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Shoxthemonkey

So the sheriff just stopped in my yard

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To tell me a couple of fugitives are in the neighborhood. They looked through my shop and shed. Nada. I'm cooking supper. .45 is by the range.

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Dog is underfoot. Pulling steaks out of the oven, ready to reverse sear. A cruiser goes by the end of the lane every 5 minutes. Probably over already.

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What if you stored all your drugs in the shed? Could you tell the cops no?

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Well, it's a gunshop and they know about it. I used to be an ffl holder but I've been inactive for  a long time. The plane is flying tighter circles NW of me,about a half mile.

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1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Pics of overdone steak?

How bout ...wife watching the helicopter?

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Just now, Shoxthemonkey said:

The plane is flying tighter 

Check that.....wife watching airplane?

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24 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Dear God tell me 🙏 the dog's ok and you aren't black...

If he were black he wouldn't have been able to come back and post.

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6 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Pics of overdone steak?

I'll post them in the morning. 

The plane is heading back towards town. Maybe the manhunt is over.

Nope. He's back and circling closer

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1 minute ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

I'll post them in the morning. 

The plane is heading back towards town. Maybe the manhunt is over.

Nope. He's back and circling closer

The old "we've quit looking for you, so feel free to leave your hiding spot" trick. 

Anyone who raised any hell as a teenager ought to know this one...

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33 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Dear God tell me 🙏 the dog's ok and you aren't black...

He's posting here to tell the story post encounter=

Definitely not black

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1 minute ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

The old "we've quit looking for you, so feel free to leave your hiding spot" trick. 

Anyone who raised any hell as a teenager ought to know this one...

No clue what you're talking about. 

However, most police forces only have one Helo... So if there is more than one of you, split up.

Also, there is thermal and nv to deal with these days. It's better when it's around 90-100 outside at night. Which isn't often outside of Phoenix or Las Vegas.

Just sayin'....

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Backslid Mennonite. Lily white.

The deputies wouldn't tell me who is out there but they are clutching their ARs like they are in Kabul.

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23 minutes ago, Hpara759 said:

Check that.....wife watching airplane?

Wife and I are married 47 years today. Hence the steaks. Memorable for sure.

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6 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Backslid Mennonite. Lily white.

The deputies wouldn't tell me who is out there but they are clutching their ARs like they are in Kabul.

=Blek person

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19 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

If he were black he wouldn't have been able to come back and post.

White privilege

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If he were black he wouldn't have been able to come back and post.
Underrated post. Rep this man!

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To tell me a couple of fugitives are in the neighborhood. They looked through my shop and shed. Nada. I'm cooking supper. .45 is by the range.


Fugitives you say?

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Ok. Facebook says 5'5" Hispanic with ATF warrants is on the loose. We had a bad hailstorm a couple weeks back so you can't swing a cat without hitting a short Hispanic roofer. Really narrows it down. When all the roofs are fixed we will have 4 Hispanics left.

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20 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Ok. Facebook says 5'5" Hispanic 

Hmmm, that's bad. Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, at least they weren't short.

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I don't Facebook but a coworker tells me it's getting crazy. Everything from illegal to murderer. A big discussion of the difference between Mexican and Hispanic. I have moved indoors and locked the doors. Better safe than sorry

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

To tell me a couple of fugitives are in the neighborhood. They looked through my shop and shed. Nada. I'm cooking supper. .45 is by the range.

Your .45 that you left at the range was already picked up by an attendant there, taken home, and sold to somebody on Craigslist.

That somebody is now hiding in a tree across from your house and when the pigs leave he's going to come inside, shoot you in the cocunut with it, and then eat your steaks.

Edited by Cajun

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46 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

 

The deputies wouldn't tell me who is out there but they are clutching their ARs like they are in Kabul.

 You do realize they do the same thing when a chihuahua barks at them, right?

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Pics of overdone steak?

I’ve managed to procure a picture of the anniversary steak. 
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Edited by GRHorn

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Posted (edited)
11 minutes ago, Cajun said:

 You do realize they do the same thing when a chihuahua barks at them, right?

Funny. My dog is a ratcha.

Edited by Shoxthemonkey

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You havin' a little vodka while you're flippin' steaks there Shox?

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Looks like something is happening a half mile sw of me. 10-12 vehicles just rolled up in a hurry. There is an old hayshed and outbuildings there. I can only see the tops of the SUVs. Just waiting for the gunfire.

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Posted (edited)

Does he/she get along with your gog?

 

😉

Edited by Cajun
Sounds like soemthing that Vince Clortho would offer a milkbone to.

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17 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Looks like something is happening a half mile sw of me. 10-12 vehicles just rolled up in a hurry. There is an old hayshed and outbuildings there. I can only see the tops of the SUVs. Just waiting for the gunfire.

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1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

If he were black he wouldn't have been able to come back and post.

pretty tough shot at the boy's skills in diction...

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1 hour ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

The Union Pacific runs N-S past my place. I hear the train acomin. I'd be jumping aboard if I were the bad guy.

Always heard stories in boot that people jumped on the train to get out. Not sure if the stories were real but it sounds pretty badass to me

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All of the vehicles left but the plane remains. Not sure if it's over or not.

Well go find out.

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