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Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away

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4 hours ago, BradInATX said:

Wow, I've heard of that guy but never seen him. LMAO. The erotic lamb bite aside, people go to restaurants and pay exorbitant money to have some tryhard in sunglasses come sprinkle kosher salt down his sweaty ass forearm onto your meat while he purses his lips and tries to look cool? The fuck?

I had no idea his meme restaurants were still in business. Even survived the pandemic, good for him.

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4 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Ladies and gentleman, I believe we have unity in this thread. 

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Wait... uhhh...

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Glad that's over with. 

Feels good to see a point on the horizon in this pandemic.

4 hours ago, GRHorn said:

Salt bae criminally under seasons his meat. 

avatar checks out

4 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


And isn’t wearing a mask.

Welp, I guess we just live in a society.

12 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Welp, I guess we just live in a society.

You love that meme, dontchya.

17 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

You love that meme, dontchya.

It is a platitude. Empty. A non-sequitur signifying recognition of the issue raised.

Spoiler

 

Which is why it works with this, as well:

We Live in a Society OUNDATIONORG | Dank Meme on ME.ME


 

 

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I see that Light the Tower Felix the auto neg is making her rounds.  1237 negs given so far.  You might have anger issues.

@Felix

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6 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

I see that Light the Tower Felix the auto neg is making her rounds.  1237 negs given so far.  You might have anger issues.

@Felix

Or you might post a lot of stupid shit.

I see that Light the Tower Felix the auto neg is making her rounds.  1237 negs given so far.  You might have anger issues.
[mention=436]Felix[/mention]

I missed this but I’m always down to watch a good crowdsourcing
2 hours ago, Felix said:

Or you might post a lot of stupid shit.

That wasn't the question.  Do you like this gig?

On 3/12/2021 at 7:15 PM, Telegraph_it said:

Or you could buy like a $200 airfare and go there. 

That reminds me of that year-old meme

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Speaking of a year ago, it was a year ago this week that we all learned that there were heavily armed, gay, tiger wranglers in Oklahoma with flowing mullets.

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Damn the numbers are looking good

2 weeks 4th of July

Hardtails...Georgetown 

nobody wearing masks.....

It actually feels great! (course I've been vaccinated)

 

 

 

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On 3/15/2021 at 2:42 PM, clapclapclap said:

I see that Light the Tower Felix the auto neg is making her rounds.  1237 negs given so far.  You might have anger issues.

@Felix

It's some weird pathology in a poster where their only outlet is a reaction to go around negging people while choking down their inability to articulate anything meaningful.  

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

It's some weird pathology in a poster where their only outlet is a reaction to go around negging people while choking down their inability to articulate anything meaningful.  

negged!

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

It's some weird pathology in a poster where their only outlet is a reaction to go around negging people while choking down their inability to articulate anything meaningful.  

@UpperWestside

I assume he was dragged off the flight like that mother who couldn't get her 2 year old to wear a mask, right?

 

Probably hard to find a mask to fit that Herman Munster head. 

 

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Herman Munster, Fred Gwynne...whatever works.

26 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Everyone drinking, I presume?

A bit different than riding First Class on AA...

https://tennesseestar.com/2021/03/17/exclusive-maskless-climate-envoy-kerry-endangers-passengers-on-boston-to-dc-flight/

they were getting geared up for karaoke....so yes everyone was drinking. It was amusing watching the few folks that walked in with masks on, they would look around, kinda shrug their shoulders and take the mask off.

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Probably hard to find a mask to fit that Fred Munster head. 

beat me to it

John Kerry can rot in hell.

29 minutes ago, Hate said:

John Kerry can rot in hell.

Too many CO2 emissions. 

Wonder if he has any eligibility left?
 
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Science says wear sunglasses or eye black to see the ball better when looking into the sun, John
Wonder if he has any eligibility left?
 
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You joke, but we’d all take him over Money or Schooler.
On 3/15/2021 at 3:42 PM, clapclapclap said:

I see that Light the Tower Felix the auto neg is making her rounds.  1237 negs given so far.  You might have anger issues.

@Felix

Ha. Glad it's not just me.  It feels like 80% of my negs have come from that guy. 

8 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I assume he was dragged off the flight like that mother who couldn't get her 2 year old to wear a mask, right?

 

hopefully a flight attendant was hollering at him. "but miss, I don't have to wear the mask on charter flights...wait, huh? this isn't a charter? someone call Biden asap!" 

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6 hours ago, gmr548 said:


You joke, but we’d all take him over Money or Schooler.

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21 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Utterly tragic and pointless.  Tell me again what the road to hell is paved in.....

People having bad days, apparently.

4 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

People having bad days, apparently.

If you are not tired, there are other strawmen you can kick the shit out of by the end of the day.....

1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

If you are not tired, there are other strawmen you can kick the shit out of by the end of the day.....

Lol I am pretty tired, got vaccinated yesterday and it didn’t make me sick but pretty cranky evidently.

What are the numbers looking like in Texas and Austin?

you mofos should try getting out from your computers and interacting with other humans. i'd also recommend dogs too. i love dogs. you homies have a nice no nuke friday

54 minutes ago, Bevo said:

What are the numbers looking like in Texas and Austin?

I don't know what was going on downtown today, but people everywhere, very few masked up. I'm sure we'll see some bump.

15 minutes ago, staboner said:

you mofos should try getting out from your computers and interacting with other humans. i'd also recommend dogs too. i love dogs. you homies have a nice no nuke friday

Still office hours on the West Coast. Fate don't fail me now.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

I don't know what was going on downtown today, but people everywhere, very few masked up. I'm sure we'll see some bump.

St. Patrick’s day was worse. I bet numbers go up in less than 2 weeks. Hope its not too much and is just temporary.

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