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Posted
5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

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This is getting ri-fricking-diculous now. 

Nahlin is a proven idiot and this is just reinforcements for the fight in that argument. This roster is loaded up and down. Jaggy McJaggerson isn’t cracking the top 70, folks. 

This is also getting hilarious. The build up on this guy is trending past absurd and straight into plaid. 

Buddy, you better hope Arch edges out Jaggy McJ in the Heisman vote or you're never going to live it down.

Posted (edited)
10 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Buddy, you better hope Arch edges out Jaggy McJ in the Heisman vote or you're never going to live it down.

I think we can make a reasonable case that arch’s future heisman is due in large part to livingstone being on the field either by making plays or drawing coverage.  So really as long as he isn’t on the bench, he will be the real mvp. 

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Posted
42 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Anybody know if the CoOp is selling Livingstone 13 jerseys yet?  

 

36 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

No, but his statue is already out back.

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Beat me to it. 

Posted
37 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Moves like McJaggerson:

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Say what you want but mcjaggerson, hes just like his dad. he has a bit of wiggle to him and hard to bring down in the open field. cause you know who would want to tackle that.

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Posted
2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Via Sikahema was of Pacific Islander descent and was truly force in the return game. The only similarities between that dude and Jaggy are they’re not black and played WR. 

To further strengthen your point, Vai was an RB from what I recall.

Posted
16 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

If Livingstone scores 3 or more TD's this year, I'll personally buy CTJ a Livingstone jersey. I'm hoping for it. 

Like they won't be sold out. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I agree with this. When everything starts to slide towards irrevocable chaos around here, I show up and restore order. 

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            Yup

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Posted
9 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

Like they won't be sold out. 

I'll personalize it with Mr. Jaggerson. No one else in this country will have that. He can wear his balaclava mask, but he has to post himself wearing it. 

9 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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            Yup

He can wear this with his new jersey I'll be sending him 

Posted
4 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

He was a senior this year, 2nd team all American. Not sure if he's staying for a grad year or not. His younger brother though is going to be a sophomore I think. And a cousin is on the team too (the cousin's dad was my club team coach in Houston about 10 years ago). Those 3 have been throwing a disc and spending time at tournaments since they could walk.

 

Great to hear. I’ll follow them next year. It was a great season w smaller schools winning it all but would like to see Texas do better. 

Posted
57 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

I'll personalize it with Mr. Jaggerson. No one else in this country will have that. He can wear his balaclava mask, but he has to post himself wearing it. 

He can wear this with his new jersey I'll be sending him 

I hear China will customize an imitation jersey.  

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Posted
1 hour ago, William Bludworth said:

He scores 15 in 5 games and I'll  personally fist Futureman and not upload it to the dark web, just here. 

Shit, I thought this was the dark web.

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Damn near every thread on this board becomes unreadable because a bunch of unfunny fucks are constantly trying to score internet points with their corny fucking jokes/post. I wish some of you had better things to do in life besides amusing yourself by derailing threads with stupid fucking shit. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Damn near every thread on this board becomes unreadable because a bunch of unfunny fucks are constantly trying to score internet points with their corny fucking jokes/post. I wish some of you had better things to do in life besides amusing yourself by derailing threads with stupid fucking shit. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Great to hear. I’ll follow them next year. It was a great season w smaller schools winning it all but would like to see Texas do better. 

Didn't know you followed the sport! Know someone on the team?

Texas has been pretty up and down throughout the years. Women's team was in the national final a few years ago, now not even qualified. Same with the men's team, sometimes top 5, sometimes top 15, sometimes not.

Carleton College, though small, is a traditional powerhouse in the sport. Everytime I look, they seem to be at least in the national semis again.

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I have that witless dipshit on ignore. My advice to him is to start his own thread on whatever subject is interesting to him and then put the work in to make it relevant to others. When someone steps out of line, neg them and shout them down. Then, watch that thread flourish. The rest of us will be green with envy and abandon all other threads to participate. 

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Posted (edited)
16 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

I'm with you. What would really make this board enjoyable for me is a complete lack of humor and everyone feeling like they're posting on railroad tracks. 

I think the big problem is a lack of consequences. If we could chop off a finger for violating one of SarkAfterDark's very reasonable guidelines for having the ideal message board, this place would be waaaaaay better. 

Not expecting the extreme opposite, more like not having to sift through mountains of useless drivel and dead horses being beaten to see if anything useful was posted. But maybe you guys get a chuckle out of this. I just can’t imagine what a life has to be like to find this shit amusing. But don’t mind me, it ain’t my board, carry the fuck on. 

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Posted
20 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Damn near every thread on this board becomes unreadable because a bunch of unfunny fucks are constantly trying to score internet points with their corny fucking jokes/post. I wish some of you had better things to do in life besides amusing yourself by derailing threads with stupid fucking shit. 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Not expecting the extreme opposite, more like to having to sift through mountains of useless drivel and dead horses being beaten to see if anything useful was posted. But maybe you guys get a chuckle out of this. I just can’t imagine what a life has to be like to find this shit amusing. But don’t mind me, it ain’t my board, carry the fuck on. 

Useless drivel and dead horses is what it costs to save $9.95/mo. If you want to pay for the premium boards, I'm sure they stay much more on topic!

Posted
25 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Damn near every thread on this board becomes unreadable because a bunch of unfunny fucks are constantly trying to score internet points with their corny fucking jokes/post. I wish some of you had better things to do in life besides amusing yourself by derailing threads with stupid fucking shit. 

You need to pay 9.95 for that shit

Posted
18 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

I'm with you. What would really make this board enjoyable for me is a complete lack of humor and everyone feeling like they're posting on railroad tracks. 

I think the big problem is a lack of consequences. If we could chop off a finger for violating one of SarkAfterDark's very reasonable guidelines for having the ideal message board, this place would be waaaaaay better. 

How about we send anybody who laughs at anything on this board off to gladiator school. We'll have 'em fighting rabid wild animals within a week. 

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Posted
31 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Damn near every thread on this board becomes unreadable because a bunch of unfunny fucks are constantly trying to score internet points with their corny fucking jokes/post. I wish some of you had better things to do in life besides amusing yourself by derailing threads with stupid fucking shit. 

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Posted
34 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Damn near every thread on this board becomes unreadable because a bunch of unfunny fucks are constantly trying to score internet points with their corny fucking jokes/post. I wish some of you had better things to do in life besides amusing yourself by derailing threads with stupid fucking shit. 

Negged for posting off-topic

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Posted
16 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Not expecting the extreme opposite, more like not having to sift through mountains of useless drivel and dead horses being beaten to see if anything useful was posted. But maybe you guys get a chuckle out of this. I just can’t imagine what a life has to be like to find this shit amusing. But don’t mind me, it ain’t my board, carry the fuck on. 

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Posted
33 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

I wish some of you had better things to do in life besides amusing yourself by derailing threads with stupid fucking shit. 

I wish some of you had better things to do in life besides commenting on posts by people amusing themselves by derailing threads with stupid fucking shit. 

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Posted
52 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Damn near every thread on this board becomes unreadable because a bunch of unfunny fucks are constantly trying to score internet points with their corny fucking jokes/post. I wish some of you had better things to do in life besides amusing yourself by derailing threads with stupid fucking shit. 

someone needed to say it.  thank you.

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