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Citrus Bowl, Dec 31st - Texas vs Michigan.

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I’m ready to do lines of white cheddar off the bar at my local pub. I’ll even exfoliate my sack region with the Cheez It Grooves during my pregame shower.

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    I will.

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    I remember a marquee bowl game against Michigan 20 years ago. We had a hyped QB who had started to come into his own and roster filled with very talented sophomores and juniors. Texas ended up beating

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38 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The bowl games with snack sponsors are a much better non-Playoff experience than the generic ones imo. All of the activations are so much fun.

Yeah, the generic ones feel like NFL preseason games. I understand not every sponsor comes with something silly, but what made bowls fun for so long was the gimmick.

5 hours ago, mdmost said:

Let's cleanse this thread of alt uniform nonsense. So not just 3 Michigan players have opted out.

shenanigans

44 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Playtex Sport Super Absorbency Bowl can be fun too

Didn’t they sponsor Bama/OU?

Cheez-It Derka Dogs and does the burger have pimento cheese on it?

I thought I bought tickets through the LHF, but in looking around today, I can't find them. So I'm going to StubHub to purchase 6 together and act like I had them the whole time without my wife giving me the "wtf, you idiot" experience. Anyone know how I can find where the Texas sections are? I don't want to buy some and be squarely in the Michigan section.

if the coin flip doesn't use a cheeze-it for the coin, then what are we even doing

26 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I thought I bought tickets through the LHF, but in looking around today, I can't find them. So I'm going to StubHub to purchase 6 together and act like I had them the whole time without my wife giving me the "wtf, you idiot" experience. Anyone know how I can find where the Texas sections are? I don't want to buy some and be squarely in the Michigan section.

According to Ticketmaster, the Texas side is the lower 100s to I guess 117.

https://www.ticketmaster.com/cheezit-citrus-bowl-orlando-florida-12-31-2025/event/22006312D1FA51EB?CAMEFROM=CFC_FCS_EMAIL_PR_CICB&_ga=2.268074759.8075622.1767131487-133843343.1764525811

29 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I thought I bought tickets through the LHF, but in looking around today, I can't find them. So I'm going to StubHub to purchase 6 together and act like I had them the whole time without my wife giving me the "wtf, you idiot" experience. Anyone know how I can find where the Texas sections are? I don't want to buy some and be squarely in the Michigan section.

WTF, are you an idiot?

32 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I thought I bought tickets through the LHF, but in looking around today, I can't find them. So I'm going to StubHub to purchase 6 together and act like I had them the whole time without my wife giving me the "wtf, you idiot" experience. Anyone know how I can find where the Texas sections are? I don't want to buy some and be squarely in the Michigan section.

2 minutes ago, Lerka Lerka said:

WTF, are you an idiot?

I found his wife's handle

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3 hours ago, mdmost said:

I'm about to run the grocery store to pick up items so mdleast and I can create a stupid menu of snacks that involve Cheez-Its. You can lament the death of bowls or you can enjoy them for what they are now. I chose the latter.

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4 hours ago, mdmost said:

I'm about to run the grocery store to pick up items so mdleast and I can create a stupid menu of snacks that involve Cheez-Its. You can lament the death of bowls or you can enjoy them for what they are now. I chose the latter.

Hell yes. They’re doing a great job.

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Yeah, the generic ones feel like NFL preseason games. I understand not every sponsor comes with something silly, but what made bowls fun for so long was the gimmick.

The old bowls were fairly stale. Until Kansas made the Orange Bowl. Talk about collaboration!

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8 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

The old bowls were fairly stale. Until Kansas made the Orange Bowl. Talk about collaboration!

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I thought I bought tickets through the LHF, but in looking around today, I can't find them. So I'm going to StubHub to purchase 6 together and act like I had them the whole time without my wife giving me the "wtf, you idiot" experience. Anyone know how I can find where the Texas sections are? I don't want to buy some and be squarely in the Michigan section.

Gonna be some real shitty manhattans served where you sit now.

4 hours ago, Vertuzzi said:

I’m ready to do lines of white cheddar off the bar at my local pub. I’ll even exfoliate my sack region with the Cheez It Grooves during my pregame shower.

Don't forget your taint

22 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Gonna be some real shitty manhattans served where you sit now.

Nothing like a scotch Manhattan at the Cheez-it bowl in Orlando.

7 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I’m pretty surprised Texas has more roster defections than Michigan for this game. 20+ for Texas, 12-15 for Michigan. We’re down more starters. Going to be a tougher road with the number disadvantage

We're down so many players that the kid next to Arch is actually our starting linebacker.

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5 hours ago, South Austin said:

I know the Citrus Bowl has some decent history behind what was a pretty good bowl game before the college football playoff. But now, with an expanded playoff format making these bowl games that much more meaningless, having the "Cheez-Its" sponsorship in the title of our bowl game is pretty damn deflating. The photo of the Cheez-Its sampling bar doesn't help.

I, too, hate fun.

3 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

That was Kotex

Miami vs aggy...

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3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I thought I bought tickets through the LHF, but in looking around today, I can't find them. So I'm going to StubHub to purchase 6 together and act like I had them the whole time without my wife giving me the "wtf, you idiot" experience. Anyone know how I can find where the Texas sections are? I don't want to buy some and be squarely in the Michigan section.

It wasn’t a hint that they didn’t charge you for them? Or did they charge you and then just not deliver them? Either way, I think you deserve the Wtf, you idiot experience

3 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

I found his wife's handle

Back in my day they called that a dick….

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I thought I bought tickets through the LHF, but in looking around today, I can't find them. So I'm going to StubHub to purchase 6 together and act like I had them the whole time without my wife giving me the "wtf, you idiot" experience. Anyone know how I can find where the Texas sections are? I don't want to buy some and be squarely in the Michigan section.

If you don't already have it, this shows which side is designated for the Big Ten and which side is designated for the SEC.

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14 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

It wasn’t a hint that they didn’t charge you for them? Or did they charge you and then just not deliver them? Either way, I think you deserve the Wtf, you idiot experience

I don’t really follow charges on my credit card too religiously, so cue the surly admonishments. I did go and check and no charges applied. I did the presale thing with the LHF, so I don’t know what the hell went awry.

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I don’t really follow charges on my credit card too religiously, so cue the surly admonishments. I did go and check and no charges applied. I did the presale thing with the LHF, so I don’t know what the hell went awry.

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5 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

After much consideration, this abomination will be gracing the snack table tomorrow.

https://www.cheezit.com/en-us/recipes/crusted-oven-fried-pickles.html

These will be our options tomorrow along with one of the stadium options which is Cheez-It Nachos where it's giant Cheez-Its in place of chips covered in nacho cheese, pico, beef, and jalapenos. No one does gluttony at the holidays quite like us.

https://www.cheezit.com/en-us/recipes/sweet-n-spicy-bacon-wrapped-cheez-its.html

https://www.cheezit.com/en-us/recipes/cheez-it-biscu-it-recipe.html

https://www.cheezit.com/en-us/recipes/cheez-it-crusted-mozzarella-sticks.html

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4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Gordon Ramsey Idiot GIF

I just paid 40% of the total I was going to be charged by the LHF and captured great seats freakshow and I am the idoit?

11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I just paid 40% of the total I was going to be charged by the LHF and captured great seats freakshow and I am the idoit?

Be honest, you’re just going to this as an excuse to get another Disney Adult trip in aren’t you you lil freak?

18 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I just paid 40% of the total I was going to be charged by the LHF and captured great seats freakshow and I am the idoit?

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5 hours ago, mdmost said:

Cheez-It Derka Dogs and does the burger have pimento cheese on it?

Those are just lazy. Just throw Cheez-its on regular food. Inspirational indeed.

28 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

fit check for tomorrow

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No panties? You dirty girl.

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Those are just lazy. Just throw Cheez-its on regular food. Inspirational indeed.

You're just mad because you're not the cheesiest.

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Be honest, you’re just going to this as an excuse to get another Disney Adult trip in aren’t you you lil freak?

Three days at the DisneyWorld parks with all of the kids follow the Citrus Bowl. Once Texas got this bid, I knew where this was headed. If anyone is drinking around the world at Epcot on Saturday, give a shout out to ol’ctj. I’ll be wearing UT gear with a sarcastic wife and 4 teen/pre-teen assholes all making sarcastic comments at their parents’ expense. No jorts, cargo shorts, flip flops or crocs will be involved.

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

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You’re not quite as good at the longhorn Internets as you think you are, LT.

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