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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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4 hours ago, Leanderman said:

We are [X hypothetical plays] from [better W-L record].

never gets old

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Ohio State is the likely culprit here, per Nahlin

That and our team looking like shit for two weeks in a row.

WR Jonah Wilson just decommited:

 

Nahlin thinks it might be tOSU trying to flip him.

 

EDIT:

The Horns247 Recruiting Podcast mentioned this week that Wilson has been visiting UH despite Wilson saying he locked-in to Texas. So UH might be the school that he flips to. Remember UH will in the Big 12 next season.

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And it begins 

Just now, D3zii said:

And it begins 

Nah but for real though, I liked him and hope we can replace him 

11 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Ohio State is the likely culprit here, per Nahlin

Didn’t expect him to be the first to bounce, but shit man, at some point you gotta show something on the field. Ohio State has had a major run of successful WRs lately. These kids aren’t being irrational.

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14 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

WR Jonah Wilson just decommited:

 

Nahlin thinks it might be tOSU trying to flip him.

 

EDIT:

The Horns247 Recruiting Podcast mentioned this week that Wilson has been visiting UH despite Wilson saying he locked-in to Texas. So UH might be the school that he flips to. Remember UH will in the Big 12 next season.

So Nahlin goes from saying Wilson isn’t good a couple months ago to now saying tOSU is poaching him from our class. Never change, Nahlin. Never change. 

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5 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

Needed step to get the fire hot under Sarky 

This post should embarrass you for multiple reasons.

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These posts back to back are fucking perfect lol

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13 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

He's as solid as my cock after the games today. 

I hope you’re one of our younger posters then…or a pharmacist.

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To be clear, I meant a professional pharmacist, not the traditional Surly amateur variety.

 

I like Oregon.  Fly fishing and edibles.  Fun stuff.  Texas is God’s country though even though people in Dallas drive like hell through it.

1 minute ago, canadianhorn21 said:

 

 

Hopefully a WR commitment?

16 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

Hopefully a WR commitment?

Waddle?

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Seeing that Cook is on a visit to Oregon.

Honestly, not really worried about this one. Not a good look but kids are gonna take their visits.

Let’s hope it is a commit. They also have a tendency to do this shit when we have bad news and they want to act like something good is coming.  

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27 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Probably has nothing to do with recruiting and was because of the win tonight. 

 

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Louisville is now 0-3 in the ACC.

DeAndre Moore and Rueben Owens can't be too excited about Louisville losing to previously 1-3 Boston College. BC has a completely decimated OLine, and moved the ball all over.

1 minute ago, Hornlover said:

 

 

Louisville is now 0-3 in the ACC.

DeAndre Moore and Rueben Owens can't be too excited about Louisville losing to previously 1-3 Boston College. BC has a completely decimated OLine, and moved the ball all over.

Lol didn’t Owens get a Louisville area code tattoo??

Lol didn’t Owens get a Louisville area code tattoo??

Yes. Yes he did. Luckily tattoos can be covered up or lasered odd now
15 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Roach has a thread on Cook if anyone has it

He visited Oregon this weekend

6 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

 

For the Olds, he's not talking about basketball. Hes saying "wow the dudes are playing good football"

2 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Who is this?

Malik Muhammad 

27 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

MM is just negotiating. 

He wants a cookie cake doesn’t he?

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

He wants a cookie cake doesn’t he?

Who wouldn't?

42 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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The cake is baked

Let’s get Malik an edible arrangement. Maybe Shari’s Berries? All gas.

16 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

Let’s get Malik an edible arrangement. Maybe Shari’s Berries? All gas.

"edible arrangement" means something else these days.

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