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2 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

I agree.  But what exactly he’s an example of depends on who is writing the textbooks in 50 years.  

Well, you know MY prediction of what our history records will look like in 50 years....

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57 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Yes, he's definitely the final arbiter of crowd #s.  Do not question him.  Greatest of all time.

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Your negroes just stand out better against the white surface than Trump supporters.

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

Must have had to take an extra shit this morning and couldn't figure out what else to tweet about. Crowd size is always a good fallback. 

The only people who bitch that somebody doesn’t “get” them are angsty teens. 

He has to fire Sessions this week doesn’t he?  You can’t tweet what he did and do nothing and look like anything but an impotent loser.  I bet Trump realizes that now even if he didn’t when he tweeted it. 

1 hour ago, retread said:

 

What did ABC/Iger say about/to Trump?

Can't. Conformation would be a bitch because they see Sessions as one of their own.

2 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

He has to fire Sessions this week doesn’t he?  You can’t tweet what he did and do nothing and look like anything but an impotent loser.  I bet Trump realizes that now even if he didn’t when he tweeted it. 

You are ascribing a level of self awareness to Donald Trump that he simply doesn't possess.  This is not to say he won't fire Sessions, but if he does it will most likely be totally impulsive and driven by emotion, not logic.

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He has to fire Sessions this week doesn’t he?  You can’t tweet what he did and do nothing and look like anything but an impotent loser.  I bet Trump realizes that now even if he didn’t when he tweeted it. 

 

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1.  Trump isn’t going to fire Sessions because he can’t bring himself to do it like a man.

2. Trump wants to bully Sessions into resignation so congress can’t blame Trump for needing a new AG confirmed.

3. It won’t work.

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8 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

What did ABC/Iger say about/to Trump?

They have a news program. 

Can’t wait to see this fuck caged up in a federal prison.

11 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

 

Well, cross prison reform off the list. We got the best minds on it. Shouldn’t be long before this is solved.

This is the worst timeline. 

Perhaps the narcissism of these two in the same room will create some sort of enormous dark matter causing the earth to implode on itself thus ending this nightmare once and for all.

7 minutes ago, Tuco said:

They have a news program. 

I thought there was some common knowledge out there about this-no?

18 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

He has to fire Sessions this week doesn’t he?  You can’t tweet what he did and do nothing and look like anything but an impotent loser.  I bet Trump realizes that now even if he didn’t when he tweeted it. 

As mentioned above, Senate evidently has signaled they won't confirm a new nominee if Sessions is fired without cause (other than not being a loyalist and re-inserting himself into the Mueller investigation).  Pruitt or Zinke are Senate confirmed cabinet members who could possibly slide into AG role, but there's a real good chance some radioactive news about both is being kept warm in a hip pocket somewhere.

5 days ago, Former FBI Assistant Director for Counterintelligence, Frank Figliuzzi openly suggested that the Mueller investigation likely has a "dead man switch" if Trump crosses certain lines: "They know their days may be numbered, so they likely have a plan to send their draft charges and draft report immediately to various US Attorneys and State AGs so their work can continue."

I suspect there would be more than one trigger, and Sessions getting fired would likely qualify. 

58 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

What did ABC/Iger say about/to Trump?

Quoted stuff he said.  Totally unfair.

45 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Perhaps the narcissism of these two in the same room will create some sort of enormous dark matter causing the earth to implode on itself thus ending this nightmare once and for all.

Their respective egos won't allow either to acknowledge the other.

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

Their respective egos won't allow either to acknowledge the other.

Lol.  You talk first.  No YOU talk first.  I don't even see you there.  Nope.  Not listening!

12 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

 

Well, cross prison reform off the list. We got the best minds on it. Shouldn’t be long before this is solved.

This is the worst timeline. 

Another dimwitted whore, he definitely has a type.

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Perhaps the narcissism of these two in the same room will create some sort of enormous dark matter causing the earth to implode on itself thus ending this nightmare once and for all.

An opportunity is presenting itself for a hella efficient meteor strike.

3 hours ago, retread said:

 

Gosh, i was wondering how the President was going to make the Rosanne firing all about him.

Question answered.

Just now, yoladu said:

Gosh, i was wondering how the President was going to make the Rosanne firing all about him.

Wonder what the dead soldiers on Memorial Day think about it.

56 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Their respective egos won't allow either to acknowledge the other.

I think he bows down to her. Especially if she offers to piss on him

Just now, SKJ said:

I think he bows down to her. Especially if she offers to piss on him

She's a non white

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

She's a non white

Racism doesn't preclude the rich white man from fucking non-whites...

 

10 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Wonder what the dead soldiers on Memorial Day think about it.

Trump prefers soldiers that weren't KIA.

This is awesome



We all agree it’s him, right!?!?
2 minutes ago, Lurch said:

This is awesome
 

 


We all agree it’s him, right!?!?

 

plastic surgery takes time to heal.

and look, I don't expect FLOTUS's to bust ass for the American people, but feed me this bullshit that she is working hard.

31 minutes ago, SKJ said:

Racism doesn't preclude the rich white man from fucking non-whites...

 

It's like a kill shot.  Racists fucked all kinds of slaves 150 years ago.

14 minutes ago, Lurch said:

This is awesome
 

 


We all agree it’s him, right!?!?

 

Lol.  Without question.

17 minutes ago, Lurch said:

 

 

 


We all agree it’s him, right!?!?

 

Punctuation is too clean.  It's a staffer.

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

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Weekend at Donnie's

So he's going to move on her like a bitch?

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Wonder what the dead soldiers on Memorial Day think about it.

They’re too busy thinking about how great trump is handling the unemployment rate.

42 minutes ago, Lurch said:

This is awesome
 

 


We all agree it’s him, right!?!?

 

That’s totally trump. I have zero doubt. Might have dictated it to a staffer though. 

16 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Trump totally wrote this tweet.

 

Yup.  Which means she's at Trump Tower, by herself, feeling like shit, and watching TV all day.

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

That’s totally trump. I have zero doubt. Might have dictated it to a staffer though. 

If only there was some way to prove she was there.  Some sort of device that can capture images to be transmittted to the masses. 

3 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:

What did ABC/Iger say about/to Trump?

Jimmy Kimmel was mean to him.

man, i don't like dragging family members into it, but her disappearance is highly suspect. i'm guessing the face is still swollen from the most recent facelift. but there ain't no way that tweet is her in her own words. a woman wouldn't typically write "where i am and what i am doing." that's a dude trying to act female. a woman would typically write "where i am and how i'm doing," and follow up with that, not how hard she is working. she's been out of sight for two weeks now. that's concerning.

24 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Trump totally wrote this tweet.

 

There's like a 20% chance Melania is dead/locked in a closet somewhere, and that wasn't a possibility I even considered before this tweet.

7 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

If only there was some way to prove she was there.  Some sort of device that can capture images to be transmittted to the masses. 

Whoa whoa whoa.  Until you invent a time machine, I think we're gonna have to wait on this fancy future technology you speak of.

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Whoa whoa whoa.  Until you invent a time machine, I think we're gonna have to wait on this fancy future technology you speak of.

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Working overtime? Sounds familiar...

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1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Working overtime? Sounds familiar...

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hahahaha holy shit

What would that entitled slob know about working overtime anyway?

54 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Punctuation is too clean.  It's a staffer.

Yeah, either that or she plagiarized Michelle. 

1 minute ago, TornACL said:

What would that entitled slob know about working overtime anyway?

He knows he's not going to fucking pay for it. 

Too be fair Trump does work his ass off at being a lying douchebag self promoter.  It must be exhausting.  

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