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7 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

If Burton is correct and our targets are involved in CCG’s or the NFL, that means no Cristobal and no Franklin. 

Thank Christ for that.  

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4 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Thank Christ for that.  

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11 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Jake looked better than Derek which is kinda sad when you think about it.

I mean it's not hard to look better when both of your feet are pointing in the right direction.  (too soon?)

43 minutes ago, ztejas said:

No no. I'm enjoying the fake intel battle between him and CTJ.

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1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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I lurked on Shaggy back in the day. It seemed then there were some pretty connected people. Or I was just dumber.

Who the hell will not develop our linemen if Hand leaves?

Also, wtf on our Oline coaches through the years.

Herb Hand - tons of praise coming in, fell flat on his face with recruiting

Derek Warehime - no comment

Matt Mattox - Currently the Oline coach of UTSA - who knows might turn out with Traylor

Joe Wickline - Another well thought of coach that mostly flamed out.

1 minute ago, MoJames said:

Who the hell will not develop our linemen if Hand leaves?

Also, wtf on our Oline coaches through the years.

Herb Hand - tons of praise coming in, fell flat on his face with recruiting

Derek Warehime - no comment

Matt Mattox - Currently the Oline coach of UTSA - who knows might turn out with Traylor

Joe Wickline - Another well thought of coach that mostly flamed out.

The only one that really surprises me is Wickline.  He seemed to really develop players at OSU.  Perhaps the lawsuit mess that never really got sorted, plus him only being here a couple years and the position being completely decimated by Mack caused his failure?

5 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

I lurked on Shaggy back in the day. It seemed then there were some pretty connected people. Or I was just dumber.

I wasn't trying to take shots. I just get the feeling that with this coaching search saga CDC hasn't really let anyone be "connected" past BMD mutterings or "I saw x at x" anecdotes. 

I mean for fuck's sake, $9.95ers are basically just rehashing the main discussions points that we have going on this thread at this point.

6 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Who the hell will not develop our linemen if Hand leaves?

Also, wtf on our Oline coaches through the years.

Herb Hand - tons of praise coming in, fell flat on his face with recruiting

Derek Warehime - no comment

Matt Mattox - Currently the Oline coach of UTSA - who knows might turn out with Traylor

Joe Wickline - Another well thought of coach that mostly flamed out.

Mattox had our line looking the best in run blocking since lord knows how long.

6 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Who the hell will not develop our linemen if Hand leaves?

Also, wtf on our Oline coaches through the years.

Herb Hand - tons of praise coming in, fell flat on his face with recruiting

Derek Warehime - no comment

Matt Mattox - Currently the Oline coach of UTSA - who knows might turn out with Traylor

Joe Wickline - Another well thought of coach that mostly flamed out.

To be fair, there was plenty of warning about Hand's coaching ability from Auburn and Penn State fans when we hired him, although his recruiting failures are certainly a surprise. 

1 minute ago, trythisathome said:

To be fair

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9 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

This is better than 1 man 1 jar though. 

Can we not?

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I wasn't trying to take shots. I just get the feeling that with this coaching search saga CDC hasn't really let anyone be "connected" past BMD mutterings or "I saw x at x" anecdotes. 

I mean for fuck's sake, $9.95ers are basically just rehashing the main discussions points that we have going on this thread at this point.

For sure.  @hornfromdallas , what's the deal with the photo? The owner of the firm looks like he's a UF money guy, so UM back to UF?

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

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I didn't think Wickline did too bad especially for what he had to work with but him on the trail was a bad thing.. came off as an asshole and that attitude lost a few leans in recruiting.  Hand seems like a fun guy but his work here has been shit

Not exactly liking the lack of posts this morning. People beginning to lose their will? Remembering they have families?

We need to be better if we’re gonna land this fish
Rapgamelarry isnt budging..

and he has an actual bet with another slapdick. What more do you guys want?
21 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Who the hell will not develop our linemen if Hand leaves?

Also, wtf on our Oline coaches through the years.

Herb Hand - tons of praise coming in, fell flat on his face with recruiting

Derek Warehime - no comment

Matt Mattox - Currently the Oline coach of UTSA - who knows might turn out with Traylor

Joe Wickline - Another well thought of coach that mostly flamed out.

Matt Mattox was a good coach and had our O-Line playing as well as its played since before Mack gave up.  Unfortunately he only got a year before he was ushered out with Charlie.

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

That’s not what was said. I would know, I told the story on the recruiting board on Shaggy that took on the life of its own that’s led to the apocryphal nature of it now being “Warehime clogged up the shitter at the Little’s household.” 

The original post can be found by some intrepid bastard willing to dive back into Shaggy and pull it up. It’s been years. 

In any event, what happened is on par with your story and was corroborated, wait for it, by the Littles, to numerous people covering Little’s recruitment at the time. Warehime showed up, in winter, sweating and needing to use the restroom. They thought, as any of us would have thought, that he simply needed to piss. Indeed no. He was back there for like 15-20 minutes to the point that it became awkward and obvious. Then he had multiple flushes to get it all down. 

If Little’s dad doesn’t remember that part, it’s probably an insignificant thing for a guy that hosted 100 visitors in that period, but for us, it should remain hilarious and you’re welcome. 

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I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say that #nightshift got Herb fired
Yes, Urbs has been reading every word the night crew types and making note of which current coaches we like and which ones we want shitcanned last month.
2 hours ago, TexasEx said:

Here it is again. Says the zoom is being recorded which supports the webinar theory. 

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The main question I have about this, sorry if it has been asked a bunch of times before, is why is the date blurred out in the toolbar?

4 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say that #nightshift got Herb fired

Night shift doesn't start for 10 minutes that's all day shift work. 

2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Night shift doesn't start for 10 minutes that's all day shift work. 

Hood ass night shift already staking claim for day shift work?  Not surprised.

Fuck, I forgot how to post pictures from my phone. My wife bought “Meyer lemons” today. Coincidence? Not a fucking chance mother fuckers! BDE

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2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Hood ass night shift already staking claim for day shift work?  Not surprised.

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36 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Are we sure that fence is strong enough to hold back that bear?

34 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Who the hell will not develop our linemen if Hand leaves?

Also, wtf on our Oline coaches through the years.

Herb Hand - tons of praise coming in, fell flat on his face with recruiting

Derek Warehime - no comment

Matt Mattox - Currently the Oline coach of UTSA - who knows might turn out with Traylor

Joe Wickline - Another well thought of coach that mostly flamed out.

I thought Wickline was an ace hire, but many he was disgruntled.

6 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

The main question I have about this, sorry if it has been asked a bunch of times before, is why is the date blurred out in the toolbar?

Fraudulent. 

2 hours ago, TexasEx said:

Here it is again. Says the zoom is being recorded which supports the webinar theory. 

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Am I the only one curious about what all those identical trophies are for?

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Got off early from my shift at the lumber yard. 

Just cracked my first Rolling Rock and ready to put in a hell of a shift tonight. 

Clocking in. Get the fuck out, day shift. 

 

2 minutes ago, Hurtlocker said:

Am I the only one curious about what all those identical trophies are for?

The monster on the left center looks like the trophy my beer-league hockey team won.

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has surly sent out the invitation to hartzell so that he can join the conversation? he might have a few connections with decent info.

8 minutes ago, Hurtlocker said:

Am I the only one curious about what all those identical trophies are for?

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I like the fight club plaque top left

5 minutes ago, PDX_Horn said:

Got off early from my shift at the lumber yard. 

Just cracked my first Rolling Rock and ready to put in a hell of a shift tonight. 

Us day crew folks have put in a lot of work these last few pages.  Please don't get drunk and wreck shit.

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Us day crew folks have put in a lot of work these last few pages.  Please don't get drunk and wreck shit.

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4 minutes ago, Hurtlocker said:

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This is from the day shifts supply closet.  Please return when finished.   Undamaged please

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37 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

I didn't think Wickline did too bad especially for what he had to work with but him on the trail was a bad thing.. came off as an asshole and that attitude lost a few leans in recruiting.  Hand seems like a fun guy but his work here has been shit

Does anyone have that hilarious Wickline fan fiction about his recruiting? Don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder at a post

3 minutes ago, Hurtlocker said:

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I went down a rabbit hole to find this

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NIGHT SQUAAAAAAAD...MOUNT UP!

1 minute ago, MoJames said:

I went down a rabbit hole to find this

Like a fucking pro.

9 minutes ago, pops said:

Clocking in. Get the fuck out, day shift. 

 

Great song! 

6 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Us day crew folks have put in a lot of work these last few pages.  Please don't get drunk and wreck shit.

 

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5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Does anyone have that hilarious Wickline fan fiction about his recruiting? Don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder at a post

Found it, absolutely hilarious. This was a poster on that Star Crunch cooter Ketch’s site

 

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5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Please don't get drunk and wreck shit.

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The main question I have about this, sorry if it has been asked a bunch of times before, is why is the date blurred out in the toolbar?
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