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Just now, derpyhorndog said:

What game/show was this during?

On fox. Stanford/Washington post game

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Appears the night crew has shown up

Happened 10 or so min ago in studio, between Stanford/Washington and OU/Baylor. Urb indeed looked a bit panicked when he didn’t know what it meant.

1 minute ago, derpyhorndog said:

What game/show was this during?

Just now on Fox

Why is it that the day crew on this thread are chicken little's?  Every single day...  I'll be back later this evening for some kool aid talk before tomorrow's eventful day
Day crew is sober. Night crew... We getting erryone
1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

That segment there, to me, was the biggest tell of the day on that show.

Yep. 
 

I didn’t think the elephant in the zoo was much, the awkward silence earlier yes but this one? Total gaff.

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Brisket- Done

Alcohol- Consumed

Horns- Up

Herman- Fired

Urban- Hired

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How long of a cook and at what temp?

What type of smoker?

Just now, BradInATX said:
1 hour ago, Thiefery said:
Why is it that the day crew on this thread are chicken little's?  Every single day...  I'll be back later this evening for some kool aid talk before tomorrow's eventful day

Day crew is sober. Night crew... We getting erryone

I haven’t even started drinking.  He’s a Horn.

8 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Brisket- Done

Alcohol- Consumed

Horns- Up

Herman- Fired

Urban- Hired

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This puts my sloppy joe’s to shame...

The firing probably wouldn't come until tomorrow since we technically aren't mathematically eliminated from the Big 12 Championship Game unless OU loses both of their next 2 games. So once we're officially mathematically eliminated he'll be fired tomorrow. Hell if Urban says he's in Tom still probably gets fired tomorrow regardless of the result of Baylor-OU. 

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@hornfromdallas you going to black nicole and post it on the hub?

What does this mean? I have not promised any nekkid pictures...yet.

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

I suspect it’s happening based on the way Fox treated us today.   Joel Klatt spent the entire game talking about how both sides of the fire/keep Herman debate have valid points (usually the tv commentators white knight for any coach on the hot seat) and then closed it by saying we all know the one big name out there that would justify making a move.  Urban’s own coworkers are laying the groundwork instead of shutting down the conversation.

Having said that, we can pretend we know all the behind the scenes cloak and dagger stuff, and that there’s a 3D chess plan unfolding, etc.   Maybe there is, but most times things in real life don’t work like spy novels people dream up in their internet echo chambers.   I wouldn’t be surprised if far, far less has actually been done on the search and on even finalizing the decision to move on than we would have hoped.   High level discussions are one thing, but a lot of times the real details don’t even start being addressed until there is actually an opening.  I suspect Herman would have been fired already this season of all the wheels were truly in motion before very recently.

CDC is a ninja. I’d be surprised if it isn’t already done. He probably has a verbal agreement with UM already.

38 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Just to summarize today- Nothing has happened and we still are unsure when things will happen? 

I mean, there was a football game.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

What does this mean? I have not promised any nekkid pictures...yet.

I think that’s the only thing missing from this thread.

59 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

but by all means, melt down on Saturday Surly

This place wouldn't be Surly if it didn't melt down. 🤨

13 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Brisket- Done

Alcohol- Consumed

Horns- Up

Herman- Fired

Urban- Hired

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three out of five ain’t bad

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What does this mean? I have not promised any nekkid pictures...yet.

Blacked is a fine company that specializes in recording white women getting pummeled by a BBC or two.

Edited by Atticus

Long time lurker, Im from Tampa got a friend who is down visiting his parents on Siesta Key this weekend. Said they saw the Meyer women walking the beach and the daughter was wearing a Longhorns hat. Source is a gator fan so take that how you will. 

Was wondering if satya had hacked yalls accounts when I checked on things 2 hours ago.

 

Some of you were being panic little punks.

 

The predictions/leaks/claims we got him have all said herman canned on Sunday or Monday.  I believe Ceds words last night were don't be worrying about a Monday press conference from Herman.

 

He was never getting fired today.  Short of being caught with 5 dead hookers....

27 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

Yup. Sad to see the direction of this great city and where it's heading. Gonna be LA 2.0 at this rate.

Tim Crowder, is that you?

1 minute ago, Dilligas said:

Maybe something like this https://www.amazon.com/BLACKED-Her-Bull-Humiliates-Interracial-ebook/dp/B08HKBLJMX

Like I said, night crew has arrived for duty

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Emma Taylor has looked forward to her honeymoon ever since her engagement to Kevin. Unfortunately, her hopes are dashed when she finds Kevin isn't packing what she thought. 

Poor emma.

Just now, Atticus said:

Blacked is a fine company that specializes in white women getting pummeled by a BBC or two.

WTF does British television have to do with anything?

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

three out of five ain’t bad

You sound just like Tom Herman!

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

If urban is hired this changes 

Oh rlly?

17 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Can you explain why Austin being a sanctuary city has something to do with this coaching search?

 

The point was about the culture and the UT admin being similar. The whole approach and handling of EoT fiasco is emblematic of UT Admin.

If the new HC hiring  process was solely in the hands of UT Admin, we'd be proper fucked, as yes, they would not support efforts at becoming top tier in CFB. But BMDs are in the mix apparently, and potentially there is hope. 

11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@hornfromdallas you going to black nicole and post it on the hub?

well shit... beats watching @futureman fist himself

So tom out, urban in results in clothes off (Nicole), fist in (futurefister)?  Is that the topic tonight?

Just now, millhouse said:

So tom out, urban in results in clothes off (Nicole), fist in (futurefister)?  Is that the topic tonight?

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7 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I suspect it’s happening based on the way Fox treated us today.   Joel Klatt spent the entire game talking about how both sides of the fire/keep Herman debate have valid points (usually the tv commentators white knight for any coach on the hot seat) and then closed it by saying we all know the one big name out there that would justify making a move.  Urban’s own coworkers are basically laying the groundwork instead of shutting down the conversation.

Having said that, we can pretend we know all the behind the scenes cloak and dagger stuff, and that there’s a 3D chess plan unfolding, etc.   Maybe there is, but most times things in real life don’t work like spy novels people dream up in their internet echo chambers.   I wouldn’t be surprised if far, far less has actually been done on the search and on even finalizing the decision to move on than we would have hoped.   High level discussions are one thing, but a lot of times the real details don’t even start being addressed until there is actually an opening.  I suspect Herman would have been fired already this season if all the wheels were truly in motion before very recently.

FOX would love UM helping bring some more relevance to the Big12 that they are shelling out millions on.

I'm pretty pumped at the political direction El Squared and co are trying to take this thread. I was just thinking to myself that there aren't enough political debates on surly.

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

well shit... beats watching @futureman fist himself

You traitor! lol!

Nobody gonna post that reaction then?

9 minutes ago, El Squared said:

How long of a cook and at what temp?

What type of smoker?

Offset with post oak, salt and pepper only (1 part salt/2 part pepper). Smoke at 250 about an 1-1:15 hours per pound, this one was 12 pounds and took about 13 hours. Wrap in paper when it hit the stall. 2 hour rest and sliceNoah Centineo Chef GIF by Allure

9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What does this mean? I have not promised any nekkid pictures...yet.

I M Out GIF by memecandy

11 minutes ago, El Squared said:

How long of a cook and at what temp?

What type of smoker?

These are important questions damit!   How many pounds?   Did you crutch?

Just now, Nicole44 said:

You traitor! lol!

Oh, make no mistake. I'm definitely on the "Futureman must fist himself" train. 

I just want someone else to verify it.

Just now, BachelorTrek said:

Nice Babylon 5 gif.

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1 hour ago, Thiefery said:

Why is it that the day crew on this thread are chicken little's?  Every single day...  I'll be back later this evening for some kool aid talk before tomorrow's eventful day

Got damn. You got that shit right. What a buncha reactionary drama queens.

Just now, Knighthawk said:

These are important questions damit!   How many pounds?   Did you crutch?

Probably bought that shit at Bill Miller’s 🤣

1 hour ago, Thiefery said:

Why is it that the day crew on this thread are chicken little's?  Every single day...  I'll be back later this evening for some kool aid talk before tomorrow's eventful day

sobriety

Should I hit refresh?........or take a shower?  Fuck it.  No more showers until this saga is complete.  Just F5 and musk for the masses......

9 minutes ago, troph said:

Shark Tank GIF by ABC Network

X, 1, X

3 minutes ago, 936horn said:

Nobody gonna post that reaction then?

I tried to find it on YouTube I suck at this though. 

🥷  🍒 🚬

 

 

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12 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What does this mean? I have not promised any nekkid pictures...yet.

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