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So Kolache vs Danish vs Streudel go....

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32 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Pinkerton's has a great bar, but the BBQ is the opposite of great.

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4 minutes ago, PDX_Horn said:

Jesus, I used to come back from games with like 2-3 of those koozies stuffed in my pockets back in the glory days (2008-2009). 

Very sexy tumbler btw 

Ha. Yes, I think I got this one in 2008.  Along with about 50 more.

4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

    SpaceX prototype Starship rocket SN8 explodes during test flight...

 

Crazy 2020...

So the boring company isn't making the new practice field. Got it. 

29 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Wait if this Urbs talking to the current players (one of whom is related to our boy HFD) then this is curtains. We’re done here. We cracked the case. Nyt shift strikes again!!!

No way in a million years the players could keep this a secret, but I still want to believe. (Although I know you’re joking)

While this photo is inconclusive (until HFD responds) the one thing it does confirm is that this isn’t over baby! 

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1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Show me your brisket or gtfo! 😃

 

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Just now, BrazilHorn said:

No way in a million years the players could keep this a secret, but I still want to believe. (Although I know you’re joking)

That was my first thought.  Maybe it was, "If you say a word and it gets out, I'm not coming," and it's you and Sonny Dykes.

5 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

So Kolache vs Danish vs Streudel go....

Kolache>Streudel>Danish 

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

That was my first thought.  Maybe it was, "If you say a word and it gets out, I'm not coming," and it's you and Sonny Dykes.

C’mon boys. That is not a player’s house. That is the office of some BSD. 

The rot around Mack and the old regime has to be dealt with regardless. It ain’t perfect and it ain’t pretty but UM can handle it. Just give him what he is alleged to be asking for as far as control, practice field shit, improvements and his assistant AD. I don’t see there is any other way to make the changes our school desperately needs. Now. 
 

this is why I am Urban or bust. He works out those deets ahead of time with us he will have very little stress. I feel like. 
 

otherwise I will have to spend my hard earned cash at my new job to fly a damn banner around Belmont. And I will figure out how to do it. And it will be just as humiliating as it can be. 

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

That was my first thought.  Maybe it was, "If you say a word and it gets out, I'm not coming," and it's you and Sonny Dykes.

Well then we’re fucked because it did get out and now we’re gonna have Dykes

Just now, Happy Gilmore said:

Kolache>Streudel>Danish 

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2 minutes ago, brown water said:

 

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They aren't ready for your shit in here. 

35 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Pinkerton's has a great bar, but the BBQ is the opposite of great.

This fuckin guy probably orders the chopped beef sandwich and when they ask what side, he asks if they have steamed veggies.

1 hour ago, UncleBuck said:

So Urban Meyer still hasn’t said “nah.” Tom Herman is still the corch. Mack Brown’s a bitch. You can spell other things with the letters in “Rap Game Larry.” A BBQ chain has good breakfast tacos. I nearly burned myself to deaths grilling these burgers like this on my WSM. aa31538e99456ab7d0a2809810943762.jpg

Based on your shoes I'm sure you look like avatar 

Ok, I'm going to need a three sentence summary of today's proceedings. Please try to limit yourself to 17 "fuck off, aggy"'s.

FYI Schooler is coming back next year

Nm

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4 minutes ago, brown water said:

 

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Now THAT is a nice looking slab of beef

On a side note, Manuel's in Port Isabel is a good breakfast.

3 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Well then we’re fucked because it did get out and now we’re gonna have Dykes

Where did he post that pic?

Someone repost that image from HFD. Not showing up for me. What did it say?


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5 minutes ago, brown water said:

 

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Any update on the mouthbreathers podcaat?

7 minutes ago, Octavian said:

While this photo is inconclusive (until HFD responds) the one thing it does confirm is that this isn’t over baby! 

Spoiler alert: He's not going to respond. His MO is to drop a curiosity bomb with no context every once in a while and sit back and watch us stir. Maybe we'll get three ninja emojis. Maybe. 

7 hours ago, TriStone said:

lol @ the idea that LHN "competes" with Fox.

No, the idea that Fox's contract says Urban can't appear on an ESPN station...

3 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

On a side note, Manuel's in Port Isabel is a good breakfast.

Word.  Picadillo con todo.

Been going there for a couple decades.

8 minutes ago, brown water said:

 

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I feel like I'm standing at the urinal next to Jonah Falcon....so very inadequate.

This was a clapper. 

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9 minutes ago, brown water said:

 

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I'm starting to doubt the authenticity of this photo.  need some context to verify it's not a stock photo 

Based on your shoes I'm sure you look like avatar 

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1 hour ago, kevwun said:

I grew up in the land of kolaches.  All of you are wrong.  Kolaches have a fruit filling, anything with meat is a pig in the blanket.  Fight me.

You better Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.

17 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

    SpaceX prototype Starship rocket SN8 explodes during test flight...

 

Crazy 2020...

If this thread delivers, my rocket might explode, too.

6 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

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6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

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Welp the UM race might not be over, but the race to break down Nicole's sugar walls is.... Congrats brown water. Shut it down boys, we'll get another shot once UM is hired. 

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So when we have our happy hour it is clear to me that @RGBIII and @brown water should handle the grill? 
anyone own a brewery or winery?

who has the best weed?

firepit? 
 

I hate Covid because we could all be hanging out and drinking and having a blast. Nothing against the day crew. They showed up today. 

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31 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Not sure it's a good thing that this is now picking up steam in the media again. I'd honestly prefer the speculation be contained to the degenerate trust tree that is this thread. 

1. Reading between the lines, he's not coming.

2. You call this contained? At this point, our bullshit is being treated as a primary source by every sports pundit from Puget Sound to Key West, and as the blog echo chamber does its thing, it eventually makes the front page of the Times and sees a mention every 30 minutes on CNN Headline News. We are the rumor mill, the primary source, what we barf onto our keyboards here changes the world. Toss some Kahlua into your covfefe and let's be the news. Because even when we're desperate and there's nothing but Doom on the horizon, everyone still wants to beat us and everyone wants to be us.

 

38 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

SIAP...

Urban Meyer made some interesting comments on his future

Patrick Conn  3 hrs ago

The Texas Longhorns were in pursuit of bringing Urban Meyer to the Forty Acres until a report earlier this week stated he wouldn’t return to coaching. This left some fans disappointed with the idea that they missed out on another top coach after a failed attempt to get Nick Saban several years back.

Meyer joined the Herd with Colin Cowherd and discussed a multitude of topics including the Big Ten Conference and who will play for the title game. One of the topics surrounded if Urban will coach again.

“To say I don’t think about it, it’s every day,” Urban stated. “It would have to be the perfect perfect situation. It would have to be something that I was confident the health issues are something I could overcome, at least prevent. So I don’t know, at this point, I think I’m done but I would never say I’m never done. ”

The timing of the interview with Cowherd is interesting. Former Longhorn Brian Jones stated on The Ticket in Dallas, that the Urban to Texas thing isn’t dead and to ‘hold on tight.’

Many have stated that Urban Meyer won’t come to Texas due to the health issues but Meyer has yet to say it publically. Could there be some semblance of hope for him to Texas, probably not. However, 11 days before he took the job at Ohio State, they denied that he would take the job.

It appears the next few weeks could be a wild and rocky ride.

 

Day shift didn't seem to notice, but listen to the story Cowherd tells right after Urban leaves. You go where the talent is. 

Day crew brought it.

goes in for another jack.

6 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Spoiler alert: He's not going to respond. His MO is to drop a curiosity bomb with no context every once in a while and sit back and watch us stir. Maybe we'll get three ninja emojis. Maybe. 

Yup, that sounds right. 

Fucking teasing the night crew. 

It's happening!

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So when we have our happy hour it is clear to me that @RGBIII and @brown water should handle the grill? 
anyone own a brewery or winery?

who has the best weed?

firepit? 
 

I hate Covid because we could all be hanging out and drinking and having a blast. Nothing against the day crew. They showed up today. 

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2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So when we have our happy hour it is clear to me that @RGBIII and @brown water should handle the grill? 
anyone own a brewery or winery?

who has the best weed?

firepit? 
 

I hate Covid because we could all be hanging out and drinking and having a blast. Nothing against the day crew. They showed up today. 

Brownwater is in charge of the steaks. No one else holds a candle

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So when we have our happy hour it is clear to me that @RGBIII and @brown water should handle the grill? 
anyone own a brewery or winery?

who has the best weed?

firepit? 
 

I hate Covid because we could all be hanging out and drinking and having a blast. Nothing against the day crew. They showed up today. 

More than down!

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