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9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I ain't playing. Lawyer stuff. I had a fun one from last Christmas but given the way this thread is going I probably can't post it. It would be fun but again.

I'm mostly impressed that you've figured out where this thread is going. Puts you way ahead of me. 

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3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Eliminated from Big 12 title contention with still another regular season game to play

unacceptable 

We can make an exception this time.

7 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

I like fantasies. 

Sometimes a fantasy is all you need.

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"Haha" is passive aggressive for "shut the fuck up"

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The extra ha matters

11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I ain't playing. Lawyer stuff. I had a fun one from last Christmas but given the way this thread is going I probably can't post it. It would be fun but again.

go ahead and post it. it's not like you're running for office or anything.

21 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

SOrry for derailing the thread with my collarbone shit. and stuff.

No, it was just a natural progression from McRib talk...quite osseous of you actually.

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Just now, millhouse said:

"Haha" is passive aggressive for "shut the fuck up"

She is so active on Twitter and engages these posts a lot with LOLs and hahas

 

Even South Carolina doesn't want Herman. Shane Beamer is headed to the cocks

1 minute ago, millhouse said:

"Haha" is passive aggressive for "shut the fuck up"

This guy is a smart guy.

2 minutes ago, millhouse said:

"Haha" is passive aggressive for "shut the fuck up"

Yeah that's how I took it. No like on his tweet, either.

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

go ahead and post it. it's not like you're running for office or anything.

Where have I read that before? 

6 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

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SpinnerShells: “ok cool hookem”

2 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Why?

I guess that the game might cancel.

2 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Why?

What is that almost half their team?

Just now, CTC2 said:

I guess that the game might cancel.

Right.  Makes sense. Thanks.

3 minutes ago, troph said:

Problem is early signing is two weeks away. It may not do it for you but it’s a huge mistake to fuck up a class.  He should be fired tomorrow, and UM hired and if he’s not that’s the mistake. Now we are screwed .

So what's the best case scenario? Urban is announced tmrw and flips a ton of kids in two weeks? Or gets them to postpone their decision?

Just now, emp6856 said:

So what's the best case scenario? Urban is announced tmrw and flips a ton of kids in two weeks? Or gets them to postpone their decision?

Either is fine.  And he has the ability to do that immediately. 

2 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

SpinnerShells: “ok cool hookem”

Oh man. She'd melt the God damn internet.

Just now, ztejas said:

Oh man. She'd melt the God damn internet.

Think we probably need to put that chapter behind us

Just now, ztejas said:

Oh man. She'd melt the God damn internet.

Oh my that would be killer.

Just now, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Everything would 502 Gateway for a week. 

Cept surly.

18 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

They aren’t announcing shit until after the KU game. It’s a fantasy to think otherwise. 

I tend to agree. 

This is taking so long that one of us should enter flight school, get their instrument rating, multi-engine rating, turbine rating, spend some time as a CFI to bankroll the ATP cert, fly for a regional for a bit to build hours, then get type rated in a Falcon 900 and apply for an FO job around EDC/AUS on the off chance of getting some real intel for Surly.  

4 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

SpinnerShells: “ok cool hookem”

No please let that shit die with Herman 

2 minutes ago, troph said:

Mo Horn - any FA update??

 Flight to Van Nuys landed. No future flight listed for this plane. Nothing else of note scheduled. I'll keep checking. 

SpinnerShells: “ok cool hookem”
the entire cfb world would simultaneously shit itsself

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7 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Even South Carolina doesn't want Herman. Shane Beamer is headed to the cocks

What about the USF pipeline we have running?

Just now, Chili dog said:

I tend to agree. 

Would be a huge mistake.  

1 minute ago, troph said:

Would be a huge mistake.  

I don't think it's going to go that far if Urban is the guy.  

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

 Flight to Van Nuys landed. No future flight listed for this plane. Nothing else of note scheduled. I'll keep checking. 

No worries I agree it’s Probs tomorrow 

13 minutes ago, orangecat92 said:

Those of u who say nothing until after Kansas, why wait?  It hurts recruiting even more, the longer we wait, correct?

If they cared about this, he would have been gone after ISU loss. They don't 

I know that "haha." I've seen it before. Been molded by it.
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7 minutes ago, troph said:

Btw no fox post game....

Urban is about to do the halftime show on FS1. He's staying busy

2 minutes ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

the entire cfb world would simultaneously shit itsself

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We have a thread for that, but nevertheless we’d adjudicate it in this one. 

Wrong thread but the UCLA qb has a little bit if Kyler Murray vibe be going on. Pac12 after dark is back. 

Edited by Knighthawk

Keep in mind there are C list confirmations that it’s tomorrow, so if that doesn’t happen we have zero confirms of any quality left. I’m not saying it’s no way next week but I’ll admit I’ll be down and out come Monday especially given plan B chatter started the last few days. 

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Urban is about to do the halftime show on FS1. He's staying busy

Is he?  Current thinking is tomorrow anyway.

Dear Coach Urban Meyer.

 

If you accept the Texas coaching position, I promise to:

1.) Increase my annual donation to UT Athletics

2.) Increase my annual donation for UT academics

3.) Increase my annual volunteering hours

4.) Exhibit less degenerate behavior, such as bi-monthly Windstar gambling trips and meeting random POF hoes in hotels during lunch break.

5.) Refrain from making contributions to the  Hot or Not thread.

 

Thank you kind sir.

 

 

S3.0

 

 

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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Troph fs1 I think they will be on the halftime show there 

I moved over to see.  Damn he’s got a long as fuck Saturday work day. 

We're gonna fuck this up, aren't we....

UM about to be on halftime show for FS1. He ain’t going nowhere tonight.  

1 minute ago, freyguy said:

We're gonna fuck this up, aren't we....

might already have

5 minutes ago, troph said:

Would be a huge mistake.  

The reason I could see things stretching out is that Urban is still trying to put a staff together and OSU is trying to make the playoff. I agree with alphahorn that the deal is probably already done.
 

I think Urban will mail this recruiting class in and raid the transfer portal. He’s getting Sanders regardless of when he announces. That’s the big fish. A lot of the early enrollees aren’t going anywhere.

 

I’m not saying it won’t happen tomorrow. My gut just tells me neither party is in a hurry because Urban is building a staff behind the scenes and we still have one game remaining. 

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