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3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Harry and Meghan respond “Liar liar pants on fire!”.

 

 


(Omid is a Royal Reporter but he is the reporter they use to get out their message. He’s the only one with a real line straight from their camp because he’s close friends with all of Meghan’s inner circle. Any time his reporting has a quote from “a source close to the couple” or “an anonymous insider from staff” that means “This statement is from Harry and Meghan directly”.)

 

Trump: Fake news! That's not what I said!

Reporter: I'm quoting you directly, Sir.

Trump: You used to work at another job once didn't you? That's why you're working at this job now.

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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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Gonna start the week making sure everyone knows how great he is. 

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Here's his outreach to the #MAGA faithful this morning that yeah, I had to sign this awful $2 trillion dollar bill, but come November, we can to fix all this:

 

 

5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Harry and Meghan respond “Liar liar pants on fire!”.

 

 


(Omid is a Royal Reporter but he is the reporter they use to get out their message. He’s the only one with a real line straight from their camp because he’s close friends with all of Meghan’s inner circle. Any time his reporting has a quote from “a source close to the couple” or “an anonymous insider from staff” that means “This statement is from Harry and Meghan directly”.)

 

Good thing he's not losing sight of the important things during this pandemic.

President Trump and the Governor of Florida may not be besties, but Governor DeSantis enjoys special privileges. Will Uhlfelder be successful? Will Trump call one of his DOJ capos to slap down this citizen who is pursuing this suit on behalf of the citizens of Florida? Funny, that's what the governor is supposed to be doing but it's all about the benjamins and the votes. Putting this in the Trump thread because if the story gains traction, I'm expecting a tweet.

 

Trump pondered whether or not medical gear in New York was going out the backdoor. 

I'm sure we'll hear more about Harry and Meghan, because it never gets dumb enough. 

18 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I could honestly give a fuck what Florida does.

The entire United States is Florida now.

17 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

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VOTERS AGE 65 & OVER ...

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6 hours ago, RPM said:

Trump: Fake news! That's not what I said!

Reporter: I'm quoting you directly, Sir.

Trump: You used to work at another job once didn't you? That's why you're working at this job now.

"haha, Trump totally owned that lib reporter"

-All Republicans

31 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

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Don getting smoked by suburban women and the olds - he will not win without them 

Last time Fox News put out a poll that bad for Donald, it sparked a quid pro quo from the orange man. 

31 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Last time Fox News put out a poll that bad for Donald, it sparked a quid pro quo from the orange man. 

He already tried this by over-allocating assistance dollars to FL

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I could honestly give a fuck what Florida does.

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I wouldn’t give them the time of day, except I’ve got neighbors who travel to the Florida coast for vacations instead of heading to south Texas. One family was just back from Miami (they are self isolating) but another family goes to some resort near Destin and they’ve been out and about after flying home about a week ago. So not closing the beaches/tourist spots in some areas makes for more individual spreaders in other places. 

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

He already tried this by over-allocating assistance dollars to FL

That's a blatant one for sure.  He's also trying to put the toothpaste back in the tube in Michigan after shitting all over their Gov.  If he had a prayer at swinging WA, he'd change his tune with WA Gov., but alas the assault continues. 

Trump is just an all around corrupt piece of shit who couldn't care less about saving lives if it doesn't boost his personal ambitions.

Murdoch is gonna have to meet with the judicial branch again to relearn that fair and balanced means protecting Fat Donny from information that will make him cranky. 

What were the numbers for demographics that favored Trump?

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

I fucking HATE how accurate this is.  Seriously.  He takes the worst attributes of each, magnifies them, and then bundles them together into a malignant orange tumor, spewing its metastasis in every direction.

22 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

What were the numbers for demographics that favored Trump?

He still leads handily with ignoramuses, racist pieces of shit, greedy fucks who will sacrifice your baby on an altar for an extra 1% tax cut, and foreign operatives who will outright manipulate electronic votes.

So, pretty much a lock for four more years.

2 hours ago, triplehorn said:

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jesus fuck those categories. that network needs to be nuked

4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Here's his outreach to the #MAGA faithful this morning that yeah, I had to sign this awful $2 trillion dollar bill, but come November, we can to fix all this:

 

 

a literal piece of shit is better than that animated clump of cancer cells

48 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I fucking HATE how accurate this is.  Seriously.  He takes the worst attributes of each, magnifies them, and then bundles them together into a malignant orange tumor, spewing its metastasis in every direction.

He still leads handily with ignoramuses, racist pieces of shit, greedy fucks who will sacrifice your baby on an altar for an extra 1% tax cut, and foreign operatives who will outright manipulate electronic votes.

So, pretty much a lock for four more years.

He is the "Ugly American" distilled down to 200 proof. 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

What were the numbers for demographics that favored Trump?

there was an internal poll from johnny sack's living room.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

ignoramuses, racist pieces of shit, greedy fucks who will sacrifice your baby on an altar for an extra 1% tax cut, and foreign operatives who will outright manipulate electronic votes.

 

these people are called "Republicans"

12 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

these people are called "Republicans"

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Cuomo just now: "I am not engaging the president in politics. My only goal is to engage the president in partnership. Lead by example. I am not going to get in a political dispute. I am not going to take the bait. I'm not running for president."

 

Florida is going to be the single largest death panel scenario our country has ever seen.  Not a fake "death panel' like the GOP used creating the tea party loons, but an actual situation where physicians choose who dies and who has a chance to live. In other words a death panel in each and every hospital in Florida.

When in Florida you have  more than 20% of the population (2nd most in US) of people over the age of 65, your potential death by coronavirus is statistically a lot higher.  So you don't do anything, you invite the spring breakers and literally dirty money, because just like President Trump preached. Go with the economy until the bodies start to pile up.  It's going to have proven to be a fatal error of enormous proportions, perhaps only eclipsed by Trump's gross incompetence.  Polls show Trump in a decent position now,. The death toll and the steepness of the curve headed towards Florida in the coronavirus death category, is gonna be nearly unbelievable.

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

What were the numbers for demographics that favored Trump?

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2016 Gary Johnson voters....  100%.... 0%

The entire United States is Florida now.

Listen, I’m as shocked as anyone that Governor MeeMaw has been ahead of the curve on a lot of things during this pandemic.

(I think it’s because she’s being advised by UAB and our Chief Medical Officer is top notch, Ivy League trained local boy and UAB and Dr. Harris don’t fuck around.)

BUT

We’re bordered by Moron Central in Florida and Governor Tate in Mississippi who pretends nothing is happening and Covid Gras Louisiana.

We need to build a fucking wall and make Florida, Mississippi, and Louisiana pay for it!!!
17 minutes ago, horn4life said:

Florida is going to be the single largest death panel scenario our country has ever seen.  Not a fake "death panel' like the GOP used creating the tea party loons, but an actual situation where physicians choose who dies and who has a chance to live. In other words a death panel in each and every hospital in Florida.

When in Florida you have  more than 20% of the population (2nd most in US) of people over the age of 65, your potential death by coronavirus is statistically a lot higher.  So you don't do anything, you invite the spring breakers and literally dirty money, because just like President Trump preached. Go with the economy until the bodies start to pile up.  It's going to have proven to be a fatal error of enormous proportions, perhaps only eclipsed by Trump's gross incompetence.  Polls show Trump in a decent position now,. The death toll and the steepness of the curve headed towards Florida in the coronavirus death category, is gonna be nearly unbelievable.

Bloomberg is going to be absolutely pounding Florida, Michigan and Pennsylvania with ads about Trump's and the R's handling of this fiasco in the fall, and it's going to leave a mark.  Each of those states is going to end up getting hit pretty hard, and between Trump constantly fucking with Whitmer and having DeSantis drive this thing into the ditch without even applying the brakes, the ads will damn near write themselves.

29 minutes ago, horn4life said:

Florida is going to be the single largest death panel scenario our country has ever seen.  Not a fake "death panel' like the GOP used creating the tea party loons, but an actual situation where physicians choose who dies and who has a chance to live. In other words a death panel in each and every hospital in Florida.

When in Florida you have  more than 20% of the population (2nd most in US) of people over the age of 65, your potential death by coronavirus is statistically a lot higher.  So you don't do anything, you invite the spring breakers and literally dirty money, because just like President Trump preached. Go with the economy until the bodies start to pile up.  It's going to have proven to be a fatal error of enormous proportions, perhaps only eclipsed by Trump's gross incompetence.  Polls show Trump in a decent position now,. The death toll and the steepness of the curve headed towards Florida in the coronavirus death category, is gonna be nearly unbelievable.

you can probably add Louisiana to that list too - namely NOLA

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11 hours ago, RPM said:

Trump: Fake news! That's not what I said!

Reporter: I'm quoting you directly, Sir.

Trump: You used to work at another job once didn't you? That's why you're working at this job now.


Trump should perhaps be forgiven for not understanding how jobs work in the real world, being that he's never had one.

29 minutes ago, horn4life said:

Florida is going to be the single largest death panel scenario our country has ever seen.  Not a fake "death panel' like the GOP used creating the tea party loons, but an actual situation where physicians choose who dies and who has a chance to live. In other words a death panel in each and every hospital in Florida.

When in Florida you have  more than 20% of the population (2nd most in US) of people over the age of 65, your potential death by coronavirus is statistically a lot higher.  So you don't do anything, you invite the spring breakers and literally dirty money, because just like President Trump preached. Go with the economy until the bodies start to pile up.  It's going to have proven to be a fatal error of enormous proportions, perhaps only eclipsed by Trump's gross incompetence.  Polls show Trump in a decent position now,. The death toll and the steepness of the curve headed towards Florida in the coronavirus death category, is gonna be nearly unbelievable.


Plus, a disproportionate part of the Florida economy is based on tourism, cruise ships etc...

Ain't nobody going to Disneyworld for awhile.

1 minute ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Trump should perhaps be forgiven for not understanding how jobs work in the real world, being that he's never had one.

The retort should have been "You declared bankruptcy 6 times. That's why you're failing now."

Somebody in the comments asked who this was.  facepalm.

My personal belief that Florida is going to be the worst as far as death percentage and it's not going to be even close.  Mainly because you had a Governor in DeSantis that basically decided to do a Spring Break experiment trading dollars from a hyper-exposure model for the nation's largest state population of old people. Right now Florida is "safe' using the GOP safe/ dangerous model.  Where if you have no fucking testing you pretend it's safe. 

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/nearly-5500-coronavirus-in-florida-half-in-miami-dade-and-broward/2212921/

https://www.prb.org/which-us-states-are-the-oldest/  Here is a 2018 breakdown of older populations for a comparison of raw numbers, New York has 3,214,000 people over the age of 65, Florida 4,358,000 or a 25% larger population of most vulnerable combined with the only State modeling it's stupidity in response after Donald Trumps... it's gonna be horrific.

Even worse Florida has enormous large groupings of older people living together.  So the lack of social distancing over the last few weeks means surely the virus has infiltrated these vulnerable communities.  Perhaps the strangest outcome of this whole deal will be the elimination of so many older voters.  Eliminate 100,000 -500,000 voters may very well mean that the demographic changes the GOP has been fighting so hard with voter suppression will be accelerated by their own parties incompetence. Unfortunately as has been the case our entire lifetimes, the Dems will clean up the mess while the Pubs while about the pace of fixing their mess.

 

Talking about how every American has to do their part. Fuck you asshole, you were shaking hands with people while I was keeping myself isolated.

Big gust of wind is tearing through this presser. Dotard Vein McNarcisist replies "and my hair's blowing around. And it's mine."

We're sending $100mm of... things. We're sending things to Italy.

CNN cutting away from the My Pillow infomercial.

I'm assuming that these people are all instructed to open with "Mr. President, thank you for your leadership". 

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I'm assuming that these people are all instructed to open with "Mr. President, thank you for your leadership". 

For sure. Whether explicitly or implicitly, it's obvious. 

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I'm assuming that these people are all instructed to open with "Mr. President, thank you for your leadership". 

They have absolutely been instructed and warned.

Fuck you and your fucking pillows.

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