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Let’s hypothesize that ESPN’s College GameDay shows up at Texas within the next few years *cough*Sept 7th*cough*

What would your sign say/look like?

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Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU.

I'm a UT Football Dinosaur! 

 

Well, not me of course.  But one of you fellas. 

Herbstreit isnt welcome in this cesspool.

Hey Herbie! Can't stand the heat? Get out of the cesspool 

Our school didn’t cover up any rape 

What happens in Vegas, happened to Herbstreit 

 

Maybe too inside for gameday audience but I'll get a kick:

 

Hey Herbstreit

Play #8!

 

Baize, if you jinx this shit, I swear to gawd...

Herbie’s ass smells like corn dogs

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6 minutes ago, Ok. Caol Hook Em! said:

I’d rather not allow them to think they’re somehow relevant. 

Bet when it comes to discussing roller coasters careening off the high point, they are relevant.  What to do?!

“EJ is a douche” - Will Bazier of thefootballbraniacs.com and batheinmymilk.com

This was my sign ready to go when GD came to NDSU in 2013. The guy who allows you into the pit reads the signs and I had to ditch the pole and both puppies/fire mack signs.

 

 

All I went in there with was a bob stoops head

 

 

So PRO TIP: if you're planning on saying something ESPN will likely frown upon..stand outside of the home depot pit directly behind the stage e22c992cd69532ef848a3a05e84b93ee.jpg

 

 

 

 

Kirk Herbstreit writes Dora the Explorer fan fiction 

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Georgia doesn't want to be here, either.

Haha nice.

 

If I wasn't on my phone maybe changing the *muddawgs colors to LSU colors would be cool on the farmer Ed O meme..

Edited by Zavala

Not so fast my friend.....





















No seriously it’s not very fast any more. Rather painful actually.

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Herbie Stiffed the Bartender at Oil Can Harry's.

I'd pay good money to throw tomatoes at that POS.

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“My pig found its, found its self smart enough to hop over in the the barrier from his pen to the next pen and eat all of that pigs food and then go to the next one and eat all of that pigs food and then the next one and eat all of that pigs food and make his way back in time for when it was my turn my time to feed him he had already eaten three meals and would just be sitting there waiting for me and I would feed him and he would eat that. That’s why he gained so much weight and got sifted at the fat stock show."

5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Not so fast my friend.....
No seriously it’s not very fast any more. Rather painful actually.

And somehow he's still the most likeable guy. That slapdick gameday they had in Orlando was pathetic. He put on a Gators beanie (it was like 90deg by 11AM) then he said he's picking Miami. They corrected em and he played it off "just trying to make sure your paying attention lol" then he did the wave like he had the mascot head on but he's just wearing a stupid Gator beanie...

Poor guy, he's the only one worth watching and we're all watching him slowly turn into a bumbling turbo-Old. AH FUCK IT

 

3 minutes ago, Zavala said:

And somehow he's still the most likeable guy. That slapdick gameday they had in Orlando was pathetic. He put on a Gators beanie (it was like 90deg by 11AM) then he said he's picking Miami. They corrected em and he played it off "just trying to make sure your paying attention lol" then he did the wave like he had the mascot head on but he's just wearing a stupid Gator beanie...

Poor guy, he's the only one worth watching and we're all watching him slowly turn into a bumbling turbo-Old. AH FUCK IT

 

Who the fuck let SMU on college gameday? What year was this? 

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