is in California with Julukeleileieluke

19 minutes ago, Fud said:

A bit of appealing to authority here, but I'm assuming unless he's represented by idiots, he'd have stayed in college for another year if he were getting drafted in the sixth round

The aggie 247 guys implied that he's ready to get out of there and injury concerns are not nothing for him.

19 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Watergate, punk rock

Mark Stepboski too-smalled his way to five Pro Bowls.

Yep, and the Fraley guy not make it to the pros at all, but he's pedigreed and certainly well-coached. Why Texas isn't even sniffing around him is the size queen shit and that pisses me off.

2 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

Rumor on Uluave is its a Cal vs BYU battle. UCLA thought they had a chance but that seems to have receded. He is from Utah so I suppose that would be the draw. Dont think he is Mormon though

how does that happen?

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21 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

After the Wyoming midget showed up smelling of cabbage with tiny hands, with no alternative solution in mind for another IOL, the push is being made to get Robertson to return.

Why we ever thought an Irishman would make a good o-lineman is beyond me. What’s even more frustrating is that they seem to have only scouted 3 guys to fill 3 spots. That’s amazing to me.

  • closetojumping changed the title to Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
3 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

Rumor on Uluave is its a Cal vs BYU battle. UCLA thought they had a chance but that seems to have receded. He is from Utah so I suppose that would be the draw. Dont think he is Mormon though

If we wanted a more experienced version of that guy we would have just paid Lefau to stay

2 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

how does that happen?

a fair question. And I could be wrong, of course

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

If we wanted a more experienced version of that guy we would have just paid Lefau to stay

pffft, Uluave would be a significant upgrade over Lefau. Is he better than the Wisconsin dude? Who knows

I don’t know enough to know where the blame lies, but something seems wrong regarding player acquisition. Seems like Banks is the only coach that has his ducks in a row in this portal season. It appears too much focus was put on a couple of players that didn’t even enter the portal and then it doesn’t look like we were ready to pivot to secondary options, Reading that excerpt in the recruiting thread from 2026 recruits didn’t help either.

Just now, SarkAfterDark said:

I don’t know enough to know where the blame lies, but something seems wrong regarding player acquisition. Seems like Banks is the only coach that has his ducks in a row in this portal season. It appears too much focus was put on a couple of players that didn’t even enter the portal and then it doesn’t look like we were ready to pivot to secondary options, Reading that excerpt in the recruiting thread from 2026 recruits didn’t help either.

Maybe, crazy thought here I know, thats because special teams is the least competitive and least expensive positions in the portal and obtaining those targets is pretty easy.

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Just now, Park Gothic said:

Goddamn how many times are we going to change the thread title today?

That would actually make a good thread title.

27 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Maybe a new OL coach wouldn't be so hung up on size to the detriment of if a guy can actually play the position.

Size isn’t everything……is it?

37 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Back in the air headed to Ann Arbor. Nice...

Annnnd now diverted. Not nice.

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39 minutes ago, The Dog said:

IT'S MELTDOWN TIME

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We should all take our our cues from someone who posts on Reddit as "TheEnviedPenis." Because folks carrying the goods always feel the need to shout it unprompted from the rooftops of the internet.

18 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

There is almost 0 chance that Texas can get a good LT to come to Texas. That has about as much chance as Texas getting top notch Qb to consider Texas.

Maybe he is open to RT

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2 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Goddamn how many times are we going to change the thread title today?

That is the first thread title change of the day, sir. If you can't appreciate Shakespeare being overlaid onto the hellhouse shithole that this thread has become, I cannot abide your presence, as you must be some sort of hillbilly heathen, here as part of the problem.

3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Size isn’t everything……is it?

Why don't you ask TheENVIEDPenis.

Sark and Flood have been binge watching my 600 pound life looking for linemen.

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

We should all take our our cues from someone who posts on Reddit as "TheEnviedPenis." Because folks carrying the goods always feel the need to shout it unprompted from the rooftops of the internet.

I always cringe a bit when I see you walk up to introduce yourself at parties. "Hi, I am Sydney "The Flesh Cannon" Carton, pleased to meet you." Grim.

Just now, Da Fino said:

Annnnd now diverted. Not nice.

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4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Size isn’t everything……is it?

That's what I keep telling my gf.

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21 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

6 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Goddamn how many times are we going to change the thread title today?

Well, Kansas has the best BBQ, right?

Shiba Inu Waiting GIF by KeepUpWithJazAndYumiWhy doesn’t anyone wanna come here!

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2 minutes ago, speed817 said:

This is great and I love grok! Post more, please!

Hopefully today is the day Texas decides to start using all that money we read about

5 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Maybe he is open to RT

I am assuming that he wants to stay at LT and has ambitions to get drafted at LT (there is a big difference between a RT and LT in the draft).

3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Well, Kansas has the best BBQ, right?

Best BBQ in Topeka . . .

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6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I always cringe a bit when I see you walk up to introduce yourself at parties. "Hi, I am Sydney "The Flesh Cannon" Carton, pleased to meet you." Grim.

Listen, Rex Grossman stole The Sex Cannon right out from under me.

6 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

So what has broken people's brains here?

Social media? AI? The gubmint?

All of that plus Covid and microplastics, for serious tho. Also the death of aviici, the world needs another Levels.

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4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Well, Kansas has the best BBQ, right?

Please don't do this. The thread is rough enough without having this kind of argument injected.

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That is the first thread title change of the day, sir. If you can't appreciate Shakespeare being overlaid onto the hellhouse shithole that this thread has become, I cannot abide your presence, as you must be some sort of hillbilly heathen, here as part of the problem.

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17 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Seems like Banks is the only coach that has his ducks in a row in this portal season.

Fwiw, Banks does a lot of communication directly with NIL stakeholders and it might have been easier to line up financial commitments on his dudes before the season ended. Some of this is “you want $300k? Let me put something together.”

53 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

They know they want a downhill guy. The guy they're waiting on isn't a downhill guy in my eyes, but whatever. I don't know why the big back from UF and the Mahmoud guy from UW aren't getting attention.

Great, glad they learned their lesson on waiting for guys to enter the portal

6 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

I am assuming that he wants to stay at LT and has ambitions to get drafted at LT (there is a big difference between a RT and LT in the draft).

There's a big difference between right and left everywhere in life, my dude.

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