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10 minutes ago, 'stache said:

A fiscal conservative should have thrown a shitfit over the tax handout to the wealthy last year, but there really is no such thing as a fiscal conservative in the GOP it seems, only hypocrisy. 

Go back and look at the posts...I was one of the ones throwing a shitfit.  

And that's why I'm no longer a member of the GOP.  

I'm against corporate welfare, and farm subsidies.  

 

Note: I am for Universal HC and free education because I think they're both net positives for the economy...not sure about basic income yet.  Still trying to learn more about how it would work in practice.

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Mike Pence is lying about the availability of testing. 

17 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Outright blames China

It's 100% clear that this is the new GOP talking point and strategy: distract from how poorly Trump has handled flying the damaged plane to demanding -- WHILE THE PLANE IS STILL IN THE AIR AND NEEDS TO BE LANDED SAFELY -- that we must investigate the geese who hit our engines.

Fuck them.  Fuck their narrative.  Nobody should engage it.  I don't give a fuck who or what started the goddamned fire -- what are you incompetent jackwagons doing to put it out?  Oh, blowing each other about how awesome you look in firefighting gear?  GTFO.  Remove these clowns from office.  Now.

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Mike Pence is lying about everything.

FIF accuracy.

14 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Yes, 2018.  

Look, about 30% of filers made over $100k in 2018.  That's over 42 million tax returns @ $1,000 a month...or $42 billion a month we don't need to spend.

I guess it's the old fiscal conservative coming out in me.

No dude I want my thousand bucks.

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10 minutes ago, Zombie said:

I didn't know Michael Stipe worked in the government.  

Is that him in the corner?

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It's 100% clear that this is the new GOP talking point and strategy: distract from how poorly Trump has handled flying the damaged plane to demanding -- WHILE THE PLANE IS STILL IN THE AIR AND NEEDS TO BE LANDED SAFELY -- that we must investigate the geese who hit our engines.

Wasn't that already evident from the impeachment?  We must know about the whistleblower!  Sure everything he said has proven correct, but was he paid by Soros?

2 minutes ago, Bookman said:

No dude I want my thousand bucks.

Out of rep for the day, but legit laughed...now THAT is the American way. 😉

2 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Is that him in the corner?

 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

That's him in the spotlight.

Losing his religion

Just now, Pancho said:

Why hasn't Fauci been in these press conferences lately? 

Too honest.

As Dr. Birx was speaking, Donald was clearly struggling with whether or not he should grab her by the pussy.

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

That's him in the spotlight.

If you'll grant me the poetic license, I think I heard him cry. 

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Why hasn't Fauci been in these press conferences lately? 

Please lord if any of those fuckers make it please let it be him. 

Fun Fact:

REM second album Reckoning:

2.  "7 Chinese Bros." – 4:18

3.  "So. Central Rain (I'm Sorry)" – 3:15

2 minutes ago, Xian said:

Trump down for stopping stock buy backs at bailed out companies. 
it’s a start at least 

Believe it only when it happens, otherwise it's all bullshit.

Gah, I'm so sick of these twats crowing about the fast action they are taking with regard to masks, beds, etc.

YOU SHOULD HAVE STARTED THIS EFFORT TWO MONTHS AGO.

The Dow has lost all its gains and moved into negative territory since the start of Trump's press conference. 

Blaming China again. And the media. 

7 minutes ago, Xian said:

Trump down for stopping stock buy backs at bailed out companies. 
it’s a start at least 

Music to my ears...I'm short the market right now

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Stock market plummet to follow.  It's been like clockwork.  Every time he talks, the nation and the markets lose confidence.

I think he's a double agent just based on this.  The moron and his staff can't draw correlations between the two?  I'd like him to produce his taxes just to see if he's losing money on the crashes.  

"When can Americans expect their lives to get back to normal." That is an impossible question for anybody, don't ask Trump. 

bwahahahahahhahahahaha

trump was prepared but the media tripped him up !!!!!!!!!

We're going to multiply that by a factor of many, many, many, Donald. 

27 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

"I want to thank you for your leadership." Like fucking clockwork. 

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Just now, Blotto said:

"When can Americans expect their lives to get back to normal." That is an impossible question for anybody, don't ask Trump. 

Especially since he doesn't know what a normal life is like. 

God please leave me to die on the dock instead of putting me on a Carnival cruise ship if I'm sick.

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LuLz hospitals ordered their supplies for years and now they want the govt to help ???

“No one expected a Pandemic” Yes they did! There was a whole department setup to get us prepared for this and you fired them!! He’s such an asshole.

9 minutes ago, Pancho said:
CDC should be talking 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2020/03/19/cdc-top-us-public-health-agency-is-sidelined-during-coronavirus-pandemic/

The CDC, which has come under fire because of protracted delays in the rollout of agency-developed test kits, has not conducted its own telephone briefings for reporters in more than a week. Recent CDC recommendations on school closures and mass gatherings were overtaken by different guidelines issued by the coronavirus task force, creating confusion, experts and officials said.

“It is confusing for the public to have CDC say no gatherings of more than 50 people, and the next day, the task force says no gatherings of more than 10 people,” said Tom Inglesby, director of the Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security. “If the information has changed, tell everyone why. Let’s make sure everyone is on the same page.”

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controlling the narrative. Facts be damned. Deflect, shift blame, and above all else don't contradict the dear leader 

2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

God please leave me to die on the dock instead of putting me on a Carnival cruise ship if I'm sick.

Floating hospices!

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Especially since he doesn't know what a normal life is like. 

Well, yesterday I lied my ass off, raw dogged a porn star, grabbed a few members of the press pool by the pussy, and committed 3 separate acts that could be considered treason, so seems like a pretty normal Wednesday to me.

it's hard to fathom how we could have a worse leader right now. maybe the Iranian mullahs.

You can always tell when he learned something new. He didn’t know about Tele-health before.

"We're using a medical term 'telemedicine'."

For fuck's sake.

Let me see if I've got this straight. "Compassionate use" means we can fast track drugs into use before they've been fully tested. But it doesn't mean we could accept coronavirus tests from the WHO because of whatever the fuck reasons we've been given as an excuse for why we refused them? Does that about cover it?

Fuck, why goad this  moron into trashing the chinese. 

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. . . or he's lying.

 
. . . or he's lying.
Or all 3 of these things

What a piece of shit. We should get rid of 80% of the press pool for safety reasons and just keep the few that I like. 

1 minute ago, sachick said:

“No one expected a Pandemic” Yes they did! There was a whole department setup to get us prepared for this and you fired them!! He’s such an asshole.

 

30 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It's 100% clear that this is the new GOP talking point and strategy: distract from how poorly Trump has handled flying the damaged plane to demanding -- WHILE THE PLANE IS STILL IN THE AIR AND NEEDS TO BE LANDED SAFELY -- that we must investigate the geese who hit our engines.

Fuck them.  Fuck their narrative.  Nobody should engage it.  I don't give a fuck who or what started the goddamned fire -- what are you incompetent jackwagons doing to put it out?  Oh, blowing each other about how awesome you look in firefighting gear?  GTFO.  Remove these clowns from office.  Now.

Stop being so divisive. Just accept that it's all China's fault and that Asian-Americans will be treated like shit for a while. It's time for us to unite as a country, you fucking libtard.

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