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19 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Leon might as well whip out an eight ball and start participating in the "traditions" of "aggy greatness."

As I have often said, athletes with viable options don't go to Texas A&M. Their freak show of a culture is so off-putting to most people that it is a school to be avoided.

Have fun with that certificate of effort from Texas A&M in chicken farming, Leon. The "aggy network" will help you find a job as an assistant chicken farmer in your most desperate chapters of your life, when the aggy GoFundMe can't be there for you. 

You should have picked a better school, Leon. You should have picked a school where you could have, at the very least, obtained a decent education. But you didn't. Don't feel bad. bad decisions are what keeps Texas A&M in existence.

Whoop!

lol.

 

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I guess Leon didn't go to agro manic college to play school either. 

Edited by El Squared

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1 hour ago, CowboyFred said:

I'm pretty sure the "c/o 22" is for his "expected" aggy graduation date

That's cool but the apostrophe goes in front, not behind. Maybe it can't catch up either...

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1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:
4 hours ago, Quasimofo said:
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23 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

 

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So apparently when it gets hard you're supposed to grab your SEC and choke it.  I never heard it called an SEC before.

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7 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

That's cool but the apostrophe goes in front, not behind. Maybe it can't catch up either...

If there's anyone who can take 200 years to graduate in the class of 2219, it's Leon O'Neal. Hell, walking across the stage will take at least 20 years.

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1 hour ago, El Squared said:

 

I guess Leon didn't go to agro manic college to play school either. 

Not many who have ever attended Texas A&M did so for the education.

Unlike the other service academies, most who attended Texas A&M did so to spend the rest of their life insisting we ceaselessly thank them for their service to the nation live-action role-playing as soldiers from the Spanish-American War.

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I could see this as an aggy tv promo during games:

 

” Some schools claim to be the home of champions, but at Texas A&M, we’re different , we go further.

Our competition wouldn’t be champions  without us,  we are proud to say we make champions because  WE HOST CHAMPIONS !”

 

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On 9/23/2019 at 5:36 AM, Quasimofo said:

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On 9/23/2019 at 10:10 AM, Randolph Duke said:

 

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So when it gets hard....handjobs for everybody!

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1 hour ago, williemackgarza said:

Sup leon? U stupid fuckin quitter.
Talked all that shit and ended up just a big ol pussy.
Wake up! U Fuckin aggy loser

Not a fan?

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Certainly leaving a game in progress to head to the locker room and sulk has got to be some kind of 1/2 game suspension "for breaking unspecified team rules?"  Nothing?  Either it didn't happen or Jimbo runs a pretty loose ship.  

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3 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Certainly leaving a game in progress to head to the locker room and sulk has got to be some kind of 1/2 game suspension "for breaking unspecified team rules?"  Nothing?  Either it didn't happen or Jimbo runs a pretty loose ship.  

If you are at all familiar with 2014 Jimbo and Jameis Winston, and the FSU players running train on his wife, then this should not at all come as a surprise.  

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3 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Certainly leaving a game in progress to head to the locker room and sulk has got to be some kind of 1/2 game suspension "for breaking unspecified team rules?"  Nothing?  Either it didn't happen or Jimbo's wife is pretty loose.  

FIFY

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On 9/23/2019 at 6:31 AM, Lhorn said:


Maybe sex ed at his HS was poor and he’s legitimately unsure what to do?


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He knows what to do when it gets hard, he sucks!

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On 9/23/2019 at 7:47 AM, Leanderman said:

Five years from now someone is gonna hit me up for pocket change outside a Valero. My response shall be "Leon, is that you"".

I figure he’d be the guy selling half-used Juuls behind the building. 

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Stupid sips, Leon didn't leave the game early. He was headed to the locker room to change his maxi pad and was gonna return to win the game for the fightin texas…...nevermind.

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8 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Certainly leaving a game in progress to head to the locker room and sulk has got to be some kind of 1/2 game suspension "for breaking unspecified team rules?"  Nothing?  Either it didn't happen or Jimbo runs a pretty loose ship.  

Well, the reason he sulked off was because he was benched. How would you know if he was suspended for the first half or just sitting where he was supposed to?

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13 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i just want to know if he was involved in the fistfight.

Never got a punch in. Fight was over and he was still winding up.

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15 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Sup leon? U stupid fuckin quitter.
Talked all that shit and ended up just a big ol pussy.
Wake up! U Fuckin aggy loser

Maybe the worst haiku ever.

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Did it take 12 days for Leon's "When it got hard what did you do?" tweet to make it over to Surl or did I miss it? Good lord, he's a dolt. 

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14 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

The mouthiest recruits seem to have higher bust rates.

yup. i knew Rufus Harris wasn't gonna do shit.

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On 9/23/2019 at 10:43 AM, bmbmd said:

Pulled out early?

I you think about it, that's really great advice for aggy.

 

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1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

The mouthiest recruits seem to have higher bust rates.

Your mom's a little mouthy and surly has done a good job busting her lately.

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Certainly leaving a game in progress to head to the locker room and sulk has got to be some kind of 1/2 game suspension "for breaking unspecified team rules?"  Nothing?  Either it didn't happen or Jimbo runs a pretty loose ship.  
jimbo gives no shits. he's gonna get 75 large no matter what happens. the sooner he gets fired the better as far he's concerned.

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i just want to know if he was involved in the fistfight.

Never got a punch in. Fight was over and he was still winding up.

Leon was gonna  fist fight but like his tackles, he missed and just swung at air.

He threw a punch alright, it’s just that the lights at the stadium were already turned out and his team had left the building by the time the punch arrived!

fist fight?

 

leon practicin for the lsu game?

 

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No crab legs for Leon. You get some harsh discipline for $12 million/year!

 

by the time Leon ran to Talahasse Publix to get his crab legs Phillip Fry would be delivering them to him.

 

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i just want to know if he was involved in the fistfight.

Never got a punch in. Fight was over and he was still winding up.

Leon was gonna  fist fight but like his tackles, he missed and just swung at air.

He threw a punch alright, it’s just that the lights at the stadium were already turned out and his team had left the building by the time the punch arrived!

fist fight?

 

leon practicin for the lsu game?

 

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No crab legs for Leon. You get some harsh discipline for $12 million/year!

 

by the time leon ran to the talahassee publix for the crab legs phillip fry would be the one to deliver zoidberg's legs.

 

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