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  1. Just got you to 1k funny says apple/google pay but I did it through that link processor
    42 points
  2. Cross Posting, Pretty funny CSB this morning: Quan was on the morning show with Bobby and Gerry at the Texas Exes golf tourney. He introduced himself as "Lindy Holmes' Daddy" to the crowd, then went on to tell a story about how he has tried to speak with Holmes at a few events over the years and Holmes refuses to talk with him. So he went and asked his agent why the guy won't talk to him, and the agent said it is because every year he gets that clip sent to him not only from the Texas side, but from the OU side as well. He hates it.
    39 points
  3. My SWA pilot was kind enough to give us a flyover
    34 points
  4. Hey y'all!! 👋 I'm new here but already at Lee Harvey's Dive In! Ready to party! Hook 'Em!!
    24 points
  5. I hate to be that guy, but you come across as an idoit when you say stupid shit like that. For all intensive purposes, he’s right. And you’re the idoit.
    24 points
  6. I was walking from a restaurant to our hotel downtown just now by myself. Wife and kids had gone ahead while I paid the bill and finished the wine. Standing at an intersection waiting for the lights to change. I’m in a burnt orange polo. A car coming at me into the intersection and turning to their left honks hard and the passenger windows are open. Two okie females are hanging out of the windows and they’re screaming “fuck Texas!!” at me for whatever reason. One of them hocks a loogie in my direction but the wind and their turning motion causes it to somehow blow back into the car. Driver’s swerving and audibly screaming at her as they head away. I view that as a good omen. I laughed hard.
    23 points
  7. Apparently your best option is to buy the cheapest tickets on the Oklahoma side then cram into the lower bowl in the Texas side with your fat fiance. Nobody's going to care as long as you have fireball and rumplemintz hidden in your boots to share with all of the blue hairs.
    18 points
  8. You see what god just did mannn...
    16 points
  9. Ann Coulter is still a disgusting cunt.
    16 points
  10. As a kid who grew up in 70's in the Gentile South, it's laughable to think the republicans (or any organization really) wasn't virulently racist. Our parents had attended segregated schools, ate in segregated restaurants, and among the family stories were anecdotes of Granddaddies' slaves and the "War of Northern Aggression". Along side fields there were small wooden huts that previously were inhabited by sharecroppers and slaves before them. Cities, towns, and geographical features are named after large plantations that long since disappeared into modernity. So, In my lifetime, we can dispense with the fallacy non racist republicans. As for change in the republican party, It's clear that you lucky lot didn't grow up in the shadow or the 700 Club, CBN university, Gerry Fallwell, Daughters of the Confederacy, Edgar Cayce and the like. The dark rise of the Costco Republicans brought religious and ideological purity tests to the party and perhaps more importantly brought politics fully and openly into the churches. The ultimate synergistic grift fusion. Churches used to mince around political issues for fear of losing their tax exempt status... That concern has been wiped away. The culture war is on baby, and Jesus prefers AR.
    16 points
  11. Bit of a threadjack but... When I was 14, I started working for this old Czech farmer who happened to be the cheapest tightwad bastard I think I ever met in my life. I liked him, but most of his stuff was held together with duct tape and bailing wire. He had a nice house and yard fenced off from the surrounding pastures, probably about an acre and a half or thereabouts which I would mow when we weren't tied up working in his rice fields. Which was OK when the John Deere riding mower was working. Well wouldn't you know, something went wrong with the riding mower, and being the cheap bastard that he was he didn't want to haul it the 20 miles to El Campo to get it fixed. So, guess who had to mow the whole fucking thing with a push mower. To add insult to injury his manner of saying certain things was lacking. He'd say "Well we don't got any field work tomorrow, I think I'll let you mow the yard." Gee thanks I feel so privileged. Well after I think the 3rd time I mowed the fucking monstrosity with the push mower, I realized "hey this motherfucker is never going to get pay to get his riding mower fixed, as long as I'm push mowing." So while I was in a part of the yard he couldn't see down by the little creek, I opened up the oil fill and carefully put a few or maybe more than a few tablespoons of nice black dirt in there. About 10 minutes later - "Hey boss, the push mower shit the bed!" The next week he had the riding mower fixed. Because it was cheaper than buying a new push mower. Thanks for listening to my Ted talk.
    15 points
  12. early downs are a HUGE opportunity vs this OU offense. the red boxes are their SOS per FEI. OU has not been efficient in early downs. the teams they are being grouped with offensively in FEI (Washington, USC, Oregon, Michigan, UGA, Tenn) all have played schedules that are near to worse than OUs and look where those teams currently sit in this early down efficiency stat - Washington at 1, Oregon at 4, USC at 5, Tenn at 27, Michigan at 34, UGA at 37 (with a new QB!) then there is OU at 42. they should be WAY higher based on their SOS so far. Keep in mind that group and the SOS they have played, going to do some comparison as we go through these stats. their defense looks good on the same measure - but again they absolutely should because they have played a poor schedule lol the Texas DL has the opportunity to win the game, OU is NOT good running the ball (99th in yards before contact on designed rushes, for comparison Bama is 107th, Rice is 133, Kansas is 38th , Baylor is 74th - Texas is 46th avg like half a yard more than OU per play) - again this is on a bad schedule. Oregon is #6, 2 other teams with baaaaaaaaad schedules in AF and Maryland are in the top 10. Tenn is #11. USC is 23. Michigan is 45. ECKEL is a stat that looks at quality drives (big play TD or first down inside opponents 40 yard line) - Texas has the 6th most "game control" (68.9%), despite playing a much better schedule than OU (12th at 66%) - but again Michigan, Penn St, Oregon, Kansas State all rank much higher than OU on these stats showing they are more efficient/ Points per ECKEL looks at finishing Drives by the defense - Texas is #1 here. look the Texas defense is really, really, really fucking good. OU is #3. this is all to say: OU should be better than they are statistically, especially because they have played Gabriel a lot in some of these blowouts (why is your injury prone QB playing when the score is 45-17 vs Tulsa? why is he playing in the 2nd half when you are up 47-20 vs Iowa State? he literally played every drive until the last one vs ISU with <6 min in the game) and especially when compared to some of the teams who have played comparable trash schedules. going into some more stats, ESPN's FPI has a measure called game control rank (Reflects chance that an average Top 25 team would control games from start to end the way this team did, given the schedule.) look at the top 5 and their current SOS vs Texas: AVGWP is Team's average in-game win probability rank adjusted for chance that an average FBS team would control games from start to end the way this team did, given the schedule. OU is #6 there, but all of the top 10 in that measure have played TRASH schedules and basically they should win vs those bad teams. Texas is #13 in that measure despite playing FPI's #16 schedule so far. the only other team in the top 30 of AVGWP who also has played a schedule even in the top 50 is ND at 10, A&M at 40 and tOSU at 50. folks, Texas is good. fuck OU. Texas by a million.
    15 points
  13. What the fuck is with you retards opining about the great state of...checks notes...okla-fucking-homa? Tomorrow is TX/ou for fuck sake...have you no sense of decency? I wouldn't move to that fucking state if the streets were paved with gold.
    14 points
  14. No such thing as an ugly win over OU.
    14 points
  15. Sometimes I tell myself this is just the last death rattle of religious stupidity in our country But I know better. This is only the latest iteration of the clash between the "North" & the "South". I use quotes because the geographic distinctions aren't necessarily applicable today, but the beliefs of the cult haven't really changed much. It is a white Christian cult that wants power no matter what. Over time, they have adapted the moniker of Democrat, Redeemer, Dixiecrat, Republican, Fiscal Conservative, Tea Party, etc. It doesn't matter. What matters is they tell you what to do, and the rules don't apply to them. Everything else is all bullshit. And engaging in conversations about fiscal conservatism, family values, border security, the economy, is falling for the magic trick. They don't care about any of it. They just want to distract you while they gain more power and redraw the voting maps.
    14 points
  16. From who exactly? I've been pushing his bmf campaign hard and we've raised a mere $710 I am reaching into all the ad Rev and tailgate donations and putting them in his pot. People aren't participating in NIL and the big Corp stuff is for people with pr teams and agents. Not kids from halletsville. Rich people aren't taking care of Brooks. You guys are.
    14 points
  17. Wordle 839 3/6* ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 620 4️⃣8️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    14 points
  18. It literally is the worst thing for me. I watch Texas play live in the stadium or with no one else in the room… for everyone’s sanity and safety.
    13 points
  19. Did she just smile and give you a vegemite sandwich?
    13 points
  20. From Cape Town, South Africa where it’s 7 hours ahead of Austin. That’s right, I’m posting from the future where I have seen a Longhorn beatdown of the trash from the north. It has been foreseen!! TEXAS
    13 points
  21. From my kitchen chalkboard where, no matter what time of day it is, one thing is always true: OU STILL SUCKS! FIGHT!
    13 points
  22. Wordle 839 2/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    13 points
  23. Wordle 839 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    13 points
  24. Wordle 839 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 620 4️⃣7️⃣ 3️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #623 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Blossom Puzzle, October 6 Letters: A E I P R T Z My score: 335 points My longest word: 10 letters 🌼 🌻 💮 💐 🌺 🌹 🌷 🌸 🏵 🌼 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game
    13 points
  25. https://www.threads.net/@griffinkyle/post/CyEaJJLuJ-W
    12 points
  26. McElroy's reaction here is priceless (about 2 minutes in) - Nuno - "I don't think Texas has the same level of defense" McElroy "As A&M?" (thinking Nuno must be comparing Texas to Alabama or some other reasonable comparison) Nuno "Yeah" (without hesitation, it's not a lie if you believe it I guess).
    12 points
  27. Sounds worse than the Mormon ones for BYU
    12 points
  28. The cafe/supermarket hit near Kharkiv was hosting a wake. The guy was reburying his father in his hometown. His father had died in service of the Ukrainian army a year earlier.
    12 points
  29. As I'm about to hop in the car to head to Dallas. Fuck OU. Wordle 839 2/6 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    12 points
  30. Wordle 839 2/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    12 points
  31. Wordle 839 2/6 [emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834]🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    12 points
  32. Wordle 839 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    12 points
  33. Irregardless of all the shitty grammar on this thread, I think aggy finds a way to hand a win to Alabama.
    12 points
  34. Wordle 839 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 620 4️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  35. Wordle 839 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  36. Wordle 839 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 620 5️⃣7️⃣ 9️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Daily Sequence Quordle 620 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ClickWord.org Daily 244: 532 points (top 30% 🎉) 12 words: ⚛️🟪🟪🟪🟪🟧🟧🟧🟩🟩🟩🟩 💪 Best word: 236 points 🔥 Streak: 5 days #ClickWord #ClickWordDaily244 I held out for my best word score and it complicated the board for most of the game - I left about 6 letters on the board when it ended, but it was worth it.
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  37. Wordle 839 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    12 points
  38. Half of that stadium will look the same in about 21 hours or so.
    11 points
  39. Pretty funny CSB this morning: Quan was on the morning show with Bobby and Gerry at the Texas Exes golf tourney. He introduced himself as "Lindy Holmes' Daddy" to the crowd, then went on to tell a story about how he has tried to speak with Holmes at a few events over the years and Holmes refuses to talk with him. So he went and asked his agent why the guy won't talk to him, and the agent said it is because every year he gets that clip sent to him not only from the Texas side, but from the OU side as well. He hates it.
    11 points
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