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Stumbles into someone's house after Bong Miller's team Halloweedn party mumbling incoherently, gets hit with an aluminum vacuum tube for his troubles. Chad, you obviously aren't ready for the big leagues 

 

https://deadspin.com/broncos-qb-chad-kelly-arrested-after-allegedly-trespass-1829939938

 

                

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18 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Stumbles into someone's house after Bong Miller's team Halloweedn party mumbling incoherently, gets hit with an aluminum vacuum tube for his troubles. Chad, you obviously aren't ready for the big leagues 

 

https://deadspin.com/broncos-qb-chad-kelly-arrested-after-allegedly-trespass-1829939938

 

                

According to the arrest report he was wearing "black pants, white long sleeve shirt, brown vest and a red scarf"....wtf was he dressed up as, a cross between Tonto and the Red Barron?

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1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Stumbles into someone's house after Bong Miller's team Halloweedn party mumbling incoherently, gets hit with an aluminum vacuum tube for his troubles. Chad, you obviously aren't ready for the big leagues 

 

https://deadspin.com/broncos-qb-chad-kelly-arrested-after-allegedly-trespass-1829939938

 

                

Lot of players having to say the party wasn't specifically cocaine-themed. Uh huh.

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1 hour ago, jdhorn92 said:

According to the arrest report he was wearing "black pants, white long sleeve shirt, brown vest and a red scarf"....wtf was he dressed up as, a cross between Tonto and the Red Barron?

I'm thinking something along these lines, but with uneven eyes.

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And then there's this from 2016:

 

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Chad Kelly involved in high school football brawl

 

Ole Miss quarterback Chad Kelly has to be restrained as he runs onto the field after his brother is hit late out of bounds during Kelly's alma mater's football game.

 

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That is the look of a hillbilly destined to wind up behind bars, either for incest, meth, or both. He was enjoyable to cheer against in college, and, well, I'm happy to be reminded of his idiocy again now. That picture should be the only thing shown in the dictionary for the word "moron".
Ahem,,,

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Did a small edit to the first sentence on his Wiki page.  Anyone able to help out an old fart on embedding?  Here it is in large bold below:

 

Chad Kelly

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Chad Patrick Kelly (born March 26, 1994) is an American football quarterback who is currently a free agent and still hungover from Von Miller's wicked Halloween party. He played college football at Clemson and Ole Miss. The Broncos selected him in the seventh round with the final pick of the 2017 NFL Draft, making him that year's Mr. Irrelevant.

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