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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

CNN just said of the 560k votes in Pennsylvania Biden only needs 58-61% of those. Biden has been getting 70ish%

At 70% Biden will surpass Trump when 280k of those are counted; right at half.

Need as many of these states as possible. 270-268 leaves too much room for faithless electors. 

4 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Are you really surprised?

I want to be.  Does that count?

4 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

With AZ strong and called by just about everyone, any one of PA/GA/NV ends it, unless I've got my map wrong.

We're going to get a call today I think.

AZ doesn't look like a done deal to me and pretty clearly shouldn't have been called. 

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

CNN also says Biden only needs 44-46% of remaining votes in NV and he’s been getting around 50% of them

He is going to get a lot more than 50%

2 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Based on the numbers I'm looking at right now on NBC it's 60.005%

At 60% Biden passes him at 380k votes.

9 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

And be labeled “evidence” in a criminal case with the charge of conspiracy to defraud the United States. 

100% this.  I'm dead serious.  It was an openly admitted and purposeful conspiracy to defraud the United States.  Imagine if a criminal gang showed up and burned 150,000 ballots, or locked 150,000 voters out of polling places.   We'd prosecute the shit out of them.  We should do so here.

8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I saw a ton of people on twitter claiming in all seriousness that it was gonna flip.  My wife grew up in SD and some of the people she went to HS with were convinced.  

Oh, I saw a lot of that on some FB pages and comment threads.  All the CA MAGAS said CA was gonna flip.  While I knew the polls were off.....come on, it's CA.  That's nuts.

7 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yes.  150000 people were dumb enough to drop their ballot in the mail on Sunday?  JFC

But also this.  A good way to be SURE your vote is counted is to cast/send it EARLY.  Avoid the shenanigans altogether.

4 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

I have always liked Cube (Die-hard Laker fan like me and I grew up listening to him), but it would serve him well to just admit he screwed up. Something about his personality says that admission will not be forthcoming though.

Trump to Cube...

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Look at the fucking mope that Trump had working the refs in Michigan. 

Bunch of dimwitted clowns. 

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Just now, Hank Scorpio said:

 

Thor, God of Blunder.

How do they know when ballots were put into the mail?  First scan?  Couldn’t they be held until Sunday before the system entrance scan?

2 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

I have always liked Cube (Die-hard Laker fan like me and I grew up listening to him), but it would serve him well to just admit he screwed up. Something about his personality says that admission will not be forthcoming though.

You’re right, you know it’s not just bad enough that he actually took the meetings and boasted all about it, basically campaigning for Trump.  He apparently genuinely thought Dotard would be true to his word.

It’s almost like he hasn’t paid attention whatsoever to anything and just wanted to vault himself back in the spotlight.

1 minute ago, Hank Scorpio said:

 

Lmao.  Sounds like they almost nailed it.  Justttt a bit outside.  Fucking idiots.  

12 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Hope Biden does win PA by a good margin, because this postmark and delivery extension thing could be a problem for the ones received after election day thanks to usps fuckery. I think that's going to be a relatively small number though. 

Those will only come into play if Biden is still behind at the end of the current count. We know they will break 70-80% for Biden. 

and I think if it makes it to the Supreme Court the MOST they could invalidate are the ones that have a missing or smudged postmark as that was the only potential overreach by the pa court. 

4 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

AZ doesn't look like a done deal to me and pretty clearly shouldn't have been called. 

Libral Fox at it again

It’s obvious they don’t care if they win these suits, they are just trying to create doubt in the integrity of the process among their followers. 

2 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Look at the fucking mope that Trump had working the refs in Michigan. 

Bunch of dimwitted clowns. 

Poor Thor. 

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Waterfall of tears

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I doubt they really want “Devine intervention.”  Divine, probably. 

4 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Look at the fucking mope that Trump had working the refs in Michigan. 

Bunch of dimwitted clowns. 

The look you give when you're at the buffet and all that's left for dessert is jello. 

30 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

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So Biden has to overcome 114K votes with 550k, and also a ton of red counties that’ll cancel those...I’m not gonna quite slam dunk Penn for Biden but I’ve been wrong before, many times emoji2957.png

How many god damn times does it have to be repeated to you; Mail. In. Ballots. Are. Disproportionally. Democrat. Leaning

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I have had to work all damn day today. This morning it looked like Biden would end up ahead in PA and possibly GA. Any reason to think that won't be the case now?

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Waterfall of tears

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"Devine?"  I laughed.

5 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Look at the fucking mope that Trump had working the refs in Michigan. 

Bunch of dimwitted clowns. 

 He knows hes not getting paid.

CNN reporter says that the GA country where Savannah is has 15-17k absentee ballots to count still. Should have results from There by end of business today/tonight. It was noted that they only have 2 machines that are counting. 

27 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

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So Biden has to overcome 114K votes with 550k, and also a ton of red counties that’ll cancel those...I’m not gonna quite slam dunk Penn for Biden but I’ve been wrong before, many times emoji2957.png

According to my shitty Excel math skills -  Biden needs to do ~8 points better in mail in ballots than he did in election day in each of these counties.   He's well ahead of that and will end with a big enough margin that shitty lawsuits aren't going to touch this.

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I doubt they really want “Devine intervention.”  Divine, probably. 

Well Trump does like ‘hairspray.’

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I doubt they really want “Devine intervention.”  Divine, probably. 

Depends on if they support Notre Dame or Texas, doesn't it?

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

I have had to work all damn day today. This morning it looked like Biden would end up ahead in PA and possibly GA. Any reason to think that won't be the case now?

PA still looks good. GA a coin flip. 

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I doubt they really want “Devine intervention.”  Divine, probably. 

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I feel like zeroing in on exact numbers is premature.  We have provisionals out still, right?  So Biden up by a hair in GA sounds nice but is sort of meaningless in my opinion. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I doubt they really want “Devine intervention.”  Divine, probably. 

Oh I think they do. 

 

16 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

No clue. I was going to give him some credit thinking he was on board for the '18 wave, but it looks like he became prez in 2019. He's ruined two elections and should be persona non grata from here on out. Knowing the Dems, he'll probably be promoted.

 

Just shoot me in the fucking head man.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

CNN reporter says that the GA country where Savannah is has 15-17k absentee ballots to count still. Should have results from There by end of business today/tonight. It was noted that they only have 2 machines that are counting. 

Chatham county went 58-41 Biden.  If they 're 75-25 Biden mail in they could cut Trumps lead to less than 5k 

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

Oh I think they do. 

 

Their guy who called AZ would absolutely not retract the call.  He has made that clear.  So Fox could fire him because they have no shame.  Then put Hannity in charge.  Why not?  Right on brand for them.  

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

"Devine" intervention.

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Let Rudy play, didn't kill any student Mgrs in a scissor lift. 

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