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So Republicans, your standard bearer says the homeless are a local and state problem.

And then he offers to get the feds involved if cities ask nicely.

 

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Someone photoshop Gosnar with Epstein and tweet “Both of these men are hated by their families”.

His defense that the photoshopped image doesn’t matter because his accompanying tweet was true should make him A-Okay with him being added to pictures of despicable people as long as the tweet that goes with it is true, right?
You so funny Matt Mackowiak



Depends. Do late term abortions start regional wars?

Matt’s going full-dumbass.
6 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

You so funny Matt Mackowiak
 

Who is that fatass incel?

Who is that fatass incel?

Travis County GOP chair, Republican Consultant, rising (unverified grade) national social media pundit, and friend of several on this board.

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:


Travis County GOP chair, Republican Consultant, rising (unverified grade) national social media pundit, And friend of several on this board.

Well he sounds hideous.

Saw some Republican House member earlier being interview, he actually looked nervous when it came up that the American public didn’t want a war with Iran.     More early retirements from Republicans in Congress coming up?

This motherfucker is tempting me to join twitter just so I can tell him to fuck right off and get out of my city.

On 1/7/2020 at 6:31 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

Travis County GOP chair, Republican Consultant, rising (unverified grade) national social media pundit, and friend of several on this board.

What handle does this greasy-looking, prepubescent little butterball post under?

16 minutes ago, bolverk said:

What handle does this greasy-looking, prepubescent little butterball post under?

Chrispy

Another rock-ribbed Republican:

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He's Texas tough.

On 1/7/2020 at 6:22 PM, DDD Dad said:

Who is that fatass incel?

complete and utter hack.  IOW, your typical GOP member.  

Omg no wai

 

I wanna know more about the Czech Pirate Party

One key difference: GOP candidates have an ® next to their name, CPP candidates have an (ARRRR!) next to their name.

11 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I wanna know more about the Czech Pirate Party

I wanna know how you were able to read that tiny print. I even went to the link and tried zooming on my computer and was having difficulty. Old age vision sucks.

9 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I wanna know how you were able to read that tiny print. I even went to the link and tried zooming on my computer and was having difficulty. Old age vision sucks.

I masturbate a lot.

15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


One key difference: GOP candidates have an ® next to their name, CPP candidates have an (ARRRR!) next to their name.
 

robert downey jr sigh GIF

13 hours ago, bolverk said:

Another rock-ribbed Republican:

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He's Texas tough.

The one consistent characteristic of all Republican officials is that they look like they were bullied mercilessly as children.

2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

The one consistent characteristic of all Republican officials is that they look like they were bullied mercilessly as children.

that's a goddamn astute observation

Bradley Byrne of Alabama trots out his "Nat Turner" list of people he wants voters to fear and loathe.

 

 

@Longhorn_Fan68 --I don't think that's what Father Duffy said.

If you don't get the reference, watch the video but you have to wait until at least the first minute before he's mentioned:

(Actually, Carol Burnette's character, Wanda Wiggins, lacks the 'h' in her name, but I included it for different reasons.)

50 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

The one consistent characteristic of all Republican officials is that they look like they were bullied mercilessly as children.

And their mommies dressed them and fixed their hair.

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

The one consistent characteristic of all Republican officials is that they look like they were bullied mercilessly as children.

and their pathological dishonesty.

15 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

the responses are probably not what he was expecting

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I wanna know more about the Czech Pirate Party

Not me, those guys vote Arrrrr every time.

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brisket quicker on the draw with the flippant response

2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I wanna know how you were able to read that tiny print. I even went to the link and tried zooming on my computer and was having difficulty. Old age vision sucks.

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1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Everybody I know that is still in, and most who are out (there's a few Trumpkins, but abandoning the Kurds took the wind out of their sails) does not think this way at all - they do not want a war with Iran.   

I'm going to take a wild guess that Banks was an officer. Maybe even Air Force or Navy.

It's nothing against many officers, or the AF or Navy, but you're typical soldier or Marine has a far different take on many different topics than officers.  When I saw that poll showing that only 42% of service members are happy with Trump, I fully believe it.  People try to make your typical 18-25 year-olds who are doing the shit jobs, and who will be in the shit, as 100% loyal to the President.  They are not.  For every few that are happy about going to war or whatever, there's a bunch who judge the chain-of-command up to, and including the President, by how hard they make their lives.

I was in under Clinton.  We didn't give a shit about him getting blowjobs or being impeached, outside of a chuckle about his choice of interns.  It was about getting paid and getting laid, and doing what we needed to do to avoid getting shit duties or whatever.  9/11 moved the needle for plenty of service members, and they were actually gung ho and proud to serve and willing to take on shit assignments, but Iraq really soured a lot of these folks on things.

And regardless of whether Banks was an officer or not, he's a Representative, so I'm fairly certain he's at least knowledgable enough to know that Iran of 2020 is far superior to Iraq of 2003.  If he's not, he should be at least intelligent enough to know that Iran had far too many direct hits on that base with what is supposed to be their lesser missiles to make folks comfortable.

 

13 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I masturbate a lot.

That's supposed to make your eyesight worse, not better. 

13 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


One key difference: GOP candidates have an ® next to their name, CPP candidates have an (ARRRR!) next to their name.
 

Dad?

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"Even more interesting when you realize he’s (Governor Phil Bryant) doing this in support of Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith. ... She was the lady that said she would be front row at a public lynching." ---italics mine, quote from the article.

 

46 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

 

Would that be so terrible?

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13 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That's supposed to make your eyesight worse, not better. 

That's funny because I'm nearing 50 and still don't wear glasses.

Old white people trying to be funny, just stop.

 

On 1/9/2020 at 1:27 PM, atomheartbevo said:

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Wait a second. There's a Pirate Party in the Czech Republic? Does Mike Leach know about this?

edit - dammit, should have read the thread

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4 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

 

You almost have to respect them, they don't even try to hide it anymore, unlike most.

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

You almost have to respect them, they don't even try to hide it anymore, unlike most.

It's SOP and its very calculated.  Say something with a 5% plausible out. 

"Don't monkey this election up."

"I'd go to a public hanging."

"1000 years of darkness."

"White nationalist, white supremacist, Western civilization — how did that language become offensive?"

Get to cry foul when people accuse you of racism.   

Those libs want to jump on me and they didn't even understand the totally innocent version that I can point to.

1 hour ago, UTCzech III said:

Old white people trying to be funny, just stop.

 

Is that supposed to be a joke?  

Way to throw them under the wheelchair 

On 1/7/2020 at 7:34 AM, SmokeyTheBear said:

Hell of a smokey eye, amirite @Chrispy_

That handle is banned. He now posts under @Chrispy*. Feel free to get his 3rd troll account banned. 

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