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23 minutes ago, ChonkySalmon666 said:

Did you deep fry this mate? Fat hasn't rendered, bark looks thin at best, looks more like a loaf of bread. Log off buddy

You aren't long for this world. 

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2 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Good idea. Maybe next time I’ll cook it up at a nice rolling boil in foil! Thanks! 

Nah champ, wouldn't wanna do that. 265ish for 12 hours, 6 of those in butcher paper should do the trick m8. Try it and post the pic, gonna have the night crew slobberin on their computers right

15 minutes ago, PDX_Horn said:

Holy shit

This is Warren Zevon meets Talking Heads (think Stop Making Sense) + COCAINE

You need to know RTJ.

1 hour ago, alphahorn said:

I'm starting to doubt the authenticity of this photo.  need some context to verify it's not a stock photo 

Ditto

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

He claims that Urban told him not to ask about it on the podcast - but that they talked about it 'off the record' beforehand.

Yup - that was in the original post when he asked for questions for the interview.

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

When I think Ketch and smoke, I think of a nasty grease fire.

Yeah,  his cremation

3 minutes ago, B00M said:

GOD DAMMIT IS EVERYONE FROM THE UK A CUNT?

YOU AND WANKER BOB

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You English! You think you're so superior, don't you? Well you're the filth of the planet! A bunch of pompous, badly dressed, poverty stricken, sexually repressed football hooligans!

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

He claims that Urban told him not to ask about it on the podcast - but that they talked about it 'off the record' beforehand.

What else would you claim when you have absolutely nothing? 

(A) Ketch doesn’t know shit, said nothing of substance and was even inaccurate in that I don’t believe anyone has reported that Urban gave us a hard “no,” yet he took that unsubstantiated leap in that post. 
 

(B) He and/or OB interns clearly scour this threat because about half of it read like it was targeted directly at the surly crews.

10 minutes ago, brown water said:

I also tend bar. And by that I mean grab something from the bar and pour it in a glass. I’ll also supply ice upon request. 
 

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You need a ladder to reach the top shelf? How short are you?

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

You English! You think you're so superior, don't you? Well you're the filth of the planet! A bunch of pompous, badly dressed, poverty stricken, sexually repressed football hooligans!

I mean they lost. Tough for them to comprehend. 

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

You English! You think you're so superior, don't you? Well you're the filth of the planet! A bunch of pompous, badly dressed, poverty stricken, sexually repressed football hooligans!

 

8 minutes ago, B00M said:

GOD DAMMIT IS EVERYONE FROM THE UK A CUNT?

YOU AND WANKER BOB

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I'm from Brisbane, but I agree those UK blokes are some real wankers 

41 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Who is willing to reveal themselves as giving money to Ketch?

I’d rather be Futureman’s fist.  I’ll be damned if I would give Jabba one penny.   

9 minutes ago, runthebone said:

When I think Ketch and smoke, I think of a nasty grease fire.

Yeah...meant facts aren’t shared with ketch. The whole 9.95 model doesn’t make sense. The incentives aren’t there. Insiders have little incentive to share facts and 9.95s have every incentive to make shit up.

In summary, FCB and welcome to Texas Shelley.

I love this thread! Win or lose, this is one hell of a ride!

I freaking knew LSU would come creepin’

Well except for the $$ part.

So now that’s Ketch and FCB who both said that they think a CDC Herman endorsement is likely and IT is the complete opposite...I trust IT on this, especially now that Burton is there but I wonder where this confidence from those two other fuck faces are coming from. If CDC chooses to keep Herman he better start updating that fucking resume cause that’s a program killing decision

So urban has now had a legit interview and a bullshit favor to a lackey podcast to address and deny and/or quell the Texas rumors. He did neither. 

We regulate any stealin of his property 

We're damn good,  too. But you can't be any geek off the street. You gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean. 

Earn your keep. 

Night crew,  Mount up!

 

Yes.  An interview with Cowherd.  He could have completely said, “it’s just not in the cards for me right now.  In a couple of years, maybe.”

Little Orange Houses (and Casitas) for you and me.

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8 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

(A) Ketch doesn’t know shit, said nothing of substance and was even inaccurate in that I don’t believe anyone has reported that Urban gave us a hard “no,” yet he took that unsubstantiated leap in that post. 
 

(B) He and/or OB interns clearly scour this threat because about half of it read like it was targeted directly at the surly crews.

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3 minutes ago, bigcigar said:

Yeah...meant facts aren’t shared with ketch. The whole 9.95 model doesn’t make sense. The incentives aren’t there. Insiders have little incentive to share facts and 9.95s have every incentive to make shit up.

In summary, FCB and welcome to Texas Shelley.

The reason people (dumbasses) pay 9.95 is so they can get attention from their little buddies when they talk as if they themselves are an insider. Because they the secret ten dollar decoder ring and they are now very important special people. 

1 minute ago, pops said:

So urban has now had a legit interview and a bullshit favor to a lackey podcast to address and deny and/or quell the Texas rumors. He did neither. 

We regulate any stealin of his property 

We're damn good,  too. But you can't be any geek off the street. You gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean. 

Earn your keep. 

Night crew,  Mount up!

 

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Why is Barton talking about an "off the record" conversation anyway?  Does that mean something different in Ohio, like "chili"?

Hey there,
I know it's hard to feel like I don't care at all.
Where you are and how you feel.
Put these lights off as these wheels
Keep rolling on and on. (and on and on and on...)
Slow things down or speed them up.
Not enough or way too much. (and on and on and on...)
Are you and I gone?

And I can't make it on my own.
(And I can't make it on my own.)
Because my heart is in Ohio.
So cut my wrists and black my eyes.
(Cut my wrists and black my eyes)
So I can fall asleep tonight, or die.
Because you kill me.
You know you do, you kill me well.
You like it too, and I can tell.
You never stop until my final breath is gone.

Spare me just three last words.
"I love you" is all she heard.
I'll wait for you, but I can't wait forever

I wish I knew how to put FUMB’s picture (the cursed one maybe?) in the frame of this gif. 

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3 minutes ago, TornACL said:

The reason people (dumbasses) pay 9.95 is so they can get attention from their little buddies when they talk as if they themselves are an insider. Because they the secret ten dollar decoder ring and they are now very important special people. 

I pay so I can share here for the people that think paying 9.95 is for dumbasses but are also desperate to hear what the 9.95ers are saying. Which is like 85% of this board

18 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

You English! You think you're so superior, don't you? Well you're the filth of the planet! A bunch of pompous, badly dressed, poverty stricken, sexually repressed football hooligans!

With crooked teeth!

2 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

With crooked teeth!

 

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15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I wish I knew how to put FUMB’s picture (the cursed one maybe?) in the frame of this gif. 

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I believe FUPM us the established nomenclature 

32 minutes ago, pops said:

So urban has now had a legit interview and a bullshit favor to a lackey podcast to address and deny and/or quell the Texas rumors. He did neither.  We regulate any stealin of his property.  We're damn good,  too. But you can't be any geek off the street. You gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean. Earn your keep.Night crew,  Mount up!

 

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2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I don’t have BDE McSugarTits! 😃

 

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Nicole going strong into the paint with gifs tonight

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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At this point, it definitely does feel like we are generating the news to some extent

41 minutes ago, ChonkySalmon666 said:

I'm from Brisbane

Oh good. Even worse.

8 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I am just going to say this.

I'm back in, I believe this is happening, and the fact that Urban and CDC have thrown Surly off the scent for almost an entire week is worthy of some serious respect. We have some pipe hitting crazy fuckers on this board with too many brains and too much time on their hands. But the jig is up, Urban to Texas. Let's do this. 

Threw us off the scent? The night crew has been on this shit since Sunday night/Monday.

I wish I knew how to put FUMB’s picture (the cursed one maybe?) in the frame of this gif. 
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2 hours ago, GRHorn said:

Always wanted to watch that. Wife can’t handle accents. Smh 

Oh, she can handle plenty of... Wait, what are we talking about?

1 hour ago, Octavian said:

Here's Barton's interview... He also mentioned in the description that Shelley has a serious fever/tested positive for covid :(

 

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If true, seems like something that could tie into the reported sudden chill in negotiations a week ago.  Could explain a pause strategy and planning another run at him in January.

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I still think he's waiting to see if Kelly goes to the NFL

1 hour ago, pops said:

We're damn good,  too.

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All right fellow night crewmembers, I've been off the reservation since about 1600. That was right after the announcement of the Kansas cancellation, we had a plane in the air, iirc, and what else? Can't remember. Tired as fuck, & ain't planning to try to read 13 pages of missed posts, but I'm here for a while now. Anything significant since then beside the Barton thing being a non-story as predicted?

4 hours ago, alphahorn said:

Since Covid has delayed things, I'm re-watching what should be the official series of the night shift - Peaky Blinders.  Because, the night shift makes the rules around here.

Seconded. Perfect.

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2 hours ago, GRHorn said:

Always wanted to watch that. Wife can’t handle accents. Smh 

Watch it without her then. Fucking great show. For me, maybe the best thing out there...

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7 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

It appears I missed the kolache debate. As someone who is part Czech and spent lots of time in Hallettsville and Sweet Home, I only knew them with fruit. Sausage rolls was what I said for the roll with a sausage in it. Since you guys asked...

My  parents are from Hungary, and they  have a sweetbread called kalacs  and the filling is anything from poppy seed to fruit to ground walnut and sugar , never had one that was savory or knew of any of them with meat.

16 minutes ago, wood said:

Threw us off the scent? The night crew has been on this shit since Sunday night/Monday.

Have to admit that when Sack said its over, Barton cryin jordan bevo, and then UT official says its over due to health reasons I started to turn to day-side.  I thought more about the "health reasons" and that is the only thing they can put out to throw off the scent and not have total meltdown because that is not under anyone's control.

I have always thought spinnershells could be the one to scuttle it.  Urban saying he thinks about it all the time to CC makes me think spinner isn't going to hold back Urban if he really wants to do it and he really sounds like he wants to coach again.

he knows the talent in Texas and Southeast is where it is at.  Is winning the Pac-12 at USC going to be easier than Big 12? probably because we have OU.  on the other hand he can recruit a team of pipe hittin MFers within a 2-3 hour plane ride if he wants.

tldr: we are doing this.  Hartzell needs to close the deal and its on. Night Crew rides motherfuckers!

 

9 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

If true, seems like something that could tie into the reported sudden chill in negotiations a week ago.  Could explain a pause strategy and planning another run at him in January.

We all have gotten to know Shelley and we admire her.

Get well soon, Shelley - you and coach need a warm climate. Austin has what you need. 

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8 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

It appears I missed the kolache debate. As someone who is part Czech and spent lots of time in Hallettsville and Sweet Home, I only knew them with fruit. Sausage rolls was what I said for the roll with a sausage in it. Since you guys asked...

So sausage rolls are essentially pigs in a blanket.  Sweet.  It's all making sense now. 

3 hours ago, Poolflood said:

Based on this post alone you should never claim any Czech ever again.

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