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14 minutes ago, troph said:

He deleted the tweet it appears.

Incredible. Lol. They know it's happening.

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Just now, Laxtonto said:

Anyone want to walk  me through the current Squidle and tell me which symbols mean what? I can then try to build a Nueral Net to try and decode these other ones.. I am totally lost

Post the one you’re referencing 

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

Dodd must be making shit up. If Phil Knight is involved on our behalf there is no way we are going after Cristobal if  Meyer doesn't come.

On Franklin - He fits the profile CDC laid out.  

I don't want anyone other than Urban or potentially Mullen but how is Franklin less desirable from Cristobal, Campbell, and Fickell.   Fickell is G5, Cristobal has like 1 great  year in P5 and just lost to Oregon State, Campbell - we are going to buyout Herman for the ISU coach?

TLDR - CDC better get Meyer or Mullen because I don't see any other real option. 

Cristobal also has an 8 million dollar buyout if he leaves for another job.

4 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Think that's just a reference to Austin being known as the live music of the world. The Meyers are going to be partying it up on 6th street 

I think he's referencing that Meyer wants a title at a 3rd school for his legacy...or that followed by the suicide girls could mean that Barton is going to want to kill himself after crowing about Meyer caring about his OSU legacy so much, but honestly, who the fuck knows.

Anyone want to walk  me through the current Squidle and tell me which symbols mean what? I can then try to build a Nueral Net to try and decode these other ones.. I am totally lost
It's a work in progress. Several theories. It may be a timeline of the last week or so.
47 minutes ago, jinx said:

Compared to most of the competition inFlorida it is top notch.  In Texas it is middle of the road or so.  But it was one of my go tos as a college kid.  10 bucks and you left not wanting to eat for 24 hours.  

felt the same way when I ate there but I don't think for the same reason

3 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Franklin better not be in our top 5, he's not that good

I really liked him at Vandy. Not so much as PSU.

3 hours ago, Bevo said:

Jaimes was where Stubbs is now

In the 90s, Jaime's was on the other side of Red River.  Did it used to be where Stubb's is?

If Squid, RapGameLarry and Mr. Orange are legit then I will sleep well tonight.  Sunday is the first day of the next great 10 years of Texas football.   I can almost hear the lamentation of those OU, Baylor and TCU women as we speak.  

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Chuy's is not nearly a Tier 1 Tex Mex restaurant.

Their creamy jalapeño ranch is delicious.

These are not mutually exclusive.

Chuy’s might not be Tier 1 but I love me some boom boom sauce. 

Hell no, there were no Hulk fists in those emojis.  

That’s not the fist futureman wants, but the fist futureman needs!
10 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

And who is Legacy musicman? I have seen him tagged before. I don't get it.
 

CDC is a fantastic salesman

I can’t believe it’s Friday night and we are here with basically no verified information. We have some Twitter squid communicating in emojis, someone called RapGameLarry saying it’s done and some medium level OSU moderator saying the opposite. Other than that every other “insider” on both sides has just been shrugging for an entire week.

I’m not even complaining really, I’ve gotten more joy out of this thread than I have out of watching Texas play actual games for the last decade. It’s just wild that something this big has been going on for this long with no real leaks to speak of. 

 

Post the one you’re referencing 
9 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Pretty sure Futureman’s ass is going to look like a 🦑 after the 🤛.  

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If Squid, RapGameLarry and Mr. Orange are legit then I will sleep well tonight.  Sunday is the first day of the next great 10 years of Texas football.   I can almost hear the lamentation of those OU, Baylor and TCU women as we speak.  
Fucking this. Earlier this week one of these bizarre sources -- Larry, I think -- said it would happen Monday/Tuesday or Saturday/Sunday. I've been holding out hope that he knows something. We'll know soon.
2 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I think he's referencing that Meyer wants a title at a 3rd school for his legacy...or that followed by the suicide girls could mean that Barton is going to want to kill himself after crowing about Meyer caring about his OSU legacy so much, but honestly, who the fuck knows.

Ahh you might be right on the Suicide Girl one in regards to Barton lol didn't think of that. 

2 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

I can’t believe it’s Friday night and we are here with basically no verified information. We have some Twitter squid communicating in emojis, someone called RapGameLarry saying it’s done and some medium level OSU moderator saying the opposite. Other than that every other “insider” on both sides has just been shrugging for an entire week.

I’m not even complaining really, I’ve gotten more joy out of this thread than I have out of watching Texas play actual games for the last decade. It’s just wild that something this big has been going on for this long with no real leaks to speak of. 

 

Today’s a Friday?  Well I’ll be damned. 

Man, I used to feel the same one, but have had a hard time finding many that are consistently better except for maybe Matt's El Rancho. 
I like Polvos better, but its not technically Mexican. Lupe is over priced.
Maudies, Trudys, El Mercado, El Arroyo, Baby Acapulcos are all sub chuys.
 

Well yeah, it’s Austin. Not the best place for Tex Mex. Enchiladas y Mas crushed every Tex mex spot in Austin. But chuys ain’t shit in Houston. Many better Tex mex joints.
26 minutes ago, jinx said:

Another oasis in the desert in Florida. I love the southeast sweet pork barbecue but none of those places do brisket worth a shit.  Dickies actually makes beans with jalapeño 

I thought all the Dickies closed

Fucking morons. All of them. 

God damn it, I will not stand for this insult!!!1!

I will instead sit, sit and drink my bourbon!
3 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Well yeah, it’s Austin. Not the best place for Tex Mex. Enchiladas y Mas crushed every Tex mex spot in Austin. But chuys ain’t shit in Houston. Many better Tex mex joints.

El Arroyo was good until Clay sold it....

 

La Fogata in San Antonio is the bomb though.

1 hour ago, Randolph Duke said:

Yay! 

He’s turned Penn State into one of the best programs in the sport, going 57-28 overall and 35-23 in the Big Ten since his arrival in 2014.“

Are you fucking kidding me!? Since when is 35-23 one of the best programs in college football?

Maybe CDC and Hartzell aren’t the best people to be handling UT athletics. 

There is no way we would ever do this, right? There would be a mob with torches at Belmont. 

1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Well yeah, it’s Austin. Not the best place for Tex Mex. Enchiladas y Mas crushed every Tex mex spot in Austin. But chuys ain’t shit in Houston. Many better Tex mex joints.

RIP Dart Bowl

8 minutes ago, El Squared said:

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white. durrrrrr

There is NO plan B!


Yeah, I'm more of a put-all-my-eggs-in-one-basket kind of guy too.

 
[mention=5718]Mr Orange[/mention] posted something to that effect

Let’s hope mr orange doesn’t die (or mr pink, mr brown.....), otherwise this is the plot in reservoir dogs. Setting it up, to take it down!

Meyer

Mullen

Peterson

Fickell

Fritz

In that order

 

 

Kick the tires on Swinney and Kelly

 

Franklin and Cristobal would suck

I'm all in on this squid character. Upon Urb's hire would celebratory calamari be appropriate or horribly gauche? 

 

2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Which one?

All of them.

I'm all in on this squid character. Upon Urb's hire would celebratory calamari be appropriate or horribly gauche? 
 
Fucking both!
3 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

The Office Reaction GIF

La Fogata in San Antonio is the bomb though.

 

Dennis Dodd is a bald headed pussy clueless cunt.  Much  like FCB and Cunt Bohls.  I am rolling with RapGameLarry.  

2 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

I'm all in on this squid character. Upon Urb's hire would celebratory calamari be appropriate or horribly gauche? 

 

Yeah baby, calamari dipped in mayo 

15 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

The jalapeño sauce thing and the boom boom enchiladas are the only thing worth a fuck there

the first time I ate there I got the big as your face burrito or some shit and it literally tasted like I made it at home and brought it with me and I suck at cooking mexican food

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The Squid’s information is corroborated by Rap Game Larry so it all checks out. I think that is how real journalists work. Got to have two sources.

9 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

I can’t believe it’s Friday night and we are here with basically no verified information. We have some Twitter squid communicating in emojis, someone called RapGameLarry saying it’s done and some medium level OSU moderator saying the opposite. Other than that every other “insider” on both sides has just been shrugging for an entire week.

I’m not even complaining really, I’ve gotten more joy out of this thread than I have out of watching Texas play actual games for the last decade. It’s just wild that something this big has been going on for this long with no real leaks to speak of. 

 

I thought the @Michael Knight post showing almost two weeks between Saban saying he wasn’t going to coach at Bama and his press conference was funny and informative.  
 

Time is moving in slow motion on this thing for sure.  This week has felt as long as the entire season.  

13 minutes ago, El Squared said:

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2 would be red, 1 would be burnt orange and the other 10 would be black.  

16 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Cristobal also has an 8 million dollar buyout if he leaves for another job.

even more of a reason we aren't going after cristobal.

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

If you have never lived in a house with only space heaters and electric blankets in the dead of winter, then you have never suffered.   

I have, but it was in the valley so...

Is there even an 'It's Friday Night You Assholes" thread?

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