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My eyes see that he is putting players in a position to be successful and the players are failing to execute. I am also choosing not to be a toxic, irrational fan in the sense that I am willing to admit that under the previous regime Bijan would not have been given the opportunity to shine and worthy would not have touched the field as a freshman until this week lol. I am also willing to acknowledge that things aren't as bad as they seem. We have blown three straight double digit second half leads. Leads that the previous staff would have never even achieved. Sark needs to be better but im not gonna sit here and act like he is incompetent and the sole reason for our failures too. At some point we are going to have to give people time to build. But yeah, he deserves some angst but to want his head at this point is unfair in my opinion.21 points
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We’ve all been there, it’s Halloween, you left your wife and kids for a stripper so you don’t even remember that until you see a kid in a pirate costume, you’re trying to study film to come up with an even worse fake punt, and then you hear a monkey screeching and see a little pirate covered in blood running around your front yard and you pour another drink.19 points
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A common request on this board, but it ain't happening. They're not identical but definitely looked similar when younger. Mrs GOTJ is still stunning (exercise, good diet, takes care of herself, etc.) Her sis has had 2 kids and pretty much let herself go after that. That actually brings up an epic fuck up by the FIL. About 15 years ago at a family gathering just as we're sitting down for dinner, drunk FIL says to his daughters "xxxx I'm glad you're fatter than xxxx. It's easier for me to tell you apart. " SIL burst into tears and ran out of the room. MIL slaps FIL hard across his back. BIL is mortified, turns red and runs after his wife to calm her down. And it was all I could do not to spit take my wine all over the table.14 points
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Steve Buscemi dresses up as his own meme and hands out candy at his house in Brooklyn. So meta. How do you do, fellow kids?14 points
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No way the monkey maimed the kid as bad as she does the English language.11 points
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Bring it. 2021 can't be worse than 2020, right? RIGHT?!? Let's see, we're going to do an early Thanksgiving the weekend before at the MIL's place. This is her first holiday cycle since the FIL died last January so who knows what's in store? Mrs. GOTJ's brother & sister (twin) decided that rather than one large gathering we would all go and visit her in flights over a couple weekends so she's not overwhelmed & so we can take hand off ranch chores that need to be handled. We're in the first flight so hopefully the MIL isn't in full emotional roller coaster at that point. Thanksgiving will be back at our house with my co-dependent sister joining & her latest online boyfriend joining the two of us for the feast. This is the same sis who was almost suicidal last Christmas eve over her 10+ year live in boyfriend dumping her. We had a long talk w/ her that night about her need to see a therapist & work on the underlying issues that have plagued her for most of her adult life. And she did seek help...for all of two weeks! Then the lure of finding a complete stranger online to complete her took over, and she's been in a serious relationship with this guy since last January. This will be our first time to meet him, and all we know is he's got similar traits to her ex-husband (dominant, very opinionated, center of attention-type). Polar opposite of her last boyfriend (quiet, passive, nice guy). Which means sis will be wanting our complete approval of her new boyfriend & will be hyper alert to all of our words & actions for the slightest hint of us not liking the new guy. Probably a 50-50 chance the day before my sis will ask if her two adult children can join us (we always plan for it), and a 75% chance she gets drunk on two glasses of wine & bursts into tears before dessert. Christmas will be quiet as we've had a long standing rule that we will be home xmas even and morning doing our own thing. Mrs GOTJ's 50th birthday is the weekend before & we've got a VRBO in Lajitas booked and plans to hike Big Bend (our first time there). Her twin sister's husband sent a text last weekend asking about our plans because he has this crazy idea that the they have to be together for milestone birthdays. We accommodated this for 30 and 40, but my wife is D-O-N-E with that shit. She spent her entire childhood being forced to share that day with her sister (and it was often combined with xmas) and not being able to do what she wanted to do and she's put her foot down. When I told the BIL we already had plans and wouldn't be meeting them he got pissed because we were "breaking tradition." And yes, he's a fucking aggy. So he's trying to get me to coordinate a surprise party somewhere in San Antonio (where they all grew up; they live in Houston, we're in Austin) on Dec 23rd. RIIIIIGHT. I told him that ain't happening because we're not going to turn around the day after getting back from BB to try & squeeze in a party with mostly his wife's friends on xmas eve-eve. Aggy BIL is now double pissed because apparently this is something he's been wanting to do for twenty years. Dude's a drama queen who is happiest when everyone in the family has exerted maximum effort & hardship for his enjoyment. Bring it on, y'all. There's comfort in sharing the pain.9 points
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I think this place is restricted, so don't tell them you're Jewish.9 points
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Here's what I've learned this week from Surly: - Don't mow other people's lawns. - When you get to the back gate, turn around for candy or a monkey might bite you.8 points
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Herman would be running Card on QB sweeps to the left side of the OL and we all know it. Mix in some nice Moore blocking for Whittington screens and there you have it. Until the urgent comeback attempt in the 4th and you would see Bijan with his 9th touch of the game on a throwback screen for some nice yardage to give us a little cruel hope. Oh and Hand would still be sitting at home with a deep freezer full of meats and a warm grill waiting to host some JAGS and then dust off his Oakleys for the photo shoot8 points
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All you're getting is some pics of hiking ONP and Friday Harbor.8 points
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Ummm, we getting a follow up here? Not great, Bob. https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/charles-edward-robinson-ii-48-cumberland-md-truck-driver-anti-vaxxer-dead-from-covid8 points
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Print this shit out. Make copies of it and put it all over town... your business, your house, your dog, your car, your neighbor's wife... hell, go to sark's house and put the shit on his driveway... have matthew mcconaughey read it on tiktok or on a lincoln commercial or make it his platform for his run for governor... this is the answer. players. height / weight / speed matters in football. one could argue it is the only thing that matters over time. This was posted on the tweeter earlier: RICO'S TIME IS NOW!!! We are *FAR AS Ffffffffff* away from having the OL (and DL) we need. It started in 2006 & 2007 when we actually had some decent recruits, but a lot of transfers and injuries... then 2008 on was... terrible, as you will see. Why, because we've recruited and/or developed terribly. If Sark is going to win, he's going to have to do what that tweet says... for the next 5 years. Pour yourself a water and get on down with the "analysis" of our OL signees for the last 15 years, and notice what it takes to build a good OL. 2006 - THREE. two good takes and one bad take... but all left the program within a year. J'Marcus Webb - started as a freshman, then transferred to Navarro JC. Can't recall - grades or weed? NFL Player Buck Burnett - kicked off the team for being an overt racist. Sells windows Roy Watts - transferred to UH after his freshman year as a redshirt. NFL Player. 2007 - FOUR: good takes. one transfer. one bust. two NFL picks. Tray Allen - 5 star. No 11 high school prospect in the nation. Always injured and considered one of the biggest busts of all time for it. Michael Huey - 4 year OG. Captain. NFL Draft. Aundre McGaskey - played a few games in 2008. Transferred. Kyle Hix - 4 year player. NFL Draft. 2008 - TWO: piccardwtfisthisshit.jpg - two good kids who graduated. this was the beginning of the end. how is this your OL recruiting class?!?! Mark Buchanan - barely saw the field. Luke Poehlmann - 275 pound OT? Sure. OK. He played. JAG 2009 - FOUR: One player. 3 career backups. Mason Walters - 3 year starter. Very good. Thomas Ashcraft - backup. grad xfer to SMU. meh. Paden Kelley - (RIP) good kid who graduated. backup/rotational. JAG Garrett Porter - good kid who graduated. backup/rotational. JAG 2010 - TWO: We got an OG and a C and that's it?!?!? At least they were good at playing football. Trey Hopkins - #1 ranked OG in the nation. Was a very good player. UFA. Still in the league. Dominic Espinosa - Very good player. 3 year starter... blew his ankle out as a Sr... first game in Strong's first season. So... Let's take a look.... in the 5 seasons starting 2006, we took 15 OL and got: 5 starters on the OL. 5 Xfers 5 guys that were "guys" This is why Mack Brown started struggling... only good OL we had were Walters, Hopkins, Espi.. and Hopkins and Espi in 2010... they were young guys. That (and "POWER RUN GAME!!!!) is how you go 5-7 after going to the BCS championship the prior year... 2011 - FIVE: 1 Good OG. 2 Average at best. 1 injury bust. 1 injury ending career. No depth from 2008, 2009... the tsunami is pulling back... Sedrick Flowers - High 4 star... 5 years in program / 2 year starter. Above average to good player. Garrett Greenlea - injured after one game or something or other... done. Josh Cochran - was a starter at OT for 2 season... shoulder injuries ended his career as a Junior. Marcus Hutchins - 5 year player that started his Jr season, but not his Sr season... contributor, but JAG. Taylor Doyle - 5 year player / 2 year starter at C. Average. Acceptable until Espinosa was ready to take over. 2012 - FOUR: CHARLIE WICKLINE IN DA HOUSE!!!! 3 dudes played a handful of games and got Wicklined when he got here... One solid Juco transfer starter. At this point, we didn't know we were really in trouble down the road... but that's how it goes. Kennedy Estelle - Started 8 games as a Soph. Smoked weed every day. Suspended as a Junior. Strong/Wickline Xfer. Curtis Riser - redshirted. one year as backup. xfer Camrhon Hughes - Tore his ACL in HS. Played 6 games as a RS-SO, then xfer. Donald Hawkins - juco transfer. started 2 seasons. All Big 12. NFL then CFL. 2013 - FIVE: 4 out of 5 players xfer'd. Thanks, Perk. But now we are in a world of hurt. Depth is non-existent... Darius James - played 6 games. Xfer. Kent Perkins - 4 year player. 3 year starter. 2nd team all Big 12. NFL then CFL Jake Raulerson - in the words of Luka, "YOU'RE TOO SMALL!!!" xfer. Rami Hammad - never played a snap. Xfer to BU and became a stalker. Desmond Harrison - big Juco xfer... barely played in his one season. xfer. NFL 2014 - THREE: Let's only take 3 OL that will probably never play... Terrell Cuney - Played in 12 games in 3 seasons. JAG. Good kid Shoplifter who graduated... Alex Anderson - barely saw the field. JAG. Good kid who graduated. Elijah Rodriguez - 5 year... contributor. injured. one year starter. All Big 12 HM. Average. 2015 - SIX: OK! Somebody recognized and at least tried to start building some depth, but when you have to start 2 FR-HS, that means you're not good... and the rest of the dudes were non-factors. 2 starters. Patrick Vahe - 4 year starter. All Big 12 HM (3x). Freshman AA. Very good, but not great. Connor Williams - All Big 12 2T (injured), All American, All Big 12 HM, Freshman AA. 2nd round pick (coming off injury). NFL Starter (still). Brandon Hodges - Juco transfer in... started 9 games.... grad transfer out (after academic struggles) Buck Major - never played. medical retirment. Garrett Thomas - Played in one game. Quit. Tristan Nickelson - JUCO xfer. Depth. Played 3 years. Average to JAG. 2016 - SIX... Let's try again... six recruits and one is just now starting make any impact in 2021!!! 2 starters, 1 depth, 2 xfers, 1 medical Patrick Hudson - played 2 games. injured. medical retirement. Jean Delance - played 2 games. xfer to UF where he is a 3 year starter as a Sr. and their 'most athletic blocker'. (dammit.) JP Urquidez - 3 year JAG. Xfer to Texas State. Denzel Okafor - 6 seasons in program. Starter last season and this season... until he blew out his knee (dammit). Above average... maybe. Tope Imade - 6 seasons in program. Depth. starter only because Okafor is down. Average. Zach Shackelford - 4 year / 40 game starter... Pre-Season AA, All Big 12 1T, All Big 12 2T, All Big 12 HM & Freshman AA. Very good player. So... in the 2nd six seasons of recruiting since 2006, we've had eight full-time starters. The rest were xfers or JAGs... that's six years of wandering the desert at OL. What do you notice? I'll tell you what I notice: on average, it takes us SIX OL to get TWO decent starters. Most guys will become JAG/depth/xfer. If you only get a couple of JAGs out of each class, and nothing else, you CAN NOT WIN FOOTBALL GAMES in the future. We're in the future now. Let's return to the program. 2017 - TWO: Two craps. But wait... Ah-Ha!... something worked. We DEVELOPED two (3 star!) guys into starters! Maybe there is hope! Samuel Cosmi - 4 years in program. Freshman AA, Big 12 Offensive FOY HM, All Big 12 2T, Big 12 OL of the year HM, All Big 12 1T, Current NFL Derek Kerstetter - 5 years in program. 5 year Covid starter. All Big 12 HM (Sr). Current starter. Very Good player. 2018 - FIVE: players again... Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. We did get two starters out of this group... but did we really get two starters out of this group? Angilau can stay. Junior Angilau - 4 years in program. 3 seasons as a starter. Current Starter. Has 3 more years of eligibility. Reese Moore - never saw the field. xfer to Abilene for this season Rafiti Ghirmai - 4 years in program. depth/ST. JAG. Currently 3rd on depth chart at C. Mikey Grandy - JUCO - medically retired in 2018. Christian Jones - pisses me off. 4 years in program. 2 year starter(!?!?) Current starting LT. PROVE ME WRONG MFER!!!! 2019 - FOUR: players (3 HS + 1 JUCO) - 2 transfers, 1 injury, 1 illness... no contributions. ZERO. Tyler Johnson - started Alamo Bowl... but not on the depth chart. "Mystery illness". Please develop, former elite OL prospect. Isaiah Hookfin - has played 1 game. Shoulder surgery... Please recover and develop. Javonne Shepherd - xfer to JUCO Willie Tyler - juco xfer in... Syracus xfer out. 2020 - FOUR players. One starter and some depth... TBD Jake Majors - Current starting C. Above average so far. Should develop well. Jaylen Garth - project. not on depth chart. TBD. Logan Parr - Currently backup C. TBD. Andrej Karic - Currently backup LT. Needs to get bigger stronger faster. TBD. 2021 - TWO players. transitional. nothing to see here. Hayden Conner - Current backup RG. Has good size and (apparent) temperament for development. Max Merril - I will be pleasantly surprised or really sad if he ever plays. And there you have it. The last five years produced another five starters so far... We're still way behind. This is why we don't win. You can't recruit / develop / produce FIVE STARTERS EVERY FIVE YEARS and win. At a minimum, we need two guys every year to develop into GOOD starters over time, and the depth guys to be guys who are on their way to becoming starters. We cannot have placeholders, because injuries, transfers, lack of judgment, whatever will zap a guy or two every year. I don't know who has the NIL deal for the OL, but if we want to win, we might want to put a machine in place to get some guys into the portal (coming and going) and get the best OL in the NATION - not just Texas - from teams that are balanced on offense. Thank you for attending my SnacksTalk.7 points
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This game is on my bday. I bought tickets. Hotel room etc After OK state I canceled hotel. Never bought flight thank god and donated the tickets to the trash. I’m gonna sit at home and play call of duty7 points
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Voted against all of them. Fuck anything the state of Texas puts forward. Nothing they do is in good faith.7 points
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Uh Steve, it went to a buisness when head coaches added an extra zero to their paychecks years ago.7 points
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Yep. Mother in law. Her "husband" had all these great stories about how great he is but, the dumb mothereffer left a wrench on the sink for at least 5 years. Last time up, he was trying to convince me that, in 5 years of working a booth at some Nashville 4th of July celebration, he had served 10 million people. My wife gave me a "just let it go" look. This Tgiving, we get to go back to E TN. Cool, except for that my SIL is going with us. She's a pharmacist that works from home taking calls EXCEPT for that she claims to have a throat condition. This is her 2nd stint using some ADA law so that she doesn't have to work, but still gets paid. She's perfectly fine and guaranteed to talk the entire 14 drive up and back. I'm prepared, though. Noise cancelling headphones. I don't give 2 shits about appearing rude.7 points
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I still have my old Murderer’s Row T-shirt. I may wear it on Saturday, but it will have to be under my coat.7 points
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