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2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

How old were you?

Who cares. This story is cool as shit for sure.

Does Eric have a call-in show? I’d love to call him and give him the Roy D Mercer treatment.

3 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Does Eric have a call-in show? I’d love to call him and give him the Roy D Mercer treatment.

How big a boy are ya? Haha

“I’m 140 pounds drippin’ wet, but you killed my boy’s piano-playing hamster, Liberace. You’re either gonna pay me back for his dead hamster or I’m comin’ down there to whip your ass…”

10 hours ago, cmontexas said:

I once saw Quan send not one but two different Boyd wide recievers off of Pennington field on a stretcher

The Championship game on a cold rainy day...

Can we please go back to talking shit about Kyle Flood?

6 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Can we please go back to talking shit about Kyle Flood?

I'll allow it.

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Can we please go back to talking shit about Kyle Flood?

Maybe it’s not the Xs and the Os it’s the Jimmys and the Joes

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

Maybe it’s not the Xs and the Os it’s the Jimmys and the Joes

It is interesting how his tackles all do well, but his interior guys do not. He did recruit that huge kid out of North Shore while he was at Bama and then tried to start him. That guy was pretty awful, as I recall, and got benched after flood left. I’ll think of his name in a minute. Anyway, his eye for talent in the middle of the line is questionable. Maybe he’d do better if we stopped letting him shop for all the groceries.

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2 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

It is interesting how his tackles all do well, but his interior guys do not. He did recruit that huge kid out of North Shore while he was at Bama and then tried to start him. That guy was pretty awful, as I recall, and got benched after flood left. I’ll think of his name in a minute.

Damien George?

6 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Kendall hulk jones

He was a DL, Spider actually got that one right.

19 hours ago, closetojumping said:

He showed up to hear Gerry speak about recruiting and then he was going to reuse the info on Recruitocosm as his own. Justified it with the ol’everybody does it maneuver. Par for the course with him.

Did Gerry and Bobby fuck over Nahlin with their hasty exits?

Shuttlesworth is the gym rat of the two.

19 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Did Gerry and Bobby fuck over Nahlin with their hasty exits?

Shuttlesworth is the gym rat of the two.

You seem like an IT stan asking a loaded question thinking that you already know the answer, so get fucked with this ignorant shit, dude.

20 hours ago, closetojumping said:

He’s a pussy. We got into a disagreement that he escalated at a happy hour function. I offered to take it outside. He panicked, had people intervene in the altercation and then he Irish goodbyed the whole group as fast as he could.

Being angry doesn’t make one a badass. I doubt he’s been in a fight in his life.

In an alternate universe where he took you up on the offer, ctj getting his ass kicked by Eric Nahlin in a parking lot might make for a new texags documentary.

I think that fight would end up like the cage match at the end of Bruno.

52 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Did Gerry and Bobby fuck over Nahlin with their hasty exits?

Shuttlesworth is the gym rat of the two.

Lol never. I’d side more with Gerry and Bobby

so, what about Michael Huff. Will he be coaching or no?

12 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

so, what about Michael Huff. Will he be coaching or no?

There's a 67% likelihood Gideon hires him, after he takes over as DC, after Boom takes over as HC, after Sark takes over as Dolphins' HC. Situation is fluid.

Edited by Tex Long

On 1/2/2026 at 9:56 PM, Rimbo said:

He's the real thing. Nahlin going after him is... a choice.

A bad choice.

A very dickish assholish choice.

I know we're supposed to read the GT boards' response to this as "coping," but I think we can take it at face value; he wasn't quite ready to be a DC yet.

I'm not saying you're incorrect but there is another equally reasonable explanation. Will already stepped away from coaching for family time at Georgia. There is a possibility Will is legitimately interested in a smidgen better work life balance and having Blake here with him, someone he knows and trust already helps. In that same line of thought, could be a succession plan in an ideal world. Muschamp goes back to HC elsewhere/retires for family and Blake steps in.

I know fuck all, but this seems as reasonable an explanation for why Blake would come and why Will would want it. Doesn't exclude your reasons from being true either.

Also, it's not impossible it was a big pay upgrade to come home.

Edited by BurntEyes

3 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

There's a 67% likelihood Gideon hires him, after he takes over as DC, after Boom takes over as HC, after Sark takes over as Dolphins' HC. Situation is fluid.

The prophecy must be fulfilled

1 hour ago, Richter said:

I think that fight would end up like the cage match at the end of Bruno.

Art Disney GIF

23 hours ago, closetojumping said:

He showed up to hear Gerry speak about recruiting and then he was going to reuse the info on Recruitocosm as his own. Justified it with the ol’everybody does it maneuver. Par for the course with him.

15 years or so ago I was at luncheon when I met him and shared a story about Gus Malzahn, whom I had just gone on a golfing trip with (met through a mutual friend). Despite not knowing me or verifying my information he said I could write on his recruitocosm or whatever it was at the time blog. I literally had nothing to share on a blog except what I had just told him which was not meant for a broader audience anyway. He must had been absolutely desperate for content.

18 hours ago, Chili dog said:

Lendy Holmes still won’t talk to him. Dodges him.

Should’ve done that….Sooner.

Csi Miami Sunglasses GIF

PK at Stanford would be great. No real conflict with us for most recruits. Not a team we will play and yet a great west coast location for him to end up. Very happy it is not USC.

I think BYU and USC would the biggest jobs out west/NW. Figured PK would be one of those; sorry Tree, “I forgot you were still there.” I actually wonder if Nansen tries for USC.

55 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

PK at Stanford would be great. No real conflict with us for most recruits. Not a team we will play and yet a great west coast location for him to end up. Very happy it is not USC.

Whatever happened to that center we lost to them during Hermans 1st or 2nd year?

17 minutes ago, FCB said:

Whatever happened to that center we lost to them during Hermans 1st or 2nd year?

I think you’re thinking of infamous (or his bathroom is, anyway) tackle Walker Little.

4 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I think you’re thinking of infamous (or his bathroom is, anyway) tackle Walker Little.

I think he's talking about Branson Bragg. Mom loved Stanford IIRC.

21 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I think he's talking about Branson Bragg. Mom loved Stanford IIRC.

Bingo. So , he get hooked on meth? Living in a trailer park?, out on parole?

Not saying I hope he deeply regrets not picking texas.

But i hope he deeply regrets not picking texas

46 minutes ago, FCB said:

I think he's talking about Branson Bragg. Mom loved Stanford IIRC.

Bingo. So , he get hooked on meth? Living in a trailer park?, out on parole?

Not saying I hope he deeply regrets not picking texas.

But i hope he deeply regrets not picking texas

Stanford Offensive Guard Branson Bragg Announces Retirement Due to Concussions

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Stanford Offensive Guard Branson Bragg Announces Retirement Due to Concussions - 13 September 2022

Stanford senior offensive guard Branson Bragg has announced his retirement from football.

Bragg issued the following statement about his decision on Monday:

"I'm heartbroken to announce that I've decided to retire from football. This was the hardest decision I've ever had to make, but with long-term lingering and intense symptoms stemming from a severe concussion I sustained in training camp, along with other mental health factors, I'm confident that stepping away is the best decision for me.

The past four years at Stanford have been everything that I could've hoped for, and I created countless lifelong bonds while living out my dream with the best teammates and support staff in the world. Huge shoutouts to the entire offensive line, Coach Shaw, Coach Heff, Coach Pritchard, Coach Carroll, Coach Perez, Dr Kelli Moran-Miller, Floyd Vito-Cruz, Greg
Valenzisi, all of our athletic trainers, and so many more.

I plan to graduate on time with a bachelors in Mathematical and Computational Science.

Go Card, now and forever!!
Branson Bragg"

Bragg played in and made 16 starts during his Cardinal career on the offensive line and has been named preseason All-Pac-12 by numerous publications leading into the 2022 season. He was set to be Stanford's starting left guard this season prior to the injury.

I think this is him in the link below.

contactout.com - Branson Bragg

1 hour ago, FCB said:

Bingo. So , he get hooked on meth? Living in a trailer park?, out on parole?

Not saying I hope he deeply regrets not picking texas.

But i hope he deeply regrets not picking texas

You think any kid who picks Stanford over Texas and graduates from Stanford would ever regret that decision? Ok then...

4 hours ago, Getafix said:

Go Tree!

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I’m

Shocked he can’t get a better gig than that.

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

I’m

Shocked he can’t get a better gig than that.

Maybe his criteria for what constitutes a really good gig differs from yours. PK has always marched to the beat of is own drummer, it seems to me.

7 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Maybe his criteria for what constitutes a really good gig differs from yours. PK has always marched to the beat of is own drummer, it seems to me.

I’m sorry that’s impossible. I know what’s best for everyone in every circumstance.

2 hours ago, LCHorn said:

I think you’re thinking of infamous (or his bathroom is, anyway) tackle Walker Little.

The clogged toilet recruit?

9 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

The clogged toilet recruit?

yeah. he didn't clog the toilet though. what was that useless coach's name?

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

yeah. he didn't clog the toilet though. what was that useless coach's name?

Derek Warehime?

He has the name and look of a man who takes steaming hogger dumps.

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6 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Derek Warehime?

He has the name and look of a man who takes steaming hogger dumps.

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User name checks out.

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

I’m sorry that’s impossible. I know what’s best for everyone in every circumstance.

Thats the CR spirit we all know and love!!!

CHIEF

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fucking capital C

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

I’m sorry that’s impossible. I know what’s best for everyone in every circumstance.

Dad?

It’s becoming clear that Flood isn’t going anywhere. Sark sees no problem with the offensive side of the ball. I’m bracing myself for more mediocrity by his unit.

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