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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work

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Nahlin is not a trustworthy source. Bobby and Gerry bailed on him because he brings basically zero added value.

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Williams would finally get us out of the weeds with IDL. Been such an ongoing struggle at that spot for years now. Williams and Sharma continuing to develop for another season behind January + Portal NT (Arkansas kid hopefully). Both would have two years eligibility left beyond 2026. Get back in the habit of making sure to add one young NT either through recruiting or portal each cycle and that room might finally be in good shape. DT and Edge are already 'fixed'. Would be nice having the defensive front not be a constant headache to fill out.

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Dude has added at least 60 pounds since high school. Like all of your moms.

3 hours ago, Getafix said:

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What more can you do?

I'm really enjoying the football board regurgitations about Sark and Flood. They're just as fresh and enlightening when regurgitated 20 times as they were the first time that vomit slapped the floor!

We. Get. It.

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I saw a video of the new Arkansas coach when he arrived for the first team meeting. He said anyone that transfers to a SEC team on the schedule next year was going to take an ass whooping.

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

I saw a video of the new Arkansas coach when he arrived for the first team meeting. He said anyone that transfers to a SEC team on the schedule next year was going to take an ass whooping.

He can get fucked.

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I saw a video of the new Arkansas coach when he arrived for the first team meeting. He said anyone that transfers to a SEC team on the schedule next year was going to take an ass whooping.

They still have football there?

Cool! Sark IS going to take transfers this cycle!

5 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Sometimes I just laugh at the concept of me jumping in at guard and trying to block some of these guys. 6’5 388? Get fucked, dude.

I like Geffard a lot. He moves well for a mammoth. I remember him tracking Wisner all the way to the sideline in our game a month ago.

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I saw a video of the new Arkansas coach when he arrived for the first team meeting. He said anyone that transfers to a SEC team on the schedule next year was going to take an ass whooping.

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Why aren’t we going after everyone Cignetti is going after????

At this point it should be a requirement we offer and recruit anyone Cig offers and recruits

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1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

They still have football there?

Yeah, they have uniforms players we can sign in the portal and everything. It’s really great.

Just now, D3zii said:

Why aren’t we going after everyone Cignetti is going after????

I don’t know?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?

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2 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

If he’s not a priority, why are we hosting him on the first weekend?

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

What more can you do?

I'm really enjoying the football board regurgitations about Sark and Flood. Their just as fresh and enlightening when regurgitated 20 times as they were the first time that vomit slapped the floor!

We. Get. It.

Well, just in case folks aren’t getting it, and I don’t think folks really are, here’s one for you.

The scouts really liked the King guy from Wyoming. Thought he’d be a good scheme fit and had great technique. So he gets in the portal and his first visit he’s invited to is Texas.

The guy shows up for the visit and Flood immediately nixes him as a candidate for a scholarship. Not big enough.

I, for one, wholeheartedly trust Flood at this point to crush his evaluations through the eye test versus the work the scouting team has put in watching hundreds of hours of tape over the past few months. Woo woo!!! Wooooo!!

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2 hours ago, Getafix said:

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Look here, Getafix. I love your updates but I’m a boomer’s kid. These screen shots are so fucking small that if try to enlarge them on my phone I get a “an error repeatedly occurred” message and my safari session craps out.

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Well, just in case folks aren’t getting it, and I don’t think folks really are, here’s one for you.

The scouts really liked the King guy from Wyoming. Thought he’d be a good scheme fit and had great technique. So he gets in the portal and his first visit he’s invited to is Texas.

The guy shows up for the visit and Flood immediately nixes him as a candidate for a scholarship. Not big enough.

I, for one, wholeheartedly trust Flood at this point to crush his evaluations through the eye test versus the work the scouting team has put in watching hundreds of hours of tape over the past few months. Woo woo!!! Wooooo!!

He's listed at 6'5" 313 on the Wyoming site. How far off from that is he in reality?

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

Look here, Getafix. I love your updates but I’m a boomer’s kid. These screen shots are so fucking small that if try to enlarge them on my phone I get a “an error repeatedly occurred” message and my safari session craps out.

Same. I don’t even attempt to read these anymore. The board shits itself

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Well, just in case folks aren’t getting it, and I don’t think folks really are, here’s one for you.

The scouts really liked the King guy from Wyoming. Thought he’d be a good scheme fit and had great technique. So he gets in the portal and his first visit he’s invited to is Texas.

The guy shows up for the visit and Flood immediately nixes him as a candidate for a scholarship. Not big enough.

I, for one, wholeheartedly trust Flood at this point to crush his evaluations through the eye test versus the work the scouting team has put in watching hundreds of hours of tape over the past few months. Woo woo!!! Wooooo!!

Very frustrating but thanks for the insight

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I don’t ever wanna hear shit about bleeding BO lifelong longhorn shit and committing sooner. Poser ass. Now I’m with CTJ. He’s a jag

Michigan apparently expressing some cautious optimism that they can bring back Guarnera. They have mostly written off Sprague since if he doesn't land at Texas he is basically a lock to Mizzou over them as fall back.

1 minute ago, Thiefery said:

Parker is a sooner

But still you wonder

Who's cheatin' who

Who's being true

And who don't even care anymore

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He's listed at 6'5" 313 on the Wyoming site. How far off from that is he in reality?

Yeah seems like someone was a mega dick here depending on the answer

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Nothing makes me happier about not having kids yet than watching parents make this face every time that number shows up.

When you do have them the key is to reverse it and use it on them. My younger daughter was trying to annoy me with it then I started doing the hand sign and she quickly gave up.

1 minute ago, Lurch said:

Yeah seems like someone was a mega dick here depending on the answer

Frustratingly stupid to focus on measurables for a guard anyway. All that really matters is strength. I'll happily take some feisty 6'1 guard who can actually hold back a DT than a flat footed pussy who is 6'6 330. I can understand being a size queen especially with wingspan at tackle but for guard it really just Strength > footwork/technique > size they should be looking at and I'm pretty sure the only fucking thing Flood even cares about is the last one.

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I'm having a hard time finding a reason to be stressed about Cam Coleman. Texas obviously has a competitive offer. If he signs with Texas, great! If he picks another school, good luck to him. We have a great situation and opportunity for him with Arch and Sark, if it's all about highest bidder, we probably don't want a guy like that anyways.

My favorite portal addition was the midseason addition of Arch’s pocket presence, poise, accuracy and hot wheels. Feels like we got a new QB for next year. So I agree that there isn’t one guy we need. Lots of WRs can thrive in our situation.

3 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

then he’s too stupid to have been successful here anyway.

Have you met football players?

18 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Well, just in case folks aren’t getting it, and I don’t think folks really are, here’s one for you.

The scouts really liked the King guy from Wyoming. Thought he’d be a good scheme fit and had great technique. So he gets in the portal and his first visit he’s invited to is Texas.

The guy shows up for the visit and Flood immediately nixes him as a candidate for a scholarship. Not big enough.

I, for one, wholeheartedly trust Flood at this point to crush his evaluations through the eye test versus the work the scouting team has put in watching hundreds of hours of tape over the past few months. Woo woo!!! Wooooo!!

3 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

Michigan apparently expressing some cautious optimism that they can bring back Guarnera.

Sounds like very functional execution from the Longhorn staff at the biggest position of need!

I wonder did the guy just show up way smaller than listed or do the scouts not talk to coaches before they bring guys in for visits..

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22 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Well, just in case folks aren’t getting it, and I don’t think folks really are, here’s one for you.

The scouts really liked the King guy from Wyoming. Thought he’d be a good scheme fit and had great technique. So he gets in the portal and his first visit he’s invited to is Texas.

The guy shows up for the visit and Flood immediately nixes him as a candidate for a scholarship. Not big enough.

I, for one, wholeheartedly trust Flood at this point to crush his evaluations through the eye test versus the work the scouting team has put in watching hundreds of hours of tape over the past few months. Woo woo!!! Wooooo!!

Flood looking for his next Stroh

19 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Well, just in case folks aren’t getting it, and I don’t think folks really are, here’s one for you.

The scouts really liked the King guy from Wyoming. Thought he’d be a good scheme fit and had great technique. So he gets in the portal and his first visit he’s invited to is Texas.

The guy shows up for the visit and Flood immediately nixes him as a candidate for a scholarship. Not big enough.

I, for one, wholeheartedly trust Flood at this point to crush his evaluations through the eye test versus the work the scouting team has put in watching hundreds of hours of tape over the past few months. Woo woo!!! Wooooo!!

Reminds me of Texas head football coach John Mackovic (for you youngins that weren't alive yet) refusing to recruit Drew Brees (right in town playing for Westlake) to Texas because Mackovic thought he was "too short" regardless of what he could do. FFS

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

So, Hank South posted this.

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I thought - let's see what the Cal board is saying about this situation ...

A guy keeps posting that the board is dead.

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If not dead, let's go with weak ...

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Guy with Michigan logo does a drive-by ...

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So yeah, nobody seems to give a shit.

Bear Insider is the primary board that gets traffic. Write for California is also pretty heavy traffic. Rivals and 247 boards are virtual ghost towns

Clemson Safety Khalil Barnes just locked in with Georgia (didn't seem like we ever had a shot there but he would have been a nice fit; hopefully we get the FSU S).

Hawkins also just locked in with Okie St as expected.

14 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Parker is a sooner

That is really going to piss me off. Such a cock gobbler move.

2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Reminds me of Texas head football coach John Mackovic (for you youngins that weren't alive yet) refusing to recruit Drew Brees (right in town playing for Westlake) to Texas because Mackovic thought he was "too short" regardless of what he could do. FFS

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2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

So, as I said, just bags activity.

I would hope we don't do that bullshit. And fuck any player who expects it.

I hope we do whatever necessary, above and beyond any other program, to win a fucking national championship.

14 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I don’t ever wanna hear shit about bleeding BO lifelong longhorn shit and committing sooner. Poser ass. Now I’m with CTJ. He’s a jag

Venables paid him to get info on how we keep kicking his ass. he'll be hanging out on the sidelines mostly.

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20 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Parker is a sooner

But he bleeds burnt orange and this is out of his hands... Lol fuck this absolute piece of shit. He is totally and completely dead to me. Have fun catching hospital balls from Midteer and getting blown the fuck out in the RRS next year bitch.

9 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

That is really going to piss me off. Such a cock gobbler move.

Water finds its level.

24 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Parker is a sooner

After shitting all over the program on the way out, trash ass move.

In other WR news

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7 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Venables paid him to get info on how we keep kicking his ass. he'll be hanging out on the sidelines mostly.

Guess Brennan couldn’t remember enough of the playbook to be helpful.

Just now, texifornia said:

After shitting all over the program on the way out, trash ass move.

In other WR news

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If Coleman actually skipped a meeting (we know this is all BS message board shit), then we should absolute stop pursuing him.

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A few commitments from guys that have been mentioned on this board:
Tulane OG Hurst -> Houston
Clemson S Barnes -> UGA
Auburn DB Jay Crawford -> Ole Miss
Kansas St LB Austin Romaine -> Tech
RB Caleb Hawkins -> Ok St

28 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Parker is a sooner

What a douche move. Arch should've punched him in the balls.

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