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1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

Damn, sixteen thousand.  Here's to hoping many of these are trained soldiers and/or veterans that can bring a wealth of experience to the battle space.  

 

I can imagine if the Russians manage to capture any of those foreign volunteers, they will be given extra “special” treatment.

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Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

They're really trying their best to draw the west into this war aren't they.

It almost seems that way, but Putin has to know these bumbling Clouseau-esque troops on Russia's side wouldn't stand a chance against a coordinated UN force, right?

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1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

It almost seems that way, but Putin has to know these bumbling Clouseau-esque troops on Russia's side wouldn't stand a chance against a coordinated UN force, right?

That's the problem - he may not be hearing the bad news. Near the end of this video (from a couple of days ago when things were actually going better for Russia) they talk about how Putin has surrounded himself with people who are afraid to tell him how things are going in Ukraine, and why they are getting more brutal. Everyone's political lives are on the line (and maybe their actual lives). 

 

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The only concession Ukraine should give is to give any Ukrainian-Russians that want to be liberated free passage to Russia.  Hell, offer to buy their property at market value and give them 100,000 rubles in their pocket.  Get rid of the one reason Russia has given for the invasion.  I'm sure the number would be in the hundreds.  Other than that item, get the fuck out or die where you stand.

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25 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

You joke, but at the bleakest point during Stalingrad, they’d boat conscripts across the Volga with no weapons and a Commissar with a pistol to shoot deserters at the back of the boat. The conscripts had to find something to fight with once they hit the beach, usually a rifle from a dead guy. 

I’m well aware, and to take away from something from  Sgt. Major Plumley from another war, there were plenty of weapons lying around. I’m more than aware that it’s a death sentence.

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12 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

No fucking shit.  I can't wait until the world has moved on from fossil fuels and Saudi Arabia's #1 export becomes the raw materials to make glass.


Hey. They also make a mean goat hot pot. Not as good as Morocco, but still pretty good.

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10 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Zelensky calling out Putin for the pussy that he is.

 

At this point, the terms in the negotiation would be something out of Braveheart:

Russian army immediately leaves Ukraine, Crimea and Donbas recognized as Ukraine, Russia pays to rebuild Ukraine and pays damages to the wounded and families of all Ukrainians killed

 

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1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:

I’ve eaten the shit out of those (expired mres) 

fun note to non-military, they harden up your poos so you don’t need as to wipe your butt as much. If you you snack on them the will constipate the shit… uh, into you. 

First MRE in the field I was sure to eat the peanut butter.  I think it was made with parepectolin, or instant cork.

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14 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

lulz. yea this hits close to CR but fox news is saying this, not me.

Russia: Don't Cancel Me, Bro!

 


In all honesty, this is like ESPN getting the Super Bowl. Fox News needs to tear into Russias button hole.  This is their wheel house. 
Seriously, if you’re looking for sheep porn, you need to see what the word is from aggy. If you want to bitch about Russia, conservative tv should be Emmy worthy right now.

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1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

there's a question if those Polish Migs have or have not been delivered. some speculation is some have and more are coming. we know Turkey is sending more drones. again question is how many have been received and how many more are coming.

if the UA airforce can start regularly start flying sorties against the convoy, it will change everything.

from an effectiveness standpoint, are those drones likely to be more or less effective over the next 2 weeks than jets?

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I am pretty sure the aftermath of this misadventure is going to be incredible.  I can’t believe the fucking timeline we’re on - worldwide pandemic followed by WW3?  
 

The simulation is just fucking with us now.  What’s next, lizard aliens take over the USA government?

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2 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

I am pretty sure the aftermath of this misadventure is going to be incredible.  I can’t believe the fucking timeline we’re on - worldwide pandemic followed by WW3?  
 

The simulation is just fucking with us now.  What’s next, lizard aliens take over the USA government?

Too late.  /No CR

 

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6 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

I am pretty sure the aftermath of this misadventure is going to be incredible.  I can’t believe the fucking timeline we’re on - worldwide pandemic followed by WW3?  
 

The simulation is just fucking with us now.  What’s next, lizard aliens take over the USA government?

"Next?"  Dude, you haven't been paying attention.

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43 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

FUCK SA.

we should've nuked their asses after 9/11. every US president has been too cozy with that piece of shit royal family. time to fuck some shit up there.

 

there is a reason we cozy up to them and it isn't just oil.

you know what happens when the House of Saud goes all in on giving even more money to Wahhabism?

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37 minutes ago, The Dog said:

That's the problem - he may not be hearing the bad news. Near the end of this video (from a couple of days ago when things were actually going better for Russia) they talk about how Putin has surrounded himself with people who are afraid to tell him how things are going in Ukraine, and why they are getting more brutal. Everyone's political lives are on the line (and maybe their actual lives). 

 


Really good point. 
 

need to recharge before I can +.

(Jeez, it’s not even noon yet.)

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11 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

I am pretty sure the aftermath of this misadventure is going to be incredible.  I can’t believe the fucking timeline we’re on - worldwide pandemic followed by WW3?  
 

The simulation is just fucking with us now.  What’s next, lizard aliens take over the USA government?

This is exactly why I think now is the time for us to enforce a No-Fly Zone. I say let's do it, I've come around now these past couple of days. People don't want to because they don't want to antagonize Putin, but I'm like right now he is proven to be weak. He's already antagonizing the west and killing civilians. It's like if not now, then when? What will it take? Are you going to let thousands of innocent Ukrainians die, then let him set up a puppet government that is antagonistic to the West? It'll be much smarter to go in, save the Ukrainians and dare him to attack your planes. He then has a choice, either capitulate and get ground down on the ground by Ukrainians, or poke the bear and get his weak disorganized and low morale army kicked while they're down. We just keep tiptoeing around him, trying to appease him, and he's proven that is exactly what he wants, it's maddening. You can't appease bullies. He'll just keep going. The best time to kick somebody is when they're already down on the ground. This also has the added benefit of us saving more lives now, and affording the civilians clear skies to get out.

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12 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

I am pretty sure the aftermath of this misadventure is going to be incredible.  I can’t believe the fucking timeline we’re on - worldwide pandemic followed by WW3?  
 

The simulation is just fucking with us now.  What’s next, lizard aliens take over the USA government?


Buddy.

They already have.

 

but to the Russian shit I’m all:

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