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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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15 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

I want to see who the dipshits are cheering on this abortion of a speech. 

Hurts our country and America.  

I wouldn’t rule out this being an accurate statement. 

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

I figure by January, the entire West Wing will be Jared, Ivanka, Donnie, Steven Miller, and assorted odds-ends.  Trump will declare that this job is so easy, he can run the entire government with half a dozen people.  The rally crowd will cheer and cry and state their allegiance to Trump forever.

 

 

Speaking of @Johnny Sack....think about someone saying “you know I’m not sure about this Trump guy for President” and not voting for him, then watching him as President and thinking “boy was I wrong, this guy is a great President!”

Yeah. Wow.

1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

Wait, so this means Trump wrote it (or had his staff write it), right? Just like he had done in the past?

Remember when talking heads and republicans assured us that the office would change him? Good times. 

He’s back to claiming this morning that he released the full transcript and the media is evil.   Scared little man trying to convince his idiot base that he’s released the transcript and has nothing to hide.  

Put your partisanship aside, if we don't squash this now, we'll all be fucked when an administration comes along that isn't so comically inept at attempting fraud. 
Even Republican pompom wavers should say enough is enough. Because if we allow this band of idiots to trample on our rule of law, the next regime that uses this as precedent may be radical leftists. 
not gonna be a could be... it's going to happen if the current admin makes it... and we'll yoyo back and forth... suffering.
1 hour ago, ConferenceRoom said:

"It hurts our country, and it hurts America." 

 

When he talks...It hurts my mind, and it hurts brain. 

9 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Oooooooo. What's it gonna be Mitt? Come to heel to the bully or fight behind the cafeteria afterschool?

12 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Everyone piles on after Donald Trump tweets a quote from an apparently made-up person named “Richard Ketay”

Who is Richard Ketay? That’s the question everyone is left asking tonight, after Donald Trump tweeted a lengthy quote that sounded exactly like something Donald Trump would say, and then attributed it to a person no one has ever heard of – and we’re not even sure if the person really exists...

Lest we forget, 

That time Trump claimed to be ‘John Barron’ to lie about his wealth, as told by an ex-Forbes writer

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Trump’s persistence in trying to convince journalists how rich he is has been well documented over the years, but Greenberg’s piece takes it a step further. He asserts that Trump used a fake voice and pseudonym of “John Barron” to convince the magazine that he should be on the Forbes 400 list.

Greenberg said “Barron” called him in May 1984 to persuade him to push up his estimate of Trump’s wealth. The caller had a thicker New York accent and some different “cadences,” but Greenberg is certain he was speaking to the future president. The calls were off the record, but Greenberg believes exposing them now is important.

In addition to Trump, several of his confidants also called the magazine to convince it that he belonged on the list.

“This was a model Trump would use for the rest of his career, telling a lie so cosmic that people believed that some kernel of it had to be real. The tactic landed him a place on the Forbes list he hadn’t earned — and led to future accolades, press coverage and deals. It eventually paved a path toward the presidency,” Greenberg wrote.

 

1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

I was reading around this week, and apparently Junior and Ewok have been quietly selling off some real estate and paying down some debt. (about $110 million according to Forbes). A few of the deals were quasi questionable, but mostly they paid off about $60 million and have been cash hoarding.

Your article does not surprise me though. The fascinating bit that I cannot understand is the folks who seem to think he 'earned' his wealth somehow and his taxes are on the up and up. Educated people. All I can figure out is they are maybe leveraged to the hilt in the McMansion and therefore "he's just like me?" Or they somehow think he 'gets them?' Crazy times crazy people.

 

Pathocracy. Love it. Thanks for the new and apt word. I'm out of rep to give.

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Bin....GO!
Some of us have been telling you this shit since BEFORE day one (when he was still in the primary, but we saw him appealing to our weak American id).
Anyone who has ever had ANY experience with a narcissist knew the script that he was going to follow - it is, LITERALLY, textbook.
And it’s also why I hate - and I mean that word - his sycophantic supporters. Trump is a psychopath, and he is what he is. But the sycophants...they had a choice. And they CHOSE to betray this country for power and wickedness. History will shit on Trump, but the greatest scorn should fall on those ordinary folks who chose to protect him and make his cruel vision a reality. Cornyn, McConnell, Nielsen....fucking all of them. Their names should go down with Goebbels and Himmler.
Fuck. Them. All.
2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Count me in as being for "electrified" evangelicals. 

2 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I want to see who the dipshits are cheering on this abortion of a speech. 

go to any gathering of Republicans, anywhere.  that’s where you’ll see them.  

The Finnish Prime Minister has the same look as Evan Kim in "Fistful of Yen" when the henchman comes back to life, "What the Fuck?"  

28 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Pathocracy. Love it. Thanks for the new and apt word. I'm out of rep to give.

Got you 

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

The sad part is that this could very well be true. I imagine the only way to get something from the president is to tell him that he’s the greatest thing to ever happen to America. 

19 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

Limp Bitchtitz

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Trumpheim Teamtroller 

That Trump “electrified Evangelicals” quote is not a real time observation. It’s a wish, a command that he desperately needs fulfilled. 

As much as he pretends to ignore it, 2018 happened.  His shit will only continue to rise and foul the air.

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This is so ridiculous, because the justice reform credit IMMEDIATELY given in sincere way by Jones at the time is the ONE example that I point to to explain that the Clinton News Network doesn’t just rip Trump 100% of the time.

Big Head Don and the Mobsters

Nefarious “Rapemouth” Clown

 

(all due respect to the artist at my first show at Antone’s on the drag)

13 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

13th Floor Perpetrators

I could not think of something to do with that band name. Excellent!

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