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4 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Honestly surprised it took this long. I guess video feed from tiny cameras was the missing element, otherwise you could have made nasty little weapons out of radio-controlled model aircraft that were around 50 years ago.

50? Mr. Kettering laughs at you.

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5 hours ago, MillerEP said:

 

Welcome Private Comrade.  Which Company are you with?  

"Uh, C-company Colonel."

Ah yes, Charlie Company...best in the 7th Battalion!

"No sir, C as in our whole company has Hep-C."

Well that's disturbing, are you prepared to fight?

"Not as much as I'd like, but we're looking better than H-company."

Lemme guess, whole company has HIV?

"Well at least they're not full-blown Alpha-Company...that's something Colonel." 

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How do you work your way up to the top evening shows on the official state TV channels of the Russian government, and then keep fucking up the scripts and keep making Russia look even worse than it is, and keep completely fulfilling all of the stereotypes the West has of Russia, that Russia complains about bitterly?

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1 hour ago, Auto Driller said:

It does seem like they’re going off script a lot recently.

It is extremely odd, because early on they ran a much tighter ship.  You could argue that they had an audience of one (Putin) or they only cared about the older and/or more rural audiences (who were still watching regular TV and not streaming on-demand) but they’ve shown multiple times over the last several months that they are fully aware that Westerners are translating and disseminating their shows.

Hell, Julia Davis is sanctioned by Russia, so they are aware.

And it seems to be picking up quite a bit lately, with truly batshit stuff being said, and lots of confusion amongst the other hosts or guests.

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Looks like stolen Rotax engines are driving the drones killing Ukrainians.

https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/bizarre-theft-wave-targets-same-rotax-engines-used-in-iranian-drones

 

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The Austrian-made Rotax light aircraft engine recently found in a Russian-operated, Iranian-made Mohajar-6 drone recovered by Ukrainian forces is a model that has been at the center of a puzzling and prolonged theft campaign around the globe, but especially in Europe. Sophisticated criminals who know how to circumvent airport security measures and find engines that often have low operating hours and surgically remove them have been the hallmark of the widespread thefts. 

So many have been stolen just in the U.K. alone that Operation Opal - a national intelligence team focused on organized crime - was called in to investigate the matter, according to the British Microlight Aircraft Association (BMAA), which along with the Light Aircraft Association (LAA) is collating information about the thefts in the U.K. These facts certainly point to the possibility that Tehran has been getting at least some of its drone engines by having operatives systemically literally rip them out of aircraft in foreign countries.

 

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My guess is that if you fuck with Norwegian oil-rig workers on the cold dark high seas, there is a fair chance if caught that you will not have to deal with Norwegian bureaucracy on land.

The sons of Ragnar Lothbrok man those platforms. They’ll fuck with a Russian submarine full of Siberian midgets.
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