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2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I LOVE golf. If I had time, I would play 2-3 times a week. That said, I haven't picked up a golf club in about 9 months due to having a 1 year old. 

Of all the arguments regarding Trump vs. Obama, I wish the golf thing would go away. Yeah, Trump is a fucking horror and it's sickening how much he plays at his courses. But Obama played a FUCK TON of golf for a man in his position as well. 

 

What is a FUCK TON?

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Better than trump, yes, W is way better.  That said he was a lousy president who battled a pretzel, a garbage truck, a face shooting VP and mired us into a trillion year war that seems never ending. 

Miller is such a little cunt.

 

Question for the lawyers:  how much jail time would I get if I hung out outside the WH until the little fuck comes out, grabbed him, dragged him in to the nearest public shitter and gave him a swirlie?  Because I'm thinking about it. 

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Miller is such a little cunt.
 
Question for the lawyers:  how much jail time would I get if I hung out outside the WH until the little fuck comes out, grabbed him, dragged him in to the nearest public shitter and gave him a swirlie?  Because I'm thinking about it. 

The defense of “the fucker had it coming,” while not strictly recognized...still had weight.
8 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Miller is such a little cunt.

 

Question for the lawyers:  how much jail time would I get if I hung out outside the WH until the little fuck comes out, grabbed him, dragged him in to the nearest public shitter and gave him a swirlie?  Because I'm thinking about it. 

Pardoned 

26 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Miller is such a little cunt.

 

Question for the lawyers:  how much jail time would I get if I hung out outside the WH until the little fuck comes out, grabbed him, dragged him in to the nearest public shitter and gave him a swirlie?  Because I'm thinking about it. 

Given that people like Stephen miller exists and apparently always have and always will is proof enough to me that no matter when or where you live in Time a holocaust is potentially always right around the corner. 

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 Miller will fully go down ON Trump.

Fixored

3 hours ago, Texas73 said:

What is a FUCK TON?

10x a shitload. Both are standard units of measure in the oil and gas bidness. 

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If a man needs golf to unwind or mull over issues or have meetingsgreat. Or fish. Or hunt. As long as he does his job.

Stipulation being Dick Cheney is in the group. 

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Test. 

(Looks like the thread with the history is back in play...)

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I've said it before in the past, and I'll reaffirm it again.  She and my FIL if not 1%'ers, are damn close.  He makes great money at his gig, all their kids have graduated from college, grandchildren nearby, they have their health, etc.  No debt at all.  They literally have everything going well for them in their lives.  They are "good people".  
Yet politically, they are a lost cause.  

They are not good people.
11 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:


They are not good people.

In all fairness, he put "good people" in quotation marks.....

22 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

Dude. This fucking guy made golf a campaign issue. He spent most of a decade criticizing Obama for the amount of golf he played. It's fucking relevant. 

He's holding children hostage right now.  It's not relevant anymore. At his point I'd rather see him play golf 7 days a week on our dime than govern for a single minute. 

 

Wow, he’s tweeting late tonight. 

And he’s still too scared to start firing people at the DOJ. 

Not as much as Dubya. 
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He was pure genius on Home Improvement.
21 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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In fairness, if Hillary had won these children would be being pimped out of a pizza parlor, so....

 


Doubling down on taking kids hostage. Bold strategy Cotton.

If people only realized how tremendous the big, beautiful wall will be, they would be on board with kids in concentration camps as a means to that end.

41 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

He’s really digging his heels in on this. 

Good.  This may be the issue that finally drives people to the polls in a few months.

Good.  This may be the issue that finally drives people to the polls in a few months.

No offense, but not good. There are reasons hostage situations are somewhat effective. Lot of kids are going to get hurt in this. I’d much rather see him back down. There’ll be other shit that gets people to vote.
Just now, Tuco said:


No offense, but not good. There are reasons hostage situations are somewhat effective. Lot of kids are going to get hurt in this. I’d much rather see him back down. There’ll be other shit that gets people to vote.

You know what I meant.  

9 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Looks like a stormy cloud.

Nothing in the middle of his head. Checks out. 

1 minute ago, Tuco said:


No offense, but not good. There are reasons hostage situations are somewhat effective. Lot of kids are going to get hurt in this. I’d much rather see him back down. There’ll be other shit that gets people to vote.

I’ve been saying Trump was a necessary evil needed to inspire real positive change.  Many people are going to get hurt in this process and it’s unfortunate that’s what it takes for our society to correct course but this is our reality.

It sucks and we suck.

3 minutes ago, Skyline said:

but actually...

https://www.politico.eu/article/germany-crime-rate-lowest-since-1992/ 

Germany in 2017 had their lowest crime rate in since 1992. But Trump’s gotta dog whistle for the bigots. 

JFC.  It's not even a dog whistle anymore.  He's straight up tweeting about white supremacy.   And GOP Congress will not say a fucking word, never mind doing anything.

4 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

JFC.  It's not even a dog whistle anymore.  He's straight up tweeting about white supremacy.   And GOP Congress will not say a fucking word, never mind doing anything.

It’s called normalization. 

He just keeps finding new ways

 

5 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

JFC.  It's not even a dog whistle anymore.  He's straight up tweeting about white supremacy.   And GOP Congress will not say a fucking word, never mind doing anything.

Just last week, our ambassador to Germany said the US will be supporting more conservative parties in Germany than Merkel’s. This admin has no issues supporting the far right. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

He just keeps finding new ways

 

It says a lot about conservatives and Trump these days. Immigrants never get the benefit of the doubt that they may actually be asylum seekers. But bigots do get that benefit. 

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

He just keeps finding new ways

 

So his contention is that violent criminals are trying to infiltrate the US and are using kids and asylum as cover to do so?  Am I interpreting that correctly?

It's well known that violent criminals want nothing more than to come to the US where they are no longer under the protection of a fully corrupt narco-state. 

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So his contention is that violent criminals are trying to infiltrate the US and are using kids and asylum as cover to do so?  Am I interpreting that correctly?

There's nothing to interpret.  He's not trying to say anything, other than throwing shit at the wall he heard on Fox and Friends and doesn't understand, in an attempt to rally his base.  He has no position other than himself, and he doesn't understand anything other than he likes lots of fake gold leaf around him.

1 minute ago, lemonlime said:

There's nothing to interpret.  He's not trying to say anything, other than throwing shit at the wall he heard on Fox and Friends and doesn't understand, in an attempt to rally his base.  He has no position other than himself, and he doesn't understand anything other than he likes lots of fake gold leaf around him.

Exactly this

So, do you think Miller has his own password so he can use his own device, or is he in the shitter with the boss, dictating the content of the tweets? I think he likes the aroma, so he pulls up a stool next to flatulent Donny, grabs the Jitterbug and types it himself.

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So his contention is that violent criminals are trying to infiltrate the US and are using kids and asylum as cover to do so?  Am I interpreting that correctly?

Well you see, good people would never ever try to take their families to a safer place and provide a better living for them. 

46 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Good.  This may be the issue that finally drives people to the polls in a few months.

It’s going to get a shitload of women to vote, that’s for sure. 

12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So his contention is that violent criminals are trying to infiltrate the US and are using kids and asylum as cover to do so?  Am I interpreting that correctly?

Frederick Trump immigrated to the U.S. to avoid military service (maybe he wanted asylum from having to serve) and had an anchor baby who eventually fathered Donald Trump.

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Frederick Trump immigrated to the U.S. to avoid military service (maybe he wanted asylum from having to serve) and had an anchor baby who eventually fathered Donald Trump.

Yeah, but they were white.

Just now, Pancho Negro said:

 

LIES.  The word is "LIE."  Not "claims without evidence."

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