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10 minutes ago, Ultimate Failure said:

You never heard what they said about you when you left the room.

Since I usually pick up the bar tab, it’s “God Bless Texas”.

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Just now, WinningIsHard said:

Oh, the silent majesty of a winter’s morn… the clean, cool chill of the holiday air… an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer…

Merry Christmas! Shitter was full.

 

This is BULLSHIT

we do haiku';s around here, sign out front should have told you

2 hours ago, immamac said:

Considering the average pageview is ~2m 45s it's actually more like 45,833 hours of lost productivity. 

I'm doing a study on malcontents and procrastinators, so this is just immersive ethnographic research for me. Take my numbers out.

7 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

This is BULLSHIT

we do haiku';s around here, sign out front should have told you

Four days to Kansas

Yet Tom is still coaching us

It's Urban or bust

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I forgot what day it was

Shelley never said there WASN’T a house in Austin...

 

 

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1 hour ago, babysdaddy said:

hole deep GIF by Feliks Tomasz Konczakowski

Futureman's mirror looking back at him in a few weeks

Leave Hope Solo out of this please.

 

We can all rest easy that no matter what we all have been thru this week and no matter what may have or may not have transpired, Columbus is still a shithole

25 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Dammit CFP committee, why did you have to rank us in the top 20?

You just can't expect to be left out of the CFP ranking every week.

13 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

We can all rest easy that no matter what we all have been thru this week and no matter what may have or may not have transpired, Columbus is still a shithole

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1 hour ago, Mikey4 said:
2 hours ago, Ultimate Failure said:
Lawyers are fucking slime.  Just one small step above Canadians in my book.

Good job stereotyping an entire group of people. Some Canadians are cool cats.

Man... lawyers are the same as any group. A lot of average people, some excellent people, and some terrible people. They aren't slime and are certainly more than a small step above Canuckies.

Night crew,  time to mount up. 

1 minute ago, Mother mopar said:

I had to get work done today....what did I miss?

nothing.  urban is still not coming here. 

4 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

I had to get work done today....what did I miss?

Rewind with Herman is cancelled tonight. OSU Michigan game cancelled. That's about it.

5 minutes ago, pops said:

Night crew,  time to mount up. 

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3 minutes ago, senorfussybutt said:

Rewind with Herman is cancelled tonight. OSU Michigan game cancelled. That's about it.

Some thing to see there or nothing to see there?

4 minutes ago, senorfussybutt said:

Rewind with Herman is cancelled tonight. OSU Michigan game cancelled. That's about it.

Basically everything Is canceled...except this threadimage.gif.2f9625df222852924697d59a2ae87b97.gif

3 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Basically everything Is canceled...except this threadimage.gif.2f9625df222852924697d59a2ae87b97.gif

Shelley is active on Twitter tonight so hopefully there’s some info along the way.

2 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Shelley is active on Twitter tonight so hopefully there’s some info along the way.

I don’t need anything from the outside world. This thread is a 500+ page terrarium. It’s self-sustaining at this point

9 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Basically everything Is canceled...except this threadimage.gif.2f9625df222852924697d59a2ae87b97.gif

Fuck you.  I haven’t wanted a cigarette in years and this gave me the lung itch.

9 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

OIP.GdomLG0K0Z14Oq1nXIEY5gHaEK?o=6&pid=A

Shell be fixing us breakfast... 

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57 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

This is BULLSHIT

we do haiku';s around here, sign out front should have told you

Sign out front said left for fisting or right to be fisted, there was a haiku room? What do I do with all this lube on my on my hands now? Fuck it I’ll stay here 

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People ask, why do you keep this thread alive? I have 1 answer for those folks. My entire avatar is based on this thread. Without it I am lost. 

16 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Shell be fixing us breakfast... 

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Studio gave Shell bigger, animated tits in the film poster. 

6 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

People ask, why do you keep this thread alive? I have 1 answer for those folks. My entire avatar is based on this thread. Without it I am lost. 

Soooo.....Kendra Scott, huh? Would bang

Just now, DFW Horn said:

Soooo.....Kendra Scott, huh? Would bang

You apparently haven't seen enough pics of her yet...

1 minute ago, wood said:

You apparently haven't seen enough pics of her yet...

If she's good enough for the Hermanator...

3 minutes ago, wood said:

You apparently haven't seen enough pics of her yet...

Not sure if Username checks out. 

Just now, DFW Horn said:

If she's good enough for the Hermanator...

She's a massive downgrade from Michelle

28 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

I don’t need anything from the outside world. This thread is a 500+ page terrarium. It’s self-sustaining at this point

As long as we can get Chinese food and pizza delivered, I could live here forever.

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

She's a massive downgrade from Michelle

But, I've got Big Dick Energy now. It's a prerequisite for participating on this never-ending thread.

34 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Basically everything Is canceled...except this threadimage.gif.2f9625df222852924697d59a2ae87b97.gif

Pos rep for spelling canceled like a gotdamn American.

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

But, I've got Big Dick Energy now. It's a prerequisite for participating on this never-ending thread.

Put your big dick energy in Michelle. Kendra is only worth it for the alimony

48 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

I had to get work done today....what did I miss?

So you’re the one. 

6 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Not sure if Username checks out. 

LOL. Gotta draw the line somewhere.

8 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

She's a massive downgrade from Michelle

Undefeated

4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Put your big dick energy in Michelle. Kendra is only worth it for the alimony

Maybe Kendra does things that Michelle doesn't.

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

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3 minutes ago, stork642 said:

So you’re the one. 

 

3 minutes ago, stork642 said:

So you’re the one. 

What if neither one are the one 

47 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Some thing to see there or nothing to see there?

Well, it was cancelled so there's definitely nothing to see there.

22 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

People ask, why do you keep this thread alive? I have 1 answer for those folks. My entire avatar is based on this thread. Without it I am lost. 

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