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Here is an example of how this tread works.

Wife decides this past weekend to back out of the garage side saddle. In other words, driver door open, looking out the open door to back out. Why?

Anyhow, she managed to catch her door on my passenger side rear tire and quarter panel, fucking up both the door on her GX460, and my Blackwing!

I still can’t guess as to what she was thinking. She has tried several times to try to explain it to me. In the 20 plus years living here, now this was a good idea? WTF?

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On 5/29/2025 at 4:11 PM, Jameslaw121 said:

Other day my wife was taking the girl to girl scouts at an outdoor picnic/playground. Drinks were her responsibility.

Stopped at Target and got some Capri suns and bottled water and a small bag of Ice. stopped at home. I grabbed the cooler out of the garage and dumped what ice we had in the freezer in to the cooler while she was opening the boxes of drinks. Put it on the tailgate, when she  opens it to drop the drinks inside

Her "oh wow, there's ice in it already!"

 

Let believe in ice fairies, you asshole! 

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1 hour ago, blacklab said:

For some reason I was craving an egg salad sandwich from Thundercloud so I ordered it online and asked my wife to pick it up on the way home. I included "I ordered it from the one behind Cane's off Bee Cave road"

I get a frantic call "you ordered from the wrong store, they don't have your order but if you send me the receipt they will make it"

So I email her the receipt. 

About 10 seconds later I hear a man say in the background "Ma'am this is Jersey Mikes"

This is funny.  Jersey Mikes is awesome but so is Thundercloud 

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