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Over/Under on how many times Trump called Kim "Little Rocket Man" to his face?

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20 minutes ago, RPM said:

Over/Under on how many times Trump called Kim "Little Rocket Man" to his face?

As many times as he uttered the phrase "radical Islamic terrorism" when he was dancing with the Saudi royals and fondling their orb. 

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Fucking tent city-styled internment camps for kids...in the gotdam desert. If this goes through, it'll forever be a shameful blight on the soul of America.

These are the same evil idiots who drummed up fantastical fears about Wal-Mart concentration camps as a result of standard military training exercises.

No Gestapo in Bastropo! How 'bout Gestopo in San Angelo?

Same idiotic group that insists we 're a Christian nation but only in scripture with which we agree and practice notwithstanding.

Same idiotic group that insists we 're a Christian nation but only in scripture with which we agree and practice notwithstanding.

Remember...among the Trumpkin bunch, every accusation (even the past ones) is a confession.

I mean...we actually have a Wal-mart jail now. Seriously. It’s actually a thing. The absurd thing they warned about, and accused obama of doing....they’re now ACTUALLY doing.

Just awesome.
5 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I was told they would have no income while in public service.

I'm guessing they are cashing in on their long-term investments while the Trump-Ryan tax bill is on the books. Not only did it cut taxes significantly for the superwealthy, it did nothing to close loopholes that benefited Trump and his family. Not a chance in hell they wait around for a Dem president and/or Dem majority Congress to fuck it all up. 

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10 hours ago, bolverk said:

Fucking tent city-styled internment camps for kids...in the gotdam desert.

Stop overreacting.  Kids love going to summer camp.  

I'm sure there'll be all sorts of fun activities like archery and horseback riding.

Man, I wasn’t to burst into laughter, but then I remember this is our President and what’s at stake.

Oh good, he's gonna solve oil now.  I'm sure US oil producers are thrilled.

The most beautiful oil you've ever tasted!

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Oh good, he's gonna solve oil now.  I'm sure US oil producers are thrilled.

Not good!

All that money saved from cancelling the maneuvers can now be spent at Trump properties!

OK, that one was staff written.  No way DOTUS knows that the word "promulgated" even exists.

Amazing that so many Americans fall for that bullshit from Trump.   The NK nuclear threat is over because Trump trusts Kim.  No real commitments, no verification, nothing.  But the Iran deal must be broken by us, despite this administration repeatedly certifying their compliance, because, although the IAEA has full access to all known nuke development sites, there are procedural hurdles that must be passed before the IAEA can access any sites they suspect might be being used to circumvent the deal.  (No evidence of which yet exists).

Stellar work, Republicans. 

30 minutes ago, kevwun said:

All that money saved from cancelling the maneuvers can now be spent at Trump properties!

I was thinking parades.  

Somebody needs to do a cartoon about some kid trying to kick a soccer ball through a border wall.

4 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Amazing that so many Americans fall for that bullshit from Trump.    

This is the reality show in which we live. DOTUS repeats something from his distorted view of reality, and the Trumpkins lap it up.

18 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

See?!?!  The worst case scenario that I set up didn't happen!

Of course Trump's NK strategy of unilateral cancelation of military exercises was fed to him by Putin. From an January article, after it seemed that Mattis had killed the idea:

"Around the same time, Mr. Trump had an idea about how to counter the nuclear threat posed by North Korea, which he got after speaking to Russian President Vladimir Putin : If the U.S. stopped joint military exercises with the South Koreans, it could help moderate Kim Jong Un’s behavior. Defense Secretary Jim Mattis used an approach that aides say can work: “He says, ‘Your instincts are absolutely correct,’ and then gets him [the president] to do the exact opposite of what his instincts say,” said one person close to the White House. Mr. Trump dropped the idea, although he has ordered aides to give the exercises a low profile, eliminating press releases and briefings about them."

https://www.wsj.com/articles/talking-to-trump-a-how-to-guide-1516303402

So I guess it won't be long until we stop military exercises with Nato in Europe.

We're going to practice invading Poland with the Russians instead.

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Just now, kevwun said:

We're going to practice invading Poland with the Russians instead.

Both sides!

58 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Our biggest enemy is the free press, he must have learned that from his new buddy in North Korea. 

You shoot a couple of those fuckers with an artillery piece and the rest shut up real quick.

 

20 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

So I guess it won't be long until we stop military exercises with Nato in Europe.

 

19 minutes ago, kevwun said:

We're going to practice invading Poland with the Russians instead.

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“Mouth breathing Michael Cohen was never my attorney! I’ve never even met him! More lies from the fake news!”

Really wish someone would film Trump and Hannity reacting to this news.

Hannity's show tonight will consist of him screaming Witch Hunt for an hour straight.

Not new, I know, but can we talk about how insane it is that it is universally accepted that someone can "flip" on the President?

Like, as a country, we have unanimously concluded that the President is guilty of crimes, and now we just wait to see if someone will confess to them.

Dotard himself even said something like Cohen won’t flip on me! Which is totally something innocent people say.

Just now, Red Five said:

Dotard himself even said something like Cohen won’t flip on me! Which is totally something innocent people say.

That brings up a great question for the Trumpkins: why does your boy act so guilty?

9 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

That brings up a great question for the Trumpkins: why does your boy act so guilty?

Libruhl conspiracy.

30 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

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In English, please.

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Oh good, he's gonna solve oil now.  I'm sure US oil producers are thrilled.

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51 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Hannity's show tonight will consist of him screaming Witch Hunt for an hour straight.

How’s that different from every other night?

Jesus, that's the suit of a 60 year old alcoholic tool salesman that's been on the road for a week. Is there no one in the traveling circus that knows how to press a suit? Did he only bring one? Good grief. 

Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

Jesus, that's the suit of a 60 year old alcoholic tool salesman that's been on the road for a week. Is there no one in the traveling circus that knows how to press a suit? Did he only bring one? Good grief. 

The broad who presses his suit bailed a few months ago. 

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

All that money saved from cancelling the maneuvers can now be spent at Trump properties!

and parade for our chief negotiator and golf aficionado. 

edit: Beaten to the punchline--see above. 

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I am stunned that Sanford lost to a candidate who so clearly aligned themselves with Trump. I thought that in today’s environment that would be impossible, even in South Carolina.

Trump is going to pardon Hitler now, isn't he. If he can pardon Hitler, than how bad is pardoning Cohen.

12 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Jesus, that's the suit of a 60 year old alcoholic tool salesman that's been on the road for a week. Is there no one in the traveling circus that knows how to press a suit? Did he only bring one? Good grief. 

The guy I sat next to on a flight said he was in the fastener business.  Nuts, bolts, screws, wingnuts -- all that stuff.  He sold 'em all.  He rambled on about it, trying to impress the poor gal sitting on his other side.

I was feeling a bit chivalrous (and it was a short flight), and did my best to distract him.  So I got the pleasure of listening to him ramble.  And yes....he was wearing a similarly rumpled suit.

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