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1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

I wonder why the US doesn't have a military base in Taiwan similar to Okinawa and the Philippines. I admit I need to do more research on the topic, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and blame Nixon for it. 

Because China would flip their wig.

We can barely talk to or about Taiwan without provoking a major diplomatic rift.  China considers Taiwan their sovereign territory.

Taiwan can't be a member of the UN or any other international organization or formally sign even the most innocuous treaty because China would shit itself.

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His brain is a pile of tapioca pudding. 

Fuck you, tapioca is delicious.
His brain is piss-flavored jello.
10 minutes ago, Pancho said:


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It's a good thing he was able to use his family money and connections to get into Wharton.  That education might have been wasted on somebody else.

Did one of his Wharton professors repeatedly tell friends and associates that Donald Trump “was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had”?

It’s rare for a professor to disparage the intelligence of a student, but according to attorney Frank DiPrima, who was close friends with professor William T. Kelley for 47 years, the prof made an exception for Donald Trump, at least in private. “He must have told me that 100 times over the course of 30 years,” says DiPrima, who has been practicing law since 1963 and has served as in-house counsel for entities including the Federal Trade Commission and Playboy Enterprises. “I remember the inflection of his voice when he said it: ‘Donald Trump was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had!’” He would say that [Trump] came to Wharton thinking he already knew everything, that he was arrogant and he wasn’t there to learn.” Kelley, who passed away in 2011 at age 94, taught marketing at Wharton for 31 years, retiring in 1982.

https://www.phillymag.com/news/2019/09/14/donald-trump-at-wharton-university-of-pennsylvania/

A professor of marketing, no less.  Not finance, not accounting, not economics.  Not to unduly disparage marketing, but you'd think if there was something Teh Donald might excel in, even if in an idiot savant kind of way, it would be marketing.

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28 minutes ago, Pancho said:


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He’s right. There’s a new one every day because the denominator drops by about 2,000.  

41 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Fuck you, tapioca is delicious.
His brain is piss-flavored jello.

That is offensive to piss-flavored jello.

Melting down every day and flinging shit at random seems to have less appeal than Team Trump seems to believe.

Since the beginning of May, his approval number has stayed stuck in neutral, while disapproval has increased by 3 points. The gap between the two is now at a 2-month high regardless of which polling aggregator you use.

RCP: 44.9/52.8 (7.9 disapprove).

538: 43.2/52.9 (9.7 disapprove)

 

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Did one of his Wharton professors repeatedly tell friends and associates that Donald Trump “was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had”?

It’s rare for a professor to disparage the intelligence of a student, but according to attorney Frank DiPrima, who was close friends with professor William T. Kelley for 47 years, the prof made an exception for Donald Trump, at least in private. “He must have told me that 100 times over the course of 30 years,” says DiPrima, who has been practicing law since 1963 and has served as in-house counsel for entities including the Federal Trade Commission and Playboy Enterprises. “I remember the inflection of his voice when he said it: ‘Donald Trump was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had!’” He would say that [Trump] came to Wharton thinking he already knew everything, that he was arrogant and he wasn’t there to learn.” Kelley, who passed away in 2011 at age 94, taught marketing at Wharton for 31 years, retiring in 1982.

https://www.phillymag.com/news/2019/09/14/donald-trump-at-wharton-university-of-pennsylvania/

A professor of marketing, no less.  Not finance, not accounting, not economics.  Not to unduly disparage marketing, but you'd think if there was something Teh Donald might excel in, even if in an idiot savant kind of way, it would be marketing.

Holy crap. TIL this happened:

 

2 hours ago, Pancho said:


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I assume they are still using the test that lies half the time?  Very apropos for this administration.  

31 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Holy crap. TIL this happened:

 

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2 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

That is offensive to piss-flavored jello.

Unless it is piss-flavored GREEN jello.  That stuff sucks.

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I have a feeling the conversation went like this: 

WH Docs: You have positive test results.

Trump: So I tested negative, that’s great, what a positive result!

WH Docs: Uh, yeah...

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What a douche. Hey snowflake, you’re not tough.  At all.  Unless he’s insulting Ford.  Could be.

 

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

What a douche. Hey snowflake, you’re not tough.  At all.  Unless he’s insulting Ford.  Could be.

 

god just stop stealing for a fucking minute.

4 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

 

I’ve been preparing for this since 1984. Saw ‘Red Dawn’ twice in the theatre !!!!

 

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5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

god just stop stealing for a fucking minute.

I worked at a place where every.single.corporate.branding.document was stolen.  It was either a stupid pun or just outright trademark theft.  That was our marketing department.  They all thought they were answering to Miles Gentell in "ThirtySomething".  It was absurd.

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

They're beyond dog whistles, dude.  They're pretty much to "come here boy, that's a good dog!"

Here comes Trump's riffing on the Protocols of the Elders of Zion and The International Jew. 

16 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Donald Trump first learned who Henry Ford was within the last week. 

24 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I worked at a place where every.single.corporate.branding.document was stolen.  It was either a stupid pun or just outright trademark theft.  That was our marketing department.  They all thought they were answering to Miles Gentell in "ThirtySomething".  It was absurd.

reminds me of a very early simpsons episode where lisa is concerned because homer is stealing cable (to watch a big fight i think).  and she goes to see rev lovejoy to talk it over.  and one of them brings up stealing bread to feed your starving family.  and he's like, "lisa, do you think your father is stealing bread?"  and she replies, "i don't know, he might be, i can't keep my eye on him every second."

36 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Donald Trump first learned who Henry Ford was within the last week. 

No doubt remarked how much he loved him in Star Wars and Raiders movies. 

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Holy crap. TIL this happened:

 

Ok so I figured I would click on this link for a laugh or two.

While I was waiting for the "music" to begin I thought to myself, damn they photoshopped the shit out of her picture here. 

Then the music starts and holy shit, they have autotuned her so much it doesn't sound like a human fucking voice.

The autotune is somehow more pronounced than the Photoshop. It's like they saw the spinal tap clip and said 11, hold my beer were taking it to 15.

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

No doubt remarked how much he loved him in Star Wars and Raiders movies. 

I hear he's an accomplished pilot. Most people don't know that. 

3 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Ok so I figured I would click on this link for a laugh or two.

While I was waiting for the "music" to begin I thought to myself, damn they photoshopped the shit out of her picture here. 

Then the music starts and holy shit, they have autotuned her so much it doesn't sound like a human fucking voice.

The autotune is somehow more pronounced than the Photoshop. It's like they saw the spinal tap clip and said 11, hold my beer were taking it to 15.

It's so perfectly Trumpian. 

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It's so perfectly Trumpian. 

Yep totally fake just like dotards tan and Ivanka's tits.

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15 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Ok so I figured I would click on this link for a laugh or two.

While I was waiting for the "music" to begin I thought to myself, damn they photoshopped the shit out of her picture here. 

Then the music starts and holy shit, they have autotuned her so much it doesn't sound like a human fucking voice.

The autotune is somehow more pronounced than the Photoshop. It's like they saw the spinal tap clip and said 11, hold my beer were taking it to 15.

On the bright side, things like this convince me that there is absolutely no way that potentially violent, destructive aliens are watching us.

Because if they were, our consistent shitshowedness, punctuated by glistening turds such as this, would have guaranteed our destruction -- the laser cannons would have already blown us to bits.

So, we've got that going for us.  Which is nice.

9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

On the bright side, things like this convince me that there is absolutely no way that potentially violent, destructive aliens are watching us.

Because if they were, our consistent shitshowedness, punctuated by glistening turds such as this, would have guaranteed our destruction -- the laser cannons would have already blown us to bits.

So, we've got that going for us.  Which is nice.

[Damnit. I shouldn't be allowed to post a quote with no reply.]

I'm hoping Operation Warp Speed will result in the Vulcans making first contact and saving us from ourselves with a good dose of logic. 

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39 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I hear he's an accomplished pilot. Most people don't know that. 

Yeah but his daughter is a nasty woman for what she did in Vietnam.

That “I tested very positively” may be his best sound bit ever. 

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Donald Trump first learned who Henry Ford was within the last week. 

From Stephen Miller. 

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

 

This is my favorite boner jam of 2011.

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I hear he's an accomplished pilot. Most people don't know that. 

Maybe we can get him to pilot AF1 again.  

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46 minutes ago, Helobious said:

That “I tested very positively” may be his best sound bit ever. 

 

She's funny but the bit is basically "Drunk History," which is a fucking awesome show. 

46 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

This may be the best of them all...for know.

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