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Everyone needs to take a minute and appreciate the fact that after all of this, no matter what happens, win or lose, like it or not, we aren’t hiring Charlie fucking Strong. 

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1 hour ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Oh shit, here comes the debate about whether eggs are necessary to call it a breakfast taco...they're not.

I didn't say eggs are necessary. I said it's "traditional". 

Any taco you eat after you wake up is a breakfast taco.

1 minute ago, Revolution512 said:

If beans are not a staple on your breakfast taco, you’re doing it wrong. Potato, egg and cheese? You are the most boring, mayo and vanilla motherfucker on earth. Stay out of food/urban threads

One of the few reasons to go to Bill Miller is their brisket, bean and cheese breakfast taco. 

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Back in the day, I lived walking distance from the WC location.  Ate many a T-man (turbo was best, of course).....even took a few dates out to dinner there.  I was a classy big spender.

As I. Lived off Nueces and loved the smell of that place.  When it burned down it had to be the most terrific smelling fire. 

1 minute ago, irishtexan said:

I didn't say eggs are necessary. I said it's "traditional". 

Any taco you eat after you wake up is a breakfast taco.

I'd agree with anything after you wakeup that ends up on a tortilla is a breakfast taco. A stable breakfast taco at deer camp (also lunch taco, dinner taco) would be an opas jap/cheese on tortilla. 

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Salt lick, that’s the place with McRibs right?

Oh yeah, all you can eat McRibs

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Jimmy Vega's in Georgetown makes some very solid 'que. His beans are finominal.

22 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Only for people who have spent at least one morning south of New Braunfels.

Seguin. Close to home and all that. Used to be a taco joint we'd go to for lunch. The ladies liked us, so we'd get this giant plate of food for a dollar. Tim Schwartz and I would go at least once a week.

7 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

you only missed "sticking it up Herman's ass."

Dammit. That's a big omission too. I'll edit.

2 hours ago, IDIOTsavant said:

The University of Florida isn't in Starkville, Mississippi, as far as I know.

No, but Gainesville is an aggy-esque shithole. It's not a FL tourist destination. My aunt went to UF for a year, then transferred to USF because she thought it sucked.

Edited by DFW Horn

This thread is like the time I lived with an Aggy girlfriend. I knew it was wrong. So wrong. But I kept on coming back because of her big tits and tight pussy.

This thread is not delivering yet but I keep coming back with some hope.

1 minute ago, jw4381 said:

Seguin. Close to home and all that. Used to be a taco joint we'd go to for lunch. The ladies liked us, so we'd get this giant plate of food for a dollar. Tim Schwartz and I would go at least once a week.

Missed it, where I'm seguin. There are a lot of little taco joints there

17 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Scenario 3.50
Blacklab is the next HC.

Will we have to rename the team in a few years?

Edited by clapclapclap
I don't wanna be the Eskimo Huts

19 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

I know burgers and bourbon/whiskey/whisky has been discussed. How about Scotch? Ran across this sweet gift box today. Tis the season.

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If it's not Scottish it's crrrrrraaaap.

 

Whatever happened to Herberts in San Marcos? Is it still there? 

11 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Salt lick, that’s the place with McRibs right?

i will cut you darren criss GIF

3 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

Seguin. Close to home and all that. Used to be a taco joint we'd go to for lunch. The ladies liked us, so we'd get this giant plate of food for a dollar. Tim Schwartz and I would go at least once a week.

Where were Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering?

9 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

If beans are not a staple on your breakfast taco, you’re doing it wrong. Potato, egg and cheese? You are the most boring, mayo and vanilla motherfucker on earth. Stay out of food/urban threads

The only acceptable breakfast taco includes, and only includes, smoked barbacoa with salsa. 

2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

This thread is like the time I lived with an Aggy girlfriend. I knew it was wrong. So wrong. But I kept on coming back because of her big tits and tight pussy.

This thread is not delivering yet but I keep coming back with some hope.

did u creampie her 

10 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

Everyone needs to take a minute and appreciate the fact that after all of this, no matter what happens, win or lose, like it or not, we aren’t hiring Charlie fucking Strong. 

If you've ever met Charlie, you'd understand why Red thought he'd make a good position coach.....maybe a coordinator.

15 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

the grammar/spelling nazi's will be out in force if we hire Fickle/Fickel/Fickelle. 

*nazis

2 minutes ago, CenTex Hill Billy said:

 

 

She likes the attention...

2 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Where were Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering?

I used to smoke pot with John Hopkins. It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering, and they would blaze that shit every day.

 
 
Ouch. It hasn't even been cold here yet this winter. Columbus measures cold in consecutive days below zero F.
Put Shelley wants warm winters on the list.
5 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

If it's not Scottish it's crrrrrraaaap.

 

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I just like that SNL bit.

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44 minutes ago, Oculi Texiae said:

This got me through when I got homesick in Austin. Just like Buddy's.

This threads going to be like a church lock-in tonight.  Everyone will stay up all night and no one gets laid.  

Just now, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Ouch. It hasn't even been cold here yet this winter. Columbus measures cold as consecutive days below 0F.

Put Shelley wants warm winters on the list.

Warm is relative.  It was low 30s here this morning near Tyler.  And yeah - I never worried about the 30s until today when my furnace fan died and I have to wait until Monday for the part to come in.  Low 30s with no heat sucks ass.

One thing I don't recall seeing specifically addressed is whether there has been any actual insider info on whether a buyout number has been negotiated with Herman yet.  Until that happens I don't expect his dismissal to be announced and in turn a UM announcement if there will be one.  I can't believe CDC or the BMDs are fine with just handing Herman the full buyout amount without some negotiation on a reduced number.  Especially with the rumored issues about TH along with the insubordination aspect around EOT and maybe other things.  I'm wondering if the productive discussion TH mentioned earlier this week that he's had with CDC were around that topic.

Edited by nunna yo bizness

2 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Ouch. It hasn't even been cold here yet this winter. Columbus measures cold as consecutive days below 0F.

Put Shelley wants warm winters on the list.

the Florida stint could be a point in our favor.  once you don't have to deal with snow and bitter cold, even if you are from there, you want out.  If the extended family/friends isn't a huge issue it might be time.

48 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

SIAP

 

I think I know that donor. 

3 minutes ago, dec3169 said:

Warm is relative.  It was low 30s here this morning near Tyler.  And yeah - I never worried about the 30s until today when my furnace fan died and I have to wait until Monday for the part to come in.  Low 30s with no heat sucks ass.

Go grab a space heater, put it in the bedroom, and shut the door to almost closed. Yeah I’ve been there.

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3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

These fuckers are stealing my content!!!!

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20 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

Everyone needs to take a minute and appreciate the fact that after all of this, no matter what happens, win or lose, like it or not, we aren’t hiring Charlie fucking Strong. 

Yet...

1 minute ago, nunna yo bizness said:

TH along with the insubordination aspect around EOF

What was this? I guess I missed it

8 minutes ago, dec3169 said:
Warm is relative.  It was low 30s here this morning near Tyler.  And yeah - I never worried about the 30s until today when my furnace fan died and I have to wait until Monday for the part to come in.  Low 30s with no heat sucks ass.

Now tell us about spending 10 days in a row below 0 degrees.

Kids in the Midwest wear shorts until temps hit 35F.

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3 minutes ago, dec3169 said:

Warm is relative.  It was low 30s here this morning near Tyler.  And yeah - I never worried about the 30s until today when my furnace fan died and I have to wait until Monday for the part to come in.  Low 30s with no heat sucks ass.

UM won't have to wait until Monday for the part to come in.  and all 3 furnace fans won't go out at the same time.

1 minute ago, nunna yo bizness said:

One thing I don't recall seeing specifically addressed is whether there has been any actual insider info on whether a buyout number has been negotiated with Herman yet.  Until that happens I don't expect his dismissal to be announced and in turn a UM announcement if there will be one.  I can't believe CDC or the BMDs are fine with just handing Herman the full buyout amount without some negotiation on a reduced number.  Especially with the rumored issues about TH along with the insubordination aspect around EOF and maybe other things.  I'm wondering if the productive discussion TH mentioned earlier this week that he's had with CDC were around that topic.

If Herman and CDC talked buy-out, I'm sensing we didn't have another great week of practices...

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

What was this? I guess I missed it

Sorry, I meant EOT (eyes of Texas).

5 minutes ago, dec3169 said:

Warm is relative.  It was low 30s here this morning near Tyler.  And yeah - I never worried about the 30s until today when my furnace fan died and I have to wait until Monday for the part to come in.  Low 30s with no heat sucks ass.

Why don't you just turn on one of your backup furnaces? 

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

I think I know that donor. 

Lol, not a season ticket holder

12 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

This thread is like the time I lived with an Aggy girlfriend. I knew it was wrong. So wrong. But I kept on coming back because of her big tits and tight pussy.

This thread is not delivering yet but I keep coming back with some hope.

Futureman says...

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did u creampie her 

Dude, I’m not some fucking amateur joe buck motherfucker.
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