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I did not have this on my bingo card for today.  This guy was big on the Tyler birthday party circuit when my kids were little.  I'm speechless (yet I guess I might have predicted this with a then-20-something balloon artist).

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/party-clown-turned-wife-killer-205206391.html

 

Here he is at my younger son's third birthday party back in 2012.

 

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8 minutes ago, Blotto said:

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Believe me, a buddy and I stood at the back of the room at that birthday party and made all the jokes.  No someone Photoshop Bob Stoops's or Brent Venables's head onto this picture.

 

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38 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

35 years for shooting and killing your wife???

I mean if you're young and healthy, you'd be out of prison in time to still live a happy life...

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To me clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.

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1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

To me clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.

Jack Handy or Mitch Hedberg?

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2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

To me clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown that makes people happy, but inside he's real sad.

Also, he has severe diarrhea.

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3 hours ago, Parliament said:

I mean if you're young and healthy, you'd be out of prison in time to still live a happy life...

Yeah, but consider this.  Imagine if you served 35 years from 1980 to 2015.  When you get out, even if your asshole isn’t the size of a tractor tire, you have no tech skills.  You could only do manual labor.  

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6 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Yeah, but consider this.  Imagine if you served 35 years from 1980 to 2015.  When you get out, even if your asshole isn’t the size of a tractor tire, you have no tech skills.  You could only do manual labor.  

with 35 years in prison, you could ostensibly learn C++ or something in the computer time they have for you?

We should get all our prisoners working on AI and cybersecurity CISSP's and CompTIA's and all that jazz.

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2 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

That's not a clown (as in profession), that's just a common balloon twister. Where's the make-up? The hair? The shoes?

 

Yeah, dude was a balloon arteest.  I was just quoting the article because it made a better thread title.  Although???

 

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Also, this was my younger son's Halloween costume five years later.  Coincidence?

 

 

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Just now, thunderlounge said:

 

That new IT series has my interest. 

Yeah.  I hope they don't screw it up.  Looks like it will be good though.

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Csb but I played in a Rec basketball league and named the team “the balloon knots” and a teammate asked why that? I said because an asshole looks like a balloon knot. So he replied “so basically we’re the “assholes”” and I said yep

thanks for listening I’ll see my way out

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6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

To me clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.

Jack Handey?

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15 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

To me clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.

  • That was funny, yet sad. Kind of like getting tit-fucked by a clown.

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