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Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away

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  • Uncle Boobs
    Uncle Boobs

    Against my better judgment and several beers deep, I have taken you up on this, potentially ending my streak of totally worthless posts. I have done 3 and 7 day averages only on the Worldometer data. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    Daughter’s home. A little PTSD, we’re picking up Whataburger to help.

  • Coelenterate Fuccboi
    Coelenterate Fuccboi

    Just try and imagine GreenspointTexas being the person to intubate you as you fight for your life against COVID-19. You’re laying there gasping for air while he chastises you for all the things you li

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52 minutes ago, Loco said:

somebody is going to be cranky

 

It makes sense. Looks like EWTN is about to get a huge influx of viewers!

So, my company just announced extended sick days for anyone not able to work from home.

I, of course, work from home. And live 10 miles from the nearest town. And... all four members of the family have a persistent cough. Oh, well.

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4 minutes ago, Deej said:

Italian couple: "We should go to Walmart at 1:00 am to lessen the chance we infect anyone."

 

This is hilarious because it's probably true.

31 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

#humblebrag

Yep.  I married a girl who knows how to join a chatroom. 

We did business in China in 04-07.’ I’m getting WhatsApp messages from guys named Elvis in Shanghai asking me if we’re ok.

This really is getting sur fucking real.

58 minutes ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

What's with the vent/snorkel on the cooler? I feel like I missed out on some important engineering somewhere along the way. spacer.png


Pretty sure it an industrial humidifier

That’s funny. I’m teaching myself ti amo real quick just so I can do this at heb later tonight.

15 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I watched De Blasio's news conference earlier, and he was adamant about keeping NYC schools open.  They've got it far worse than Houston or Dallas.  I wonder what the reasoning is.

I know he stated on one of the shows earlier in the week that closing schools would mean massive amounts of kids wouldn't get food.  

Frisco and Mckinney just closed for next week as well.  I guess it's just a matter of time 'til I'm out - Garland.

Should I be happy that this means there’s a decent chance I’m that much closer to my parents inheritance if they get it?  Or pissed that the value of it dropped by 20%?

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

I know he stated on one of the shows earlier in the week that closing schools would mean massive amounts of kids wouldn't get food.  

That's a good point.  I hadn't thought of that.  

13 minutes ago, Pancho said:

this true?

 

Confirmed by Baylor 

6 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Looks like a used condom disposal unit. Have one in my living room also.

I mean id also dispense a lot of condoms on someone who looks like that.

29 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Yes I am! The beds are clean and I just go for the booz, the bikinis, the beach, and to fuck. The real giveaway I have a case of the poors is I fly southwest down there. I typically take 2 to 4 vacations a year and I definitely don't have an unlimited budget, so I go for quantity over quality. It's definitely hell being poor. Lol 

I had to go once for a friend's wedding. The buffet restaurants there were already a hotbed of nastiness. Add coronavirus to the mix. Wish you the best in the next life.

 

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2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Frisco and Mckinney just closed for next week as well.  I guess it's just a matter of time 'til I'm out - Garland.

Frisco staff still has to report

11 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

I was looking forward to working through my back stock of booze over the next month or so, and then a few wet blankets on this here website had to go and share their party-pooper knowledge that drinking dulls the immune system.  Riding out the plague sober is gonna suck.  

I figure if I stock up and never leave my house I can drink to my hearts content.

All Atlanta area schools closed indefinitely

2 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Frisco staff still has to report

Uh.  That would be a nightmare.  I'd rather teach than do some sort of inservice b.s.

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

@RayDog check in please

 

He is also ending travel of people from countries with community transmission,  which ends most foreign travel. So I am stuck here for the duration. My calculation is that there will be 10 million cases in metro Manila in 4 to 5 weeks with illnesses peaking there a couple weeks after. Angeles won't be far behind. I just got a DM from my most recent ex asking about treating a fever. I will tell her don't,  since that is how the body fights off a virus.

I have not gone out the past two nights but I am not changing my habits yet. I still go out to eat breakfast and dinner with my best friend  here. I am resigned to getting it and hope I survive.

9 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

That's a good point.  I hadn't thought of that.  

Not really a good point.  Some schools here are 5k kids, when you consider exponential growth factor of this virus that's a lot of people to put at risk for a meal program.  I'm not saying cut the kids off, but the kids have been identified, send them rations.  (also not perfect solution) but there is a lot less risk to the economy and lives.

 

I'm also salty because my kids school district (6th largest in the US) came out and said they will stay open as long as possible.  This was one of the excuses given, the other was child care.  Fucking child care

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I'd be curious to know how the traffic on this thread compares to past top threads?  Figurelli, Kevin Morgan, Paul Batrice....

1 minute ago, RollLeft said:

I'd be curious to know how the traffic on this thread compares to past top threads?  Figurelli, Kevin Morgan, Paul Batrice....

It's actually pretty crazy.  The thread is updating about every 10 seconds.  Makes me wonder how on earth the recruiting threads got into the high hundreds.  

10 minutes ago, Hmmm said:
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Negged for embedding an autoplay with sound. First rule of internet club..

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1 hour ago, Digdogger said:

I think your friend called me too.  I will try to upload, but its basically just a lot of heavy, breathy breathing and occasionally a few moans.

Sorry about that.  I thought I had dialed South Austin's mom's number.

5 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

It's actually pretty crazy.  The thread is updating about every 10 seconds.  Makes me wonder how on earth the recruiting threads got into the high hundreds.  

recruitniks are very passionate and territorial

7 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Negged for embedding an autoplay with sound. First rule of internet club..

what a fucking whore you are. everybody be sure to give Brad some pos rep so he can sleep well tonight.

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2 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

HISD closed until March 30 for now.

Hico being proactive

3 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Hico being proactive

Any word on the Koffee Kup?

Testing. Our inability to get this done is one of the biggest barrier to good public health decisions. Our country has seriously screwed this up.

Without appropriate testing, radical social distancing is about the only way to slow this down. Unfortunately it’s putting our economy in the crapper.

Arsenal's coach has COVID-19, and somehow, the Premier League hasn't cancelled the season.

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1 hour ago, Loco said:

somebody is going to be cranky

 

Guido- "Hey Tony, come over here, ya see this book I found about some shit called the plague. Maybe we should learn from this." 

Tony (Anthony to the Church) "Guido, forget about it. Bring me some more Lambrusco" 

"Ok Tony, hey did you check out the ass on Nun Snooky?"

 

41 minutes ago, Pancho said:

this true?

 

They played in Cali last weekend, so they've flown recently...

5 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Arsenal's coach has COVID-19, and somehow, the Premier League hasn't cancelled the season.

 

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Any word on the Koffee Kup?

Open for bidness 

41 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

I was looking forward to working through my back stock of booze over the next month or so, and then a few wet blankets on this here website had to go and share their party-pooper knowledge that drinking dulls the immune system.  Riding out the plague sober is gonna suck.  

Fuck that.  If that were true, I wouldn't even have an immune system any more.

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Guido- "Hey Tony, come over here, ya see this book I found about some shit called the plague. Maybe we should learn from this." 

Tony (Anthony to the Church) "Guido, forget about it. Bring me some more Lambrusco" 

"Ok Tony, hey did you check out the ass on Nun Snooky?"

 

Nun Hah! More like altar boy Bobby.

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Just now, NorthLoop said:

Austin rodeo cancelled 

Any word on the Houston rodeo?

I have two tickets to the Houston rodeo tonight for the highest bidder. 

Do I hear $100?

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

I have two tickets to the Houston rodeo tonight for the highest bidder. 

Do I hear $100?

I dunno, I heard a rumor it might be cancelled.

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I work in an operating room here in houston and this is the 3rd time ive heard this today


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2 hours ago, B00M said:

Does this make Kansas the defacto national champs? It's the only way they weren't going to get bounced by a northern Iowa. 

Nah, aggy wins natty, puts it on side of stadium.

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

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I work in an operating room here in houston and this is the 3rd time ive heard this today


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Goddamnit I just want to get this through an official channel so I can plan accordingly. 

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I dunno, I heard a rumor it might be cancelled.

Like anyone could even know that 

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