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4 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Someone in the texag thread going on how Biden is not the president because he was sworn in before noon and we can have two simultaneous presidents at once.  I’m sure that guy's wife cat will love hearing that theory every night for the next 4 years.

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Oh,. I've seen several people pop up in various places with the "wait till March 4th, the military is in charge, and is going to arrest Biden for being part of an illegal government in league with foreign countries blah blah blah."

That date will pass....and they will cook up something else.  They will be awaiting Trump's Christ-like return 10 years from now, based on the 459th iteration of their "but wait, this is the REAL STORM....next week!" nonsense.

These people are either morons of the highest order, mentally ill, or both.  And they control the dialogue and direction of one of our two political parties.

Dumbest.  Fucking.  Timeline.

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8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh,. I've seen several people pop up in various places with the "wait till March 4th, the military is in charge, and is going to arrest Biden for being part of an illegal government in league with foreign countries blah blah blah."

That date will pass....and they will cook up something else.  They will be awaiting Trump's Christ-like return 10 years from now, based on the 459th iteration of their "but wait, this is the REAL STORM....next week!" nonsense.

These people are either morons of the highest order, mentally ill, or both.  And they control the dialogue and direction of one of our two political parties.

Dumbest.  Fucking.  Timeline.

The Christ-like note is actually too on the nose. The overlap of Q and southern evangelicals is apparent and they now have been waiting, and always change, their timeline for the return of Jesus since 34 AD. So they have the ability to keep this going for a while. Honestly, I think a lot of them are in the process of converting from Christianity to QAnon. That will be the story in 10 years.

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2 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

The Christ-like note is actually too on the nose. The overlap of Q and southern evangelicals is apparent and they now have been waiting, and always change, their timeline for the return of Jesus since 34 AD. So they have the ability to keep this going for a while. Honestly, I think a lot of them are in the process of converting from Christianity to QAnon. That will be the story in 10 years.

Going along with your thought process, I would argue that the evangelicals are more accepting of a schism than other groups. They don't like a particular preacher; leave and start anew with another group. So cleaving doesn't seem as foreign or antithetical in their world.

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21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh,. I've seen several people pop up in various places with the "wait till March 4th, the military is in charge, and is going to arrest Biden for being part of an illegal government in league with foreign countries blah blah blah."

That date will pass....and they will cook up something else.  They will be awaiting Trump's Christ-like return 10 years from now, based on the 459th iteration of their "but wait, this is the REAL STORM....next week!" nonsense.

These people are either morons of the highest order, mentally ill, or both.  And they control the dialogue and direction of one of our two political parties.

Dumbest.  Fucking.  Timeline.

Smart. They're finally learning to move the next big day to a month or more away. Gives them more time to plan the next big day. Probably a necessity since they're losing a few key storytellers.

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The eschatological parallels between Qanon and Christianity are abundant.

Trump - the messiah / second coming

Q - the prophet / John the Revelator

The "Storm" - The tribulation, Judgment Day

"Q Drops" - the unveiling of secrets, the seven seals

Numerology (Q = 17; hidden meanings) - the seven seals, trumpets, angels; Number of the Beast

The Great Awakening - God's Kingdom comes to Earth / world to come

The "beast," false prophets - Deep State / Literal Satanic pedophiles

Whore of Babylon - Hillary, duh

 

I can probably come up with more, but Q borrows a bunch of shit from Revelation and Biblical prophesy. It is a quasi-Christian doomsday cult. 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Grandioso said:

The eschatological parallels between Qanon and Christianity are abundant.

Trump - the messiah / second coming

Q - the prophet / John the Revelator

The "Storm" - The tribulation, Judgment Day

"Q Drops" - the unveiling of secrets, the seven seals

Numerology (Q = 17; hidden meanings) - the seven seals, trumpets, angels; Number of the Beast

The Great Awakening - God's Kingdom comes to Earth / world to come

The "beast," false prophets - Deep State / Literal Satanic pedophiles

Whore of Babylon - Hillary, duh

 

I can probably come up with more, but Q borrows a bunch of shit from Revelation and Biblical prophesy. It is a quasi-Christian doomsday cult. 

 

 

That's really all it is -- it's just a doomsday cult, and the overlap with Christianity (and Christians -- did you see how often they were invoking Christ's name as they actively attacked the Capitol?) is heavy.

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12 hours ago, Grandioso said:

Texags still has true believers just stream of consciousness speculating. 

7+ Million views

47k posts

1,362 pages 

of total bullshit and countless hours of wasted brain activity.

Now, granted these are all aggies, so the squandered brainpower resources are a nominal loss. These folks weren't putting off their quantum physics theorizing or Pulitzer Prize winning novels while they spent 8 hours a day "researching" QAnon. But I'm sure a ton of meat went unjudged and farm animals failed to be timely artificially inseminated as a result of that fucking fool's errand. 

Every time I start laughing about this I remember that there was a fair bit of that happening on the football board when we were running the world via conference realignment and I get sad that we had a bunch of idiots buying a bunch of bullshit as well.  Then I remember that that was a diversion and in the grand scheme of things doesn't affect our lives, and this one ruins families and lifetime friendships and then I start laughing again at these morons.

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42 minutes ago, Grandioso said:

The eschatological parallels between Qanon and Christianity are abundant.

Trump - the messiah / second coming

Q - the prophet / John the Revelator

The "Storm" - The tribulation, Judgment Day

"Q Drops" - the unveiling of secrets, the seven seals

Numerology (Q = 17; hidden meanings) - the seven seals, trumpets, angels; Number of the Beast

The Great Awakening - God's Kingdom comes to Earth / world to come

The "beast," false prophets - Deep State / Literal Satanic pedophiles

Whore of Babylon - Hillary, duh

 

I can probably come up with more, but Q borrows a bunch of shit from Revelation and Biblical prophesy. It is a quasi-Christian doomsday cult. 

 

 

Quoted and repped for truth.  If you're like me and grew up Southern Baptist and left for something more normal, you see the parallels and they're obvious.  Evangelicals have always had an end times/Revelation fetish and the whole Q thing is a perfect overlap.  The only difference is Q gives specific predictions and hard dates.  While the anti christ is coming "someday," the Q types will tell you people are going to be arrest for specific crimes on a date.  Said date comes and goes and they just move the goalposts.  However, there are some religions who have predicted the return of Christ on specific dates.  (Seventh Day Adventist?)  They would just move the goalposts, too.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh,. I've seen several people pop up in various places with the "wait till March 4th, the military is in charge, and is going to arrest Biden for being part of an illegal government in league with foreign countries blah blah blah."

That date will pass....and they will cook up something else.  They will be awaiting Trump's Christ-like return 10 years from now, based on the 459th iteration of their "but wait, this is the REAL STORM....next week!" nonsense.

These people are either morons of the highest order, mentally ill, or both.  And they control the dialogue and direction of one of our two political parties.

Dumbest.  Fucking.  Timeline.

Someone tried to tell me the other day that March 4th is the actual inauguration day in the constitution.  HMMMM...have you read the 20th amendment dumbass?

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49 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

That's really all it is -- it's just a doomsday cult, and the overlap with Christianity (and Christians -- did you see how often they were invoking Christ's name as they actively attacked the Capitol?) is heavy.

When you meet a Q-nut ask them if they missed the comet.  They must have been rejected and missed out on the storm.

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1 hour ago, Grandioso said:

The eschatological parallels between Qanon and Christianity are abundant.

Trump - the messiah / second coming

Q - the prophet / John the Revelator

The "Storm" - The tribulation, Judgment Day

"Q Drops" - the unveiling of secrets, the seven seals

Numerology (Q = 17; hidden meanings) - the seven seals, trumpets, angels; Number of the Beast

The Great Awakening - God's Kingdom comes to Earth / world to come

The "beast," false prophets - Deep State / Literal Satanic pedophiles

Whore of Babylon - Hillary, duh

 

I can probably come up with more, but Q borrows a bunch of shit from Revelation and Biblical prophesy. It is a quasi-Christian doomsday cult. 

 

 

You ever get the feeling that Judaism, Christianity, Islam, etc were just the Q of their day?

Can you imagine if in the year 3010 the prevailing religions are Scientology and Q?

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1 minute ago, Wanker Bob said:

You ever get the feeling that Judaism, Christianity, Islam, etc were just the Q of their day?

Can you imagine if in the year 3010 the prevailing religions are Scientology and Q?

The odds of there eventually being a cult with giant statues (gold, of course) of God on Earth Donald J. Trump are actually reasonably high.

God, we are such a stupid species.

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5 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

You ever get the feeling that Judaism, Christianity, Islam, etc were just the Q of their day?

Can you imagine if in the year 3010 the prevailing religions are Scientology and Q?

There are already a lot of parallels - and Scientologists who full-on ran with Q.

https://arcdigital.media/qanon-trumped-up-scientology-c1bd72429cd6

https://medium.com/@robertbusch_89589/qanon-is-scientology-for-uneducated-people-59e6b770ccb5

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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The odds of there eventually being a cult with giant statues (gold, of course) of God on Earth Donald J. Trump are actually reasonably high.

God, we are such a stupid species.

But in the stories they tell over the centuries Trump gets more and more altruistic and wise until he's basically painted as the savior of mankind who did no wrong and performed miracles by delivering humans from the clutches of the Hillary. A succubus so powerful only God himself could defeat her. 

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Just now, Wanker Bob said:

But in the stories they tell over the centuries Trump gets more and more altruistic and wise until he's basically painted as the savior of mankind who did no wrong and performed miracles by delivering humans from the clutches of the Hillary. A succubus so powerful only God himself could defeat her. 

the key is, it won't be written for another century or two based on oral tradition passed down by his supporters...and then, a council of decision makers will get together a hundred years after that and make a bunch of decisions about which stories get to go in and which ones don't...and then say yep, he's definitely a deity.

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1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

I almost died from laughing at these Qdorks yesterday.   

This has been one of the great trolls of all-time.  What a laughing stock the GOP base is.

My only regret from yesterday is that I couldn't find a bar that was hosting a QAnon Inauguration Watch Party.

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6 minutes ago, sidis said:

the key is, it won't be written for another century or two based on oral tradition passed down by his supporters...and then, a council of decision makers will get together a hundred years after that and make a bunch of decisions about which stories get to go in and which ones don't...and then say yep, he's definitely a deity.

Why did you skip the part about feeding the followers to lions and stuff?  

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Watch the video of the guy in a cowboy hat at the link.  He is in DC to witness the arrest of Biden and he now has to reevaluate his life because his expectations were not met. Denies being in Q but believes all the Q shit.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/20/tech/qanon-believers-inauguration-reaction/index.html

 

Says his vote didn't count because he can't comprehend that it did count but the other side got more votes.  Follows that up with the election ewas still stolen as the last message.

These are people without critical thinking skills.

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

A lot of these people just need something better to do with their lives.  Get off the internet.  Go for a hike.  There's a whole world out there.

 

Yes, I have a lot of posts on this site, fuck off.

THEY need to stop posting, we don't.

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47 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

You ever get the feeling that Judaism, Christianity, Islam, etc were just the Q of their day?

Can you imagine if in the year 3010 the prevailing religions are Scientology and Q?

I have been irritated by the appropriation of the term "Q" because until about five years ago it was strictly the provenance of extremely dry conversations in theological research circles doing legitimate forensic literary analysis. It's the difference between a dissertation on how the various sources of Buddhist sutras might have been influenced by geopolitical change in the Indian subcontinent over the last three millennia vs. dropping acid and listening to "The Wall" at full blast during the new moon.

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48 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

I just cracked myself up thinking about what if Jesus was crucified because he ran around calling everybody fake news and trying to overthrow the government and the disciples were just his version of these Qtards

To really parallel Christianity, Trump is Paul and the Jesus equivalent is that made-up burly guy that kept coming up to him with tears in his eyes calling him “sir.”

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https://themarshallreport.wordpress.com/2021/01/20/trump-ode-to-the-corporation/

 

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D.C. is fenced off and  the President is never going back to the White House. But not for reasons you may be thinking.

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Fear not, there will be a new capitol built and an end to income taxes paid to the tax collectors of the Corporation that is now in the hands of a new administration. They went to all the trouble to steal a corporation whose assetts are in the process of being seized.  Most did not see this coming for they did not even know their nation was a Corporation. But, it is indeed but now, no more are the states subject to it. Please read on to understand  the nature of the battle we are in.

image-74.png?w=624 Meet the thieves in the light of day. So proudly they claim what is not theirs to take…or is it?

In 1871 a sedious act was performed by the Government.  A coup was made to rewrite the constitution and put WE THE PEOPLE in all capitals, under a new corporate contract transferring the United States of America into the new Corporation of the United States of America which transferred  the power of We The People and the constitution over to the new corporation. When they did that, it placed the citizens in the United States as property of the Corporation which was centered in Washington D.C..  This action made Washington D.C.  a FOREIGN ENTITY on American soil of sovereign states. It was established through a loan from the Vatican when D.C. was transferred into a city-state, and this corporate entity then ruled over the people. Citizens rights were taken from them in this process. No one realized this.

When they did the broker deal to get the loan from the Vatican, they did so via the Bank of London. At that time, they transferred all the property in D.C. Columbia over to the Corporate entity of D.C. a foreign corporation. (See BACK STORY below in this article).

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The forming of this corporation in D.C.  is of major importance to understand, for when President Trump signed an executive order in 2018 on Election Interference/Fraud for entities both foreign and domestic, it outlined how assetts would be seized.  The President and the people knew and had the proof that a coup transpired out of the Corporation of the United States of America along with other foreign nations and was ignored by the Corporation in D.C.. They continued with their illegal steal, and the military is now in the process of seizing the assets of this foreign  country  known as THE CORPORATION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.   It appears that President Trump’s executive order was actually directed at the Washington D.C. corporate swamp/cabal all along.  D.C. is now walled in and filled with military guard.

President Donald J. Trump has moved out permanently for he cannot be president over a Sovereign Nation in a Foreign land, which is what the White House and Capitol are.  President Trump was voted in by We The People. Not the Corporation.

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After  Donald J. Trump exits the White House, D.C. will be locked down because it will not be possible for a foreign ruler to rule over a sovereign country, therefore, the foreign ruler must be locked out. In this case, that would be this new  administration.

Amid personal turmoil, libel lawyer Lin Wood goes on the attack for Trump

Now you see what is meant by Lin Wood’s shouts that we are in the second revolution.

We are literally watching the reclaiming of the United States of America. What this means for We The People is many things. One of them is no more IRS. Watch and see how this plays out. It is a genius move.  God is in charge of this nation and is now leading his elect to restore this great nation called by his name.

BACK STORY:

The City of London (that is the square mile within Greater London) is not technically part of Greater London or England, just as Vatican City is not part of Rome or Italy. Likewise, Washington DC is not part of the United States that it controls. These three entities have one goal and that is to do away with the old world order of sovereign nations and usher in a new global world order under one government rule under the iron fist of the cabal.

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These sovereign, corporate entities have their own laws and their own identities.They also have their own flags. Seen below is the flag of Washington DC. Note the three stars, representing the trinity of these three city-states, also known as the Empire of the City. (There is also high esoteric significance to the number 3.)

The government of the United States, Canada and Britain are all subsidiaries of the crown, as is the Federal Reserve in the U.S.. The ruling Monarch in England is also subordinate to the Crown. The global financial and legal system is controlled from the City of London by the Crown.

The square mile making up the center of Greater London is the global seat of power, at least at the visible level.

Washington DC was established as a city-state in 1871 with the passage of the Act of 1871, which officially established the United States as a corporation under the rule of Washington, which itself is subservient to the City of London.

Corporations are run by presidents, which is why we call the person perceived to hold the highest seat of power in the land “the president.”

The fact is the president is nothing more than a figurehead for the central bankers and transnational corporations (both of which themselves are controlled by High Ecclesiastic Freemasonry) that really control this country and ultimately call the shots.

Washington DC operates under a system of Roman Law and outside of the limitations established by the U.S. Constitution.The Unholy Trinity of Globalist Control: The Vatican, The City of London & Washington D.C. – (awakeandaware.ca)

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Vatican Flag

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The Papal States are the territories on the East Coast of the former United States under the sovereign direct rule of the pope, from the fall of the United States around the turn of the twentieth century to the present. The Papal States are one of the regional powers of the Chesapeake Bay, controlling the city of Washington, as well as much of the surrounding area. Several towns, baronies, and other holdings outside Washington are also held by the pope, creating an intricate network of holdings which pay tribute directly to the pope.

The Papal States were born out of the former United States, viewed by the modern world as an ancient empire and continent spawning government. Following a violent coup in Washington, the Papal States were established by Chester Hale Fitzgerald, built on the beliefs of a new religion, which would later become Unionism. The Pope claims however that his power originates from the American Empire, which supposedly granted the first pope complete power over the empire via the Donation of Lincoln, a forged American imperial decree. The document has since been used in support of claims of political authority by the papacy.  Know your history…read more here: https://althistory.fandom.com/wiki/Papal_States_(Days_After_Chaos)

Flag of the City of London

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So how are these three cities ultimately connected? We must first go back to the Knights Templar and their initial 200-year reign of power. You see this in the flag of the City of London. Read about the flags of all Foreign entities here: https://awakeandaware.ca/the-unholy-trinity-of-globalist-control-the-vatican-the-city-of-london-washington-d-c/

In Conclusion: The Corporation called Washington D.C. is now a foreign entity on American soil of sovereign states. It was established through a loan from the Vatican when D.C. was transferred into a city state and this corporate entity.  It is now under seige for interferring with the elections of We The People of the United States along with the Vatican and the other foreign nations who interfered, such as Germany, Italy, China, et al.  They are now an enemy of the state and their assets shall be seized. Our miltary has already been taking down the giant as we have witnessed while all eyes were set on the voter fraud.

The word is in a shake down….

Italian Government has resigned: https://www.businesslive.co.za/bd/world/europe/2021-01-13-italys-government-in-crisis-after-matteo-renzis-party-quits/

Poland Government has resigned: https://www.dw.com/en/poland-jacek-czaputowicz-resignation/a-54633895

Russian Government resigned except Putin: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-51120166

300 Italian politicians and police charged along with Italian mafia:  https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/dec/19/italian-politicians-and-police-among-300-held-in-historic-mafia-bust

The entire Kuwait Government has resigned: https://news.yahoo.com/kuwaits-government-quits-deepening-political-161447092.html

Dutch government of the Netherlands resigns: https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/15/europe/netherlands-government-resigns-scandal-intl/index.html

German Chancellor Angela Merkel steps down: https://www.wionews.com/world/end-of-an-era-german-chancellor-angela-merkel-prepares-to-step-down-after-15-years-357816

Malaysian Government steps down: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-51716474

Baron Benjamin de Rothschild died at 57: https://heavy.com/news/baron-benjamin-de-rothschild-dead-billionaire-dies-suddenly-of-heart-attack/

Estonian Prime ministers fired: https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/nation-world/story/2021-01-13/estonias-pm-resigns-over-corruption-scandal-in-his-party

Obamagate documents  declassed – fully loaded with incriminating facts: https://www.publishedreporter.com/2021/01/14/solomon-president-has-delivered-in-a-big-way-with-declassification-major-obamagate-documents-may-be-released-as-early-as-friday/

25,000+ National Guard and Military in DC and 10 state capitols guarded and locked down: https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/inside-25000-national-guardsmen-arriving-washington-dc/story?id=75299202

Washington DC in lockdown and panic: https://www.cbsnews.com/live-updates/joe-biden-inauguration-washington-dc-lockdown/

image-85.png?w=624 Who is this attending the inauguration at the Corporation of the United States of No States?
image-87.png?w=624 And look at Gaga inside the Apotheosis (raising to the ranks of a God) Capitol Dome. Do you really believe the founding fathers would have authorized the Greek and Roman gods to be painted on the dome of the rotunda? Do you believe they would have Artemis’s goddess of freedom on its’ dome? Do you think George Washington would have wanted a statue of him posing as Baphomet in the capitol dome raising him to the ranks of a god? ALL ANSWERS ARE NO!

The entire corporate capitol grounds have been laid out by secret societies in the shape of a pentagram that honors the god they follow, that of Baal sacrifices of children. Sad, but so very true. All that is hidden shall be revealed.

THE DUTY TO SECURE AMERICA FIRST NEVER ENDS POMPEO

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So be patient and remember what Trump has said, THE BEST IS YET TO COME!

And for those who think this is a bunch of bull crap, to you I quote the famous line from the epic film, Gone With The Wind….. “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn!”

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Why don’t the naysayers google  antifa.com…..and see the corporations new website! It takes you to it.

May God speed be with each one of you as this storm blows through, and may each be kept safe in Father God’s mighty hands as he performs his work, a marvelous work!

Dianne Marshall

 

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