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4 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Even calling him a publisher of yellow journalism would be giving him too much credit.

He is a publisher of yellow stained jock homerism. There is nothing journalistic about what he does.

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15 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:


WTF does that hash tag mean? Oh, and I hope Dabo doesn’t hold back and they go in deep and dry on those fucking weirdos.


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If I'm reading it correctly Hamm is working up some kind of "sex act with toe mags". Very strange, but not surprising.

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3 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

If I'm reading it correctly Hamm is working up some kind of "sex act with toe mags". Very strange, but not surprising.

I believe there was a typo and he meant "toe tags" as in sex with a cadaver. Apparently that's what gets taylor hamm off.

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On 9/7/2018 at 4:31 PM, C-Man said:

Has Hamm started pounding Michelob Ultras at Northgate yet?

the lightweight of our group was dubbed "Two-beer Charlie" by one of the guys' dad who spotted him passed out in the bushes in high school. There's no way in hell Hammster can handle more than 3 beers, even Ultras   

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2 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

No way he gets hired on at The Athletic. I will say he does have a cult of Aggy followers and they could see that as guaranteed revenue. 

Yeah, there's no way that's happening.  He's too big of a homer to be objective enough to write for the athletic.  He'd only fuck up their brand.

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Hamm provided a recruit with impermissible benefits, so the O98 cut him loose because they want to make sure they can have press access/etc. to the program?

I mean... this is obviously what happened, right?  Didn't someone say that Hamm interviewed the Footwork King just last week?

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