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1 hour ago, JBJ said:

4.62

And a 4.22 shuttle, which means if he trained his 40 he would be able to get it down to about 4.52

But can he make the Kessel Run in under 13 parsecs?

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    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

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    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

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    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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You and your low rent dipshit buddies damn near fucked it up. You aren’t smart enough to understand how chaos and emotions effect deals, so of course you’d feel just fine about your actions. Although you did go awful fucking quiet there for a bit after beating your chest and then getting worried and hiding.
Anyway, you guys were the first to run your mouths, so let’s see how that works out for you in relation to Herman’s staff. But yeah, you had it the whole way. Right. 


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This is so silly, they make proclamations based on 50/50 calls, but have no dignity to keep an open tally sheet. They almost fucked up a transfer, but who knows if you also were partially responsible for Bru keeping an open mind these past 2 weeks.

It's a fucking mess and the truth is not known. However I will proclaim what is factual and objective. EJ tried to claim credit on a scoop but failed to keep a lid on it. It is for that failure for which he should be punished. Not for the past but for the future.

4 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

You are relentless 

thanks?

7 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

But can he make the Kessel Run in under 13 parsecs?

12 parsecs man. Its less than 12.

8 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

No, no, he is saying that chaos and emotions initiate transactions, and in this case it is 100% correct. Start with an incompetent HC supported by an even less competent AD, throw in a now-he's-here-now-he's-gone OC, add a dash of "hey, we feel lied to" and Presto! You get one marvelous deal.

Damn. I was trying to be an asshole but his English is good. 

Take a rep. 

1 minute ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

Did FCB say anything all this time?

“I’ll have another round”

Just now, Neonmoon said:

“I’ll have another round”

when he regains consciousness from his bender I’m sure he’ll fuck something up. 

2 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

And FYI they taste deeeelish!

 

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Masterpiece 

24 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

He didn’t even visit Oregon. Visited Washington, USC, Texas, and UCLA. They weren’t even in consideration 2 weeks ago. 

In all likelihood it’s just him liking tweets from one of his boys he camped with. 

What tweet did Bru like?

12 minutes ago, linux said:

This is so silly, they make proclamations based on 50/50 calls, but have no dignity to keep an open tally sheet. They almost fucked up a transfer, but who knows if you also were partially responsible for Bru keeping an open mind these past 2 weeks.

It's a fucking mess and the truth is not known. However I will proclaim what is factual and objective. EJ tried to claim credit on a scoop but failed to keep a lid on it. It is for that failure for which he should be punished. Not for the past but for the future.

Do ya'll really think these kids are making decisions based on what idiots tweet about every day? 

Send Bru a DM and see if he responds. They get hundreds of bullshit notifications all the time. 

If it really is a player being influenced by what armchair recruiters have to say then that says more about that player's character than the cause and EFFECT of whatever happens in the twitterverse.

If it's a higher profile personality then there is more potential of it AFFECTING that recruit's decision in some way but it would still be extremely marginal. 

I mean y'all can backtrack and say, "Well yeah he transferred but y'all almost fucked it up!" but that's total horsehit. Virtually everyone here is just a fly on the wall.

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10 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

Did FCB say anything all this time?

 

FCB: "Placing $10k on #14 and another $10K on Red... "

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3 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

What tweet did Bru like?

Thibodeaux telling him to come to Oregon to shock the world.  I wouldn't worry about it.

 

 

 

Back to FCB, I know he's a horrible substance abuser, but he's a gambler too?

7 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

What tweet did Bru like?

Some Oregon signee sent him a tweet about “shocking the world”. 

He’s liking other tweets though so it doesn’t say much. 

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Damn. We only ever shocked the nation around here.

6 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Some Oregon signee sent him a tweet about “shocking the world”. 

🤡

Bru's probably never even heard of the guy.

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1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

🤡

Bru's probably never even heard of the guy.

Yeah probably not the best wording for a beast like Thibodeaux. 

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8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Do ya'll really think these kids are making decisions based on what idiots tweet about every day? 

Send Bru a DM and see if he responds. They get hundreds of bullshit notifications all the time. 

If it really is a player being influenced by what armchair recruiters have to say then that says more about that player's character than the cause and EFFECT of whatever happens in the twitterverse.

If it's a higher profile personality then there is more potential of it AFFECTING that recruit's decision in some way but it would still be extremely marginal. 

I mean y'all can backtrack and say, "Well yeah he transferred but y'all almost fucked it up!" but that's total horsehit. Virtually everyone here is just a fly on the wall.

The difference is I am not a fly in the wall that fucks up. 

I hope Oregon steals Kyle Ford or Puca Nacua, for the lulz. Also, don't think they've been recruiting QB all that well (and Burmeister is in the portal) so they should also make themselves appealing to J.T. Daniels.

2 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

I hope Oregon steals Kyle Ford or Puca Nacua, for the lulz. Also, don't think they've been recruiting QB all that well (and Burmeister is in the portal) so they should also make themselves appealing to J.T. Daniels.

Rooting for both to USC. The longer Helton is in charge the better. Let him survive a couple more years while we poach California. 

4 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

I hope Oregon steals Kyle Ford or Puca Nacua, for the lulz. Also, don't think they've been recruiting QB all that well (and Burmeister is in the portal) so they should also make themselves appealing to J.T. Daniels.

I think JT turns pro in two years anyway. He's not leaving.  I'd target Bryce Young and that guard if I were Herm

Bru is not going to Oregon.  Did he even have an Oregon hat on table when he announced at the Army game?

32 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

No, no, he is saying that chaos and emotions initiate transactions, and in this case it is 100% correct. Start with an incompetent HC supported by an even less competent AD, throw in a now-he's-here-now-he's-gone OC, add a dash of "hey, we feel lied to" and Presto! You get one marvelous deal.

Did that goober attempt correct my spelling and was mistaken ? Hahahaha. Sorry if I’m misreading, I can’t see his posts. Just reacting to your quote and response. 

27 minutes ago, linux said:

This is so silly, they make proclamations based on 50/50 calls, but have no dignity to keep an open tally sheet. They almost fucked up a transfer, but who knows if you also were partially responsible for Bru keeping an open mind these past 2 weeks.

It's a fucking mess and the truth is not known. However I will proclaim what is factual and objective. EJ tried to claim credit on a scoop but failed to keep a lid on it. It is for that failure for which he should be punished. Not for the past but for the future.

My my, you’ve come a long way, linux. I actually liked this post. And no, me posting a few times in December something like “forget about Bru” is unlikely to have had an impact on him, come on. Beyond a few of those, this board was infested with Bru pandering and I tuned it out. Luckily for all of us, Helton poured gasoline on a grease fire and we benefit. 

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

... Luckily for all of us, Helton poured gasoline on a grease fire and we benefit. 

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3 hours ago, DoneWithit said:

Lulz 

 

Cant see those tweets.  They blocked me

Just now, Teamdirtyleg said:

 

Cant see those tweets.  They blocked me

The hell did you say to Wescott?

3 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

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Helton just wanted to make sure this thread made it to 1000

I have not changed.

I did not give up, and frankly googled his name multiple times hoping for the best because  A) I would not find the info here B) ultimately human beings make emotional decisions, specially kids.

What I did not like was the fuckup. Not this bizarre industry.

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

The hell did you say to Wescott?

I think he blocked me on his personal twitter for me telling him to quit with the politics and get back to covering the Longhorns.  Or maybe it’s because I said he was a fretting negative ninny.  Blocked there.  I much later  commented to some random twitter follower that posted something from Wescoit that he’d Blocked me because he’s a thin skinned bitch.  Block by BON

Think I’ll subscribe to Liucci’s top 44 now since he’s so objective when it comes to rankings. 

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8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Did that goober attempt correct my spelling and was mistaken ? Hahahaha. Sorry if I’m misreading, I can’t see his posts. Just reacting to your quote and response. 

My my, you’ve come a long way, linux. I actually liked this post. And no, me posting a few times in December something like “forget about Bru” is unlikely to have had an impact on him, come on. Beyond a few of those, this board was infested with Bru pandering and I tuned it out. Luckily for all of us, Helton poured gasoline on a grease fire and we benefit. 

Christ you are just incapable of admitting when you are wrong. I posted in December that I thought we had a better than decent chance of landing Bru and you mocked me and anyone else that felt similarly. My take turned out to be pretty damn close to accurate (that he was torn, wanted to play at Texas, but felt a need to commit to SC) but of course it's USC's dysfunction and Clay Helton that did it - nothing to do with Bru's affinity for Texas and his connections with other commits (Jake Smith, Floyd) and our coaches.

SC needed to bring in Kliff to change Bru's decision and when he left Bru seemed to double back and go with the decision he wanted to make in the first place.  

I don't understand why you can't take anything at face value. There are people other than you that aren't full of shit and rumors are rumors for a reason. 

You have a lot of good takes and great connections and make the right call a lot, but that doesn't make you some omniscient expert on all things recruiting. You chose to ignore a lot of the nuance with Bru and that's fine. But don't try and flip the script once the ship has changed course against your assumptions.

How can something so good become such a shit show so quickly?

 

Edit: seriously this is record time even for us.

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1 minute ago, NoName said:

How can something so good become such a shit show so quickly?

Come downs are a bitch

Just now, NoName said:

How can something so good become such a shit show so quickly?

For historical reference see: "DALLAS COWBOYS: Post-Jimmy Johnson"

9 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

I’m in LA, should I go find Bru?

Go to campus and ask students for directions to Vince Young’s house 

I’m in LA, should I go find Bru?
Maybe if you're about to board the plane from LAX to AUS.
6 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

For historical reference see: "DALLAS COWBOYS: Post-Jimmy Johnson"

Or "MIAMI DOLPHINS: During Jimmy Johnson"

7 minutes ago, NoName said:

How can something so good become such a shit show so quickly?

 

Edit: seriously this is record time even for us.

Dyspeptic coelenterate out front should have told you.

When Helton gets fired, he deserves an analyst job on our staff as a token of appreciation.

Just now, Machinator said:

When Helton gets fired, he deserves an analyst job on our staff as a token of appreciation.

I get where you're coming from.... but no. That'd be like hiring Barney Fife as National Security Advisor.

23 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Think I’ll subscribe to Liucci’s top 44 now since he’s so objective when it comes to rankings. 

You mean the same list which he had Leon O'Neal ranked higher than Overshown and Sterns? I'm with that ..

12 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Go to campus and ask students for directions to Vince Young’s house 

I don’t think Bru is hanging at the Rose bowl

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19 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

For historical reference see: "DALLAS COWBOYS: Post-Jimmy Johnson"

yeah, NFC title game then super bowl champs.  really went to shit fast didn’t it?

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