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45 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Not the proper noun aspect.  Trump is perfectly fine (like in cards).  It’s the fact that someone would have had to play “SA” at some point to get that board configuration.  Otherwise it is impressive. 

We really don't obsess enough over trivial and irrelevant minutiae on this board. Thanks for doing your part. 

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Fuck. I'm not sure but that may have been the first time I've referred to this community in the first person. 

43 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Fuck. I'm not sure but that may have been the first time I've referred to this community in the first person. 

Congrats?

Imagine if one woman had accused Obama of sexual assault or rape?

 

if we’re including all “harassment and lewdness” there is zero chance that number is only 16. 

On 6/21/2019 at 4:59 PM, 4th&Five said:

He's never met her?  

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Maybe you missed the BLACK guy right there in the picture you posted?  Hmmm, who could possibly have framed Donald?

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Congress has no spine. 

Most transparent president EVER!!!!!

In the past, I've compared Trump to the following fictional characters: King Joffery, the spoiled brat prone to temper tantrums and violent outburst; Chauncey Gardener, the clueless simpleton president obsessed with teevee and is manipulated by handlers; and Ignatius J Reilly, the bombastic obese buffoon who boasts of glorious deeds that inevitably end in blunder.

I'll take nominations now for grotesque sexual predator who forces himself on unwilling prey either by shoving them against the wall or sneaking into their underaged dressing rooms.

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3 hours ago, suddenly shaggy said:

Iran and Russia are disputing $3.2 Trillion in off shore oil and gas assets in the Caspian Sea (actually a lake). Russia dredged canal to connect the Caspian to the Volga and started treating it like a sea instead of a lake. That lets Russia and former Soviet states keep almost all of the money rather than dividing it equally as is required if it's a lake. Russia also took control of much of Iran's oil production and has been squeezing them there too. Iran has been protesting, but Putin is teaching them to shut up or it will get a lot worse. 

https://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/How-Iran-Was-Swindled-Out-Of-32-Trillion.html

the volga already drains into the caspian so i'm not sure what opening a channel has to do with things, hydrologically speaking. 

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

the volga already drains into the caspian so i'm not sure what opening a channel has to do with things, hydrologically speaking. 

I think he meant canals connecting the Volga with the Black Sea, which provides a route from the Caspian. I'd be surprised if that's a new development, so it might just be a new rationale.

i assumed that the volga and don were already connected by canal.  it's probably just a new argument using existing, decades old facts

Sooo...if she was his type he might’ve raped her?

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Sooo...if she was his type he might’ve raped her?

yeah, that's abuser language. he's trying to abuse her again with that, and this isn't the first time he's used this tactic.

however:

 

Well fuck, she wasn’t his type !

case over !!!!!!!!!!

Well fuck, she wasn’t his type !
case over !!!!!!!!!!


He didnt even know her

Photo evidence

She’s not my type

Hot blonde

Look over there! cofeve!

Carroll gets her 8 hours of fame on CNN and then retires to the dust bin of history along with the Mooch, Khashoggi, and an endless list of others.

If we provoke Iran into attacking us (or we attack them first) and our NATO allies don't get into bed with us on it,  is that effectively the end of NATO? 

31 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

If we provoke Iran into attacking us (or we attack them first) and our NATO allies don't get into bed with us on it,  is that effectively the end of NATO? 

Temporary separation.  To be reevaluated Jan. 2021.

On 6/22/2019 at 11:20 PM, sachick said:

President accused of rape and there is barely a blimp in the news cycle. That’s nice.

FYI, she wasn’t his type and he never met her. Case closed !

Christ on a cracker, I feel like I'm watching a bad high school play.  

I've lost both my parents in the last decade, and I am shamefully grateful that they aren't currently alive to watch this shitshow going down.  My father would have been apoplectic.  My mother would have been a little more resilient, and at least would have put in a valiant (if futile) effort to find some good in it all.  I just can't imagine heading for the white light under this regime with the knowledge that one's kids are facing an utterly unpredictable and most likely shitty future.

35 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

So he only rapes women that are not his type ?

no, the pornstar was consensual.

although he paid her.  after.

If Stormy didn't get cash up front she's dumber than I thought.

1 minute ago, RPM said:

If Stormy didn't get cash up front she's dumber than I thought.

I’ve heard, paid dates it’s always cash up front with the pros

2 minutes ago, RPM said:

If Stormy didn't get cash up front she's dumber than I thought.

like a hush money down payment.

Just now, henrygandorf said:

like a hush money down payment.

I thought hush money was just the tip.

I would think you could bang hotter porn stars for less ?

That knitting site shit was all over Twitter today. Hilarious.

Knitting ladies couldn't give less of a shit about a bunch of angry conservative boys.

4 hours ago, retread said:

Imagine if one woman had accused Obama of sexual assault or rape?

You’re asking me to believe that Obama was straight?

7 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Not the proper noun aspect.  Trump is perfectly fine (like in cards).  It’s the fact that someone would have had to play “SA” at some point to get that board configuration.  Otherwise it is impressive. 

Also sac isn't a word so it would have to be rapist.  They coulda gone pia then pias

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It was my understanding that even opponents of Trump are not to use the ‘(k)n’ word.  Knitta’ is okay, but not Knitter. 

9 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Also sac isn't a word

It takes balls to say that. 

Trumpers also believe he won the general election 

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