Urban Meyer or bust

[Gene Parmesan 3970]

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

All he has to do is match Tomothy in recruiting and he will be a massive success. Tom has been ok at recruiting, had the great new coach bump year and then been pretty shit since. If Campbell makes the right hires and wins, then recruiting takes care of itself. 

It's good to know that if Campbell wins first that he'll be able to recruit well.  I was worried that he might need to recruit well in order to win. 

[Bevo14 8226]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Rewatching The Last Jedi currently...god damn what a fucking cluster with so much potential. Rose is worse than Jar Jar and no one can convince me otherwise. Just need to retcon the whole trilogy IMO

It had 0 potential and was a completely nonsensical piece of shit. Way worse than the prequels. They could've handed it off to anybody who wrote any of the EU stories and they would've been way better off.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

You cannot talk to an Aggie about anything related to UT unless you're looking for comic relief. I would never trust any Aggie anywhere at anytime to give me truthful, helpful guidance on what's best for the University of Texas. The motherfuckers have their own version of taqiya.

Furthermore, Del Conte and the grown ups holding his tether like Mike Meyers' Simon on SNL...

...should be familiar enough with what Rick Perry and his sycophant(s) on the Board of Regents already tried to do to the school less than a decade ago. 

[RGBIII 22764]

2 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

It's good to know that if Campbell wins first that he'll be able to recruit well.  I was worried that he might need to recruit well in order to win. 

Chicken and egg right?

[DFW Horn 6087]

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

It had 0 potential and was a completely nonsensical piece of shit. Way worse than the prequels. They could've handed it off to anybody who wrote any of the EU stories and they would've been way better off.

I was impressed by how quickly Rey gained her Jedi superpowers when compared to Luke and others. Her midichlorian count must've been off the fucking charts.

[RGBIII 22764]

2 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

It had 0 potential and was a completely nonsensical piece of shit. Way worse than the prequels. They could've handed it off to anybody who wrote any of the EU stories and they would've been way better off.

The opening with the bombing squad was pretty cool, throne room shit was bad ass, Luke had potential but they fucked it up terribly. Just awful. At this point they need to just let Favreau and Filoni double team the entire franchise and be done with it

[BachelorTrek 2920]

17 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

The Mandalorian almost makes up for its shortcomings. Almost

Spoiler

 

I never thought I'd see the day where Din Djarin would be part of a "merry band" of bounty hunters on...... the Slave 1 ship of all things, along with Boba Fett!

 

 

[ztejas 43190]

2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

because they haven't gotten better coaching.... I'm saying Texas would get better coaching....

We get it, you don't like the idea of Campbell. 

I'm not talking about Campbell anymore. Fuck off with that shit to another thread.

I'm making the point that Texas recruits itself until it doesn't. You can't assume that we will continue to land top 10 or even top 20 classes regardless of who's coaching. You say "as long as it's a guy better than Herman" yet recruiting was not Tom's issue. There are plenty of guys that are probably better coaches than Herman that aren't necessarily better recruiters. Clay Helton might be one of them. Though I kind of doubt it. 

Urban would not only be a massive coaching upgrade - he would kill it in the portal and on the recruiting trail. That's why this thread has over 700 pages. We need a guy that's going to be better both on gameday and in staff meetings talking about who they want and how they're going to develop them. 

[jinx 2635]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

My in-laws live there.  It sucks giant donkey balls.  The number of shootings are surprisingly high too

Jacksonville comes right after Tallahassee as the shittiest city in Florida in my humble opinion.  Daytona and Orlando are honorable mentions.

[BachelorTrek 2920]

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

FUCKING SPOILERS ASSHOLE

Nope, this is weeks ago. Keep up or get left behind, asshole!

[Bevo14 8226]

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

The opening with the bombing squad was pretty cool, throne room shit was bad ass, Luke had potential but they fucked it up terribly. Just awful. At this point they need to just let Favreau and Filoni double team the entire franchise and be done with it

Yeah the visuals were nice but that should be expected. 

[DFW Horn 6087]

1 minute ago, jinx said:

Jacksonville comes right after Tallahassee as the shittiest city in Florida in my humble opinion.  Daytona and Orlando are honorable mentions.

I like Tampa/St. Pete and surrounding areas best. Too many damn Yankees in Miami.

That's the funny thing about FL. It's more "southern" the farther north you go.

[closetohumping 17354]

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

Nope, this is weeks ago. Keep up or get left behind, asshole!

No he’s right.   Spoilers as this isn’t the damn Star Wars thread 

[UncleBuck 6444]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I'm not talking about Campbell anymore. Fuck off with that shit to another thread.

 

Then uhm, maybe try not replying to my post where I'm clearly referencing Campbell? Not sure what exactly you were expecting, but rage on, bud. 

 

[RGBIII 22764]

Just now, Bevo14 said:

Yeah the visuals were nice but that should be expected. 

yup but I will never forgive Rian Johnson for taking my childhood hero, Luke Skywalker, and taking a massive shit all over him and everything that he had ever done in the OT and then killing him....FUCK HIM

[UncleBuck 6444]

Urban Meyer or bust, though. 

[DFW Horn 6087]

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

No he’s right.   Spoilers as this isn’t the damn Star Wars thread 

This is the thread about nothing until UM is hired after tOSU's predicted loss to Clemson.

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

1 hour ago, Texas Wahoo said:

We should definitely hurry up and fire Herman so this can be us.

 

Napier turned down USCjr and Auburn opened up. Now that he turned down Auburn will an even bigger SEC job open up? 

[Thiefery 4941]

1 minute ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Napier turned down USCjr and Auburn opened up. Now that he turned down Auburn will an even bigger SEC job open up? 

Auburn wanted him to keep Steele

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

@BachelorTrek if you want to get in a neg bomb war, I'll win.  I can crowd source you myself.  Wrap your shit in a spoilers tag, and when someone calls you out on it, don't be a little bitch about it

[DFW Horn 6087]

10 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Nope, this is weeks ago. Keep up or get left behind, asshole!

Shhh....nobody tell @JesusSweatDuck baby yoda's real name.

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Shhh....nobody tell @JesusSweatDuck baby yoda's real name.

I called him out and he started negging my posts.  

[Red Five 40574]

IT is running cover. I don't buy that update at all. 

 

[BachelorTrek 2920]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I called him out and he started negging my posts.  

And he negged my posts first, but he paid and I didn't, so that makes him right. lol

[DFW Horn 6087]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I called him out and he started negging my posts.  

For what? The Mandalorian spoilers? I thought you were joking. You boys play nice, @BachelorTrek

 

[utee94 15733]

Complaining about neg talk not going away.

Seriously, nobody wants to hear it.

But yeah, this isn't the Star Wars thread so unless it came out 40 years ago, put it in spoilers.

Thank You For Your Support

 

[DFW Horn 6087]

Okay, what's the next topic besides shitty options compared to UM?

Maybe, "Why the hell couldn't Strong or Herman learn the Urban Meyer System better in their time as assistants?" That oughtta get us through the next two weeks. I mean, fuckface is supposed to be Mensa and all. Charlie, not so much. /noracist

Feliz Navidad

[Michael Knight 12852]

[BachelorTrek 2920]

Spoiler

 

[RGBIII 22764]

This is completely correct and we look all the better for actually doing this....as long as they still do change

[jinx 2635]

So is it Star Wars and shittiest Florida town day in here?  I know that talk about Campbell and Kelly definitely doesn't go here, not sure how that was unclear.

And for real, spoiler your mandolorian stuff @BachelorTrek.  I'm 2 weeks behind.

Mandolorian is the best Star Wars since the originals, especially the 2nd season to this point. 

Tampa / St Pete area is probably the best place to live for normal folks.  For us Surly 1%ers that are all powerful lawyers or have other high paying day jobs that allow us to be on a Longhorn website all day while our supermodel wife sits at the house, West Palm is probably the place to be.

[Beef 128]

Napier turned down USCjr and Auburn opened up. Now that he turned down Auburn will an even bigger SEC job open up? 

I bet he didn’t turn Auburn down. He got word they are hiring Bill Clark from UAB so he “pulled his name out of the running.”

[Nicole44 22016]

26 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

yup but I will never forgive Rian Johnson for taking my childhood hero, Luke Skywalker, and taking a massive shit all over him and everything that he had ever done in the OT and then killing him....FUCK HIM

Yes. Fuck Rian. It is the way. I have been disappointed with pretty much everything since RoTJ. That includes all the Phantom shit except the one part-Duel of the Fates. With the exception of Rogue One (which is flawed but I do enjoy it) and Robot Chicken, everything else has pretty much sucked for me. 
 

Urban or Bust! Urban is the way! 

[TotallyLegit 3050]

13 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Complaining about neg talk not going away.

Seriously, nobody wants to hear it.

But yeah, this isn't the Star Wars thread so unless it came out 40 years ago, put it in spoilers.

Thank You For Your Support

 

Spoiler

 

[BachelorTrek 2920]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Yes. Fuck Rian. It is the way. I have been disappointed with pretty much everything since RoTJ. That includes all the Phantom shit except the one part-Duel of the Fates. With the exception of Rogue One (which is flawed but I do enjoy it) and Robot Chicken, everything else has pretty much sucked for me. 
 

Urban or Bust! Urban is the way! 

Spoiler

 

[senorfussybutt 32]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Yes. Fuck Rian. It is the way. I have been disappointed with pretty much everything since RoTJ. That includes all the Phantom shit except the one part-Duel of the Fates. With the exception of Rogue One (which is flawed but I do enjoy it) and Robot Chicken, everything else has pretty much sucked for me. 
 

Urban or Bust! Urban is the way! 

Rogue One is great. Mandalorian is great. Solo was like, ehhh... B B+? The sequel trilogy gets a B- F C? The Last Jedi was such a god awful movie by people who don't understand Star Wars.

[TexArcher 37414]

Facts:

The Empire Strikes Back is the best Star Wars movie.

Urban Meyer will be the next head coach of the Texas Longhorns probably.

[WBT 20376]

1 minute ago, senorfussybutt said:

The sequel trilogy gets a B- F C?

D- F- F

[Nowhichski 32]

14 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Okay, what's the next topic besides shitty options compared to UM?

Maybe, "Why the hell couldn't Strong or Herman learn the Urban Meyer System better in their time as assistants?" That oughtta get us through the next two weeks. I mean, fuckface is supposed to be Mensa and all. Charlie, not so much. /noracist

Feliz Navidad

He is clearly not Mensa whatsoever. In fact, he seems to be Densa. The association of IQ and Turtle Tom is one of the greatest lies ever perpetrated on a fanbase. Someone truly intelligent would have figured this shit out. 

[Bevo14 8226]

8 minutes ago, Beef said:

I bet he didn’t turn Auburn down. He got word they are hiring Bill Clark from UAB so he “pulled his name out of the running.”

This. Don't know if they're hiring the UAB guy but it's likely they're hiring someone else.

 

3 minutes ago, senorfussybutt said:

Rogue One is good. Mandalorian is great. Solo was like, ehhh... B B+? The sequel trilogy gets a C- F F-? The Last Jedi was such a god awful movie by people who don't understand Star Wars.

fify

Edited December 21, 2020 by Bevo14

[Hmmm 155]

28 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Shhh....nobody tell @JesusSweatDuck baby yoda's real name.

WTF THAT'S BABY YODA!?!? 

Now I really hope he doesn't die.

[jinx 2635]

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Facts:

The Empire Strikes Back is the best Star Wars movie.

Urban Meyer will be the next head coach of the Texas Longhorns probably.

You left out discussion of Florida cities

[TexArcher 37414]

1 minute ago, jinx said:

You left out discussion of Florida cities

Meh, they'll all be underwater in 20 years and they won't be missed.

[orangecat92 306]

So, the Ohio st game ends early morning of Jan. 2, so we have about 12 days until the special speculation begins.  Does MOV move the needle at all for the son-in-law?  Or any other asst. coach?  I am predicting a rather dull sugar bowl win for Clemson, about a 17 point win for the tigers.  

 

[BabaYaga 15190]

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

D- F- F

[BachelorTrek 2920]

3 minutes ago, jinx said:

You left out discussion of Florida cities

Just start at the beginning.
 

Spoiler

 

[utee94 15733]

I haven't spent much time in Florida cities.  My sister lived in Pensacola and I liked the beaches.  Then she moved to Cocoa Beach and I liked the water and the vibe.  Visited some friends in St. Pete and it was pretty nice.  And I liked Miami when I visited once upon a time and stayed in some art deco hotel down along the beach.

[David Dennison 18487]

Brian Kelly would be a huge let down.

[Jack Wilson 313]

2 minutes ago, utee94 said:

I haven't spent much time in Florida cities.  My sister lived in Pensacola and I liked the beaches.  Then she moved to Cocoa Beach and I liked the water and the vibe.  Visited some friends in St. Pete and it was pretty nice.  And I liked Miami when I visited once upon a time and stayed in some art deco hotel down along the beach.

Fuckabuncha this Florida bullshit. Any Florida town you get laid in is a good town. No trim=no good. This ain't rocket surgery, guys. 

[UncleBuck 6444]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Brian Kelly would be a huge let down.

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