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On 5/2/2025 at 10:59 AM, Underdog said:

This guy even scares Elway,

You think Elway is scared? He just fucking killed a guy he called his friend, he'd straight up eviscerate a total stranger.

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Anyone see the latest Texas ProTax commercial? Housewife standing in a $35K kitchen pours her dog a tiny scoop of dog food, then explains to the dog that they can't afford any more dog food because of their property taxes. Then she hugs the dog and looks at the camera. WTF.

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10 minutes ago, Scary Stranger said:

Those aren’t parachute pants, you dumb bitch.

It may be intolerant of me on some implicit, subconscious level, but the idiotic look on her shopping companion's face instantly enrages me every time. 

And then I always have the same follow up thought - I sure am glad that that doofus was born in the current era, because life probably would not have been very kind to them in the not-too-distant past. 

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On 5/14/2025 at 9:33 PM, RamjetFDO said:

The big-toothed Trivago guy is the stuff of creepy nightmares.5efb3d2ca30a752c3b1431fe34d0c8c1.jpg

aren’t you a huge aston villa fan? you see this man and think of him as “the big-toothed trivago guy?”

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On 5/18/2025 at 3:50 PM, Guadaloopy said:

Fuck Wendy’s. 

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Ha

I went to a Sunday afternoon game at Dell Diamond several years ago and it was bring your dog day.

About every other inning they would play a doorbell sound.

Most of the dogs went crazy.

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On 5/18/2025 at 3:50 PM, Guadaloopy said:

Fuck Wendy’s. 

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There's a Subaru commercial where dogs are driving the car, and one of them makes a little whining/yelping noise, and it wakes or startles our dog every time.

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On 5/20/2025 at 8:12 AM, Steamboat1874 said:

Ha

I went to a Sunday afternoon game at Dell Diamond several years ago and it was bring your dog day.

About every other inning they would play a doorbell sound.

Most of the dogs went crazy.

My favorite memory of Bark at the Park in Miami was watching a stream of dogpiss navigate an entire corkscrew ramp. 

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Daddy ran the whiskey in a big-block Dodge...


but Chevy uses Copperhead Road on their new commercial.  Immediately, I was like, "The song sings praises of a Dodge" you stupid fucks.

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On 5/14/2025 at 9:33 PM, RamjetFDO said:

The big-toothed Trivago guy is the stuff of creepy nightmares.5efb3d2ca30a752c3b1431fe34d0c8c1.jpg

Yes! Just saw that commercial this morning… Also, anyone mention the damn Dairy Queen ad with the fucking ring doorbell chime that starts it off? Nothing like a quiet evening on the couch with the dogs up to that point…

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3 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

Also, anyone mention the damn Dairy Queen ad with the fucking ring doorbell chime that starts it off? Nothing like a quiet evening on the couch with the dogs up to that point…

Death. Penalty.

It's bad enough that it sets the dogs off, but it makes me get up off my lazy ass until I realize it's that damned commercial again.

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22 hours ago, Iceman said:

Daddy ran the whiskey in a big-block Dodge...


but Chevy uses Copperhead Road on their new commercial.  Immediately, I was like, "The song sings praises of a Dodge" you stupid fucks.

Like aggy playing "Mo Bamba" during our football game with them. 

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i watch baseball all day every day, and *every single commercial break* features goddamn drew barrymore singing madonna all off key. i need a version of this commercial where orlando bloom throws her over the side of the cruise ship, and we actually get to watch her splat into the ocean.

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On 5/30/2025 at 2:57 PM, Derka said:

i watch baseball all day every day, and *every single commercial break* features goddamn drew barrymore singing madonna all off key. i need a version of this commercial where orlando bloom throws her over the side of the cruise ship, and we actually get to watch her splat into the ocean.

How many times are we going to see that Johnny Depp cologne commercial?

Jeez…..enough.

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Just saw Blair Underwood on a Lexus commercial.  Holy shit, “black don’t crack” is for real.  He’s 61 years old.  
 

 

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43 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

If I saw this guy walking down the street, I would go kick him in the nuts:

 

Ahh yes the extremely non-threatening hipster white guy with the Asian girlfriend. It was either that or the light skinned black chick with frizzy hair. 

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On 6/5/2025 at 12:23 PM, NorthLoop said:

Ahh yes the extremely non-threatening hipster white guy with the Asian girlfriend. It was either that or the light skinned black chick with frizzy hair. 

Asian chick was hoping for the light skinned black chick. 

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Jesus how many folks play royal kingdom?  I expect to see Elon musk, Xi, AI Elvis, bill belichik. Bill and Hillary, King Charles and Putin  doing these spots.

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2 hours ago, Derka said:

buncha cool, young black people belting their lungs out singing a goddamn maroon 5 song from before they were born. yeah, that’ll make me want to buy a kia.

I remember when you would have been the target audience of that commercial.

Derka, you're fucking old.  

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Any of the females light skin with frizzy hair by chance?

Braids. Super hot Lisa Bonet starter kit. It’s good to see you as an ally for darker-skinned African-American actors who are discriminated because they are more difficult to properly light.
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12 hours ago, Derka said:

buncha cool, young black people belting their lungs out singing a goddamn maroon 5 song from before they were born. yeah, that’ll make me want to buy a kia.

No one singing a maroon 5 song is cool.

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13 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


Braids. Super hot Lisa Bonet starter kit. It’s good to see you as an ally for darker-skinned African-American actors who are discriminated because they are more difficult to properly light.

It's a Derka joke. I assume you're in on it but I don't want anyone thinking I have any issues with beautiful black women of any skin tone. Now the fat ones... That's an entirely different story...(kidding)

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