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Beaker is apparently a fucking senator now.

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    I know you’re joking about the military and “wokeness” but let me tell y’all a little story. My son has been in the Marines around 18 months. COVID absolutely destroyed his path at Troy - he’s ADHD

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  • I'm saying I'd like to get in my car and ram it into Sean Hannity at high speed.

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11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

War on puppets!

My dog hates puppets so this really hits close to home.  Speaking of Fox News is their new big push hammering on teachers and the teachers unions for not letting schools re open?  I keep seeing that topic every time I switch over to that channel with some parent railing on and on about how wrong it is to not have the schools in their area open.

Uh, sorry for thread derail but I have to ask--------why does your dog hate puppets?  There's gotta be a good backstory to this. 

17 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Uh, sorry for thread derail but I have to ask--------why does your dog hate puppets?  There's gotta be a good backstory to this. 

My dog is crazy and barks at the TV.  Usually its at animals like dogs, horses, livestock.  He runs to the TV and goes nuts.   For some reason he also does this with puppets/muppets.  If any commercials come on with puppets he goes nuts also.  He actually does the same when Trump is on TV so he is a good judge of character so maybe Kermit the Frog really is a piece of shit.

17 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Train your dog. 

I think he already has,  sir

Champ ate Hillary’s emails. Read it on the internet.


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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

The longer that channel stays on the air the more damage gets done to the minds of millions of people in this country. This just has to stop. It is dangerous and we know what lying to large groups of people leads to. This is not a freedom of speech issue anymore. This is a group of people filling up the minds of the more easily influenced with pure propaganda while they are able to sit back and watch the carnage their words are causing with no repercussions.

11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Tucker Carlson: anyone who says Jan 6 had to do with White Supremacy is a liar 

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Fox News is pure propaganda that is brainwashing Americans 

11 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

The longer that channel stays on the air the more damage gets done to the minds of millions of people in this country. This just has to stop. It is dangerous and we know what lying to large groups of people leads to. This is not a freedom of speech issue anymore. This is a group of people filling up the minds of the more easily influenced with pure propaganda while they are able to sit back and watch the carnage their words are causing with no repercussions.

When our power was out last week we had to bunk with a friend of ours. Good dude except he’s completely right wing brainwashed. Did you know Biden stole the election? FOX NEWS HAD VIDEO OF IT!! And Andrew Cuomo is the most evil person ever. And Ted Cruz going to Cancun is the exact same thing mayor Adler did last spring(not at all). My personal favorite was when he was trying to tell us Tucker Carlson is liberal. Yeah. He said that. It was pretty fun being at his place when Rush died though. His Cunt daughters called him up crying all “we lost Rush today!!!!!!” These people are broken. It’s fucking sad 

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

 

Real man of the people here.

Very disappointed to see Hickok45 giving that phony a platform. 

1 hour ago, Fletch said:

Good dude except he’s completely right wing brainwashed.

Does not compute.

I mean yeah he’s a gigantic asshole but a good friend. He and my dad are long time friends and they refuse to let politics get in the way of an otherwise good friendship. 

I mean yeah he’s a gigantic asshole but a good friend. He and my dad are long time friends and they refuse to let politics get in the way of an otherwise good friendship. 
Good on you. I have a no political discussion at all rule with my conservative friends. The ones that can't stfu have to gtfo. I can't stomach it.

3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Very disappointed to see Hickok45 giving that phony a platform. 

The right’s new gun fetish thing (and it is a fetish) is so mind numbingly stupid. I just can’t stand it and I’m even pretty pro 2A. 

20 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The right’s new gun fetish thing (and it is a fetish) is so mind numbingly stupid. I just can’t stand it and I’m even pretty pro 2A. 

Hickok has been around for a loooooong time on youtube and normally stays above the fray. It's disappointing to see him shack up with such a promoter of fascism.

4 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Hickok has been around for a loooooong time on youtube and normally stays above the fray. It's disappointing to see him shack up with such a promoter of fascism.

After watching him hand over a fully auto firearm to a total neophyte leftie, who proceeded to immediately spray his glasses-free face with hot brass, he’s not really burnishing that firearm educator credential. 

29 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Hickok has been around for a loooooong time on youtube and normally stays above the fray. It's disappointing to see him shack up with such a promoter of fascism.


Unless he's doing it to make Tucker look like a complete idiot, which is exactly what happened.

15 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Unless he's doing it to make Tucker look like a complete idiot, which is exactly what happened.

The video is titled "barrel shrouds and the shoulder thing that goes up", so I don't think the point is to make fun of carlson. Granted, they're not wrong that legislators don't know their elbow from their asshole when it comes to guns, but it's just playing partisan games to bring on carlson and take him seriously

5 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Unless he's doing it to make Tucker look like a complete idiot, which is exactly what happened.

 

54 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Holy shit. I refuse to watch, so I’m assuming that is a direct quote?  What are all the Q followers going to think when they see this?  Or I guess are they all watching OAN?

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Holy shit. I refuse to watch, so I’m assuming that is a direct quote?  What are all the Q followers going to think when they see this?  Or I guess are they all watching OAN?

This is a good reminder that Tucker’s audience of people who watch an hour or more of prime time mouth-breathing are olds. There’s probably some overlap with Q acolytes, but his core demographics are not digitally engaged and trolling thedonald.win for the latest Q drops. 
 

So all they know is that Q is from the internet. Tucker can say that he couldn’t find Q’s website or hotmail address and that maybe the lamestream Dem controlled MSM made him up. And right there, he has a new anti-MSM narrative AND his audience is no longer Q-curious. 
 

10 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The right’s new gun fetish thing (and it is a fetish) is so mind numbingly stupid. I just can’t stand it and I’m even pretty pro 2A. 

in these zoom/social media videos, trumpers pose in front of guns, dems pose in front of books. 

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7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

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9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Holy shit. I refuse to watch, so I’m assuming that is a direct quote?  What are all the Q followers going to think when they see this?  Or I guess are they all watching OAN?

Won’t be much of a problem.  The last code that Tucker’s audience decoded had something to do with Ovaltine.  

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Now do Antifa

Like they looked all over the place for the lost Hunter Biden envelope I'm sure. 

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

He doesn't appear to just anyone!

Star Trek open thread: Q's take on Trump?

Whomever the fucker was that filmed Tucker fishing at that pond should've drowned his ass, would've been a national hero for doing so. 

^

I couldn't find the by-laws on that site.  Is there some sorta drop-down menu with the Old Minutes from last month's meeting?  

47 minutes ago, Lobo said:

^

I couldn't find the by-laws on that site.  Is there some sorta drop-down menu with the Old Minutes from last month's meeting?  

yes, but they're encrypted.

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I'm interested in all kinds of astronomy.  

24 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I'm interested in all kinds of astronomy.  

Even amateur rectal astronomy?

 

 

 

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Yeah, I am something of a foodie.  

Wait, I thought you said amateur gastronomy.  

6 hours ago, Lobo said:

I'm interested in all kinds of astronomy.  

 

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I don't even...

Comments are so solid on the tweet ...

 

Faulkner: Kayleigh McEnany is in Rupert’s box, and Kayleigh McEnany is comin’ to FOX! Oh my goodness gracious.

6 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Top story tonight on Hannity 

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I actually am curious as to the Dr. Seuss stuff.  Shit, Star-Bellied Sneeches is all about anti-racism.  I'm chalking this up as the same nonsense freak out over John Muir a few months back.  But still, fuck you Fox News.

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