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On 10/13/2025 at 9:47 PM, dcar00 said:

Bijan needs to get the fuck out of Atlanta....

It would likely take a Herschel Walker trade to make that happen.  He's the entire team.

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my nickname for tyreek hill for years was “world’s freeze tag champion”, because i felt that if the entire world had a game of freeze tag that he’d be the last man standing. that title now belongs to bijan robinson (and it’s not just because tyreek’s lower leg was ripped off of his body). it was imply a matter of bijan getting the touches to qualify (great job art smith). what’s so incredible is that to find anyone close to bijan’s lightning quick athleticism you have to go down about 4-5 weight classes. he’s truly a unique athlete, and he’s showing that the year.

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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This is a top tier mini-doc.  Thanks for sharing. 

This!

That video detailing his amazingly unique abilities combined with such a fantastic and positive persona makes me so truly proud and happy Bijan went to Texas. Not just played for the Longhorns but went to my university. Love it and him. 

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16 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

It's wild watching him juke the 8 year olds the same way he jukes 25 year olds.

I did have a lot of respect for the 8 y/o secondary player that chased him down from behind and made a great form tackle. Seriously, I rewatched it. 

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41 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

He’s like a supersized Barry Sanders.  Hope his career is long and productive.  

Barry Sanders + Eric Metcalf --"The Human Joystick"

 

Turn down sound, and enjoy...

 

 

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12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

2026 club option

2027 ufa 

It would be heaven to see Bijan playing for a competent organization with offensive coaches who know what the fuck they're doing.  

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On 10/18/2025 at 2:56 PM, MissingInAction said:

Tom Herman is such a chode.

Bijan is incredible. Surprisingly, Barkley only has 1 more TD on the ground than Bijan, but are tied for overall TD's with 4 a piece. Bijan with 2 rushing and 2 receiving, and Barkley with 3 on the ground and 1 receiving. I expected more, but nope, they're tied. I say this because Bijan is coming into his own. He'll be a HOFer. 

 Anyway, fuck Tom Herman. 

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Just now, Derka said:

this final drive was an interesting time to use bijan as a decoy and/or blocker on every play.

Falcons stay the Falcons.  It's an organizational problem from the top down.  Blank is an idiot and a pussy so he only hires guys he's buddy buddy with.  Those guys are inevitably idiots and they find ways to lose year after year.  

Lot of phenomenal talent in Atlanta that is going to be wasted as long as Raheem is the coach and Zac Robinson is the OC.  

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On 10/15/2025 at 4:29 AM, Bartles said:

Watch the end for ESPN Deportes with a mustard (mostaza) question lol

 

Watch again -- the last 2 seconds he says "Hook em" and flashes the sign to someone off camera. Certified badass. 

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On 10/15/2025 at 7:55 AM, JBJ said:

It would likely take a Herschel Walker trade to make that happen.  He's the entire team.

It's absolutely astonishing they don't use Pitts better to take pressure off of Bijan, especially since they only have literally 1 WR in Drake London. They took a guy in Pitts at what, #4 overall? It's like they don't teach him how to block better after year 5, and even when they do use him it's more as a "chip" blocker, rather than using him as a receiver, so Bijan has to pick up that slack, too. 

Atlanta needs to be torched and start over from top to bottom. Their misuse of players is insane. 

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16 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

It's absolutely astonishing they don't use Pitts better to take pressure off of Bijan, especially since they only have literally 1 WR in Drake London. They took a guy in Pitts at what, #4 overall? It's like they don't teach him how to block better after year 5, and even when they do use him it's more as a "chip" blocker, rather than using him as a receiver, so Bijan has to pick up that slack, too. 

Atlanta needs to be torched and start over from top to bottom. Their misuse of players is insane. 

QB: Top 10 pick

RB: Top 10 pick

WR: Top 10 pick

G: 2nd round pick

G: Top 15 pick

LT: Top 10 pick

TE: Top 5 pick

Scored 10 points on a beat to shit 9ers defense missing half their starters.  Currently 28th in total scoring in the NFL despite being Top 5 in yards gained.  Zac Robinson is worse at calling plays than Arthur fucking Smith.  Go figure.  3rd and 1 and they call a slow developing toss play with pulling linemen.  4th and 1 and they leave Bijan on the sidelines like Pete Carrol left Reggie Bush on the sidelines against us in the Nat'l title game.  Some real big brained stuff there.  

Defense wasn't much better.  CMC was averaging 3 YPC coming into this game.  He was the only guy you needed to stop.  He had 200 yards of total offense.  On a crucial 3rd and 13 near the end of the game the Falcons only sent out 10 dudes on defense.  CMC is wide open and they get the 1st and then eventually score the TD to put the game out of reach.  

 

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starting qb and wr1 are out today and Bijan had 5 carries in the first half.  there are some really good coaches in the nfl, but there are many many more terrible coaches in the league.

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annnnd he just fumbled the ball off of his own knee.

this is why i’ve never gotten into one of those nfl eliminator pools. the nfl is batshit crazy.

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I have a ton of stock in Bijan but today was not great. Gibbs, Barkley, and Taylor aren’t having games like this against shitty teams.  You can blame Cousins and the O-Line but if he wants to be transcendent, which I still think he is, he’s gotta figure out a way in games like this.  His team still may not win and his stats may be down.  But he wasn’t on his best either today.  

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Their top WR is out, so Bijan played wide a lot.  Their backup RB is quite a bit better than whatever they have at WR.

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22 hours ago, Derka said:

i swear to god i could do a better job of calling plays than anyone the falcons have been paying to do so uber the last 3 years.

 

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It's gotten so bad that the entire national media, who never gives a shit about the Falcons btw, has been clowning on how awful Zac Robinson is at calling plays.  Every week Kurt Warner watches the tape and then tweets about how stupid the entire offense looks.  It's just great players being hamstrung constantly by poor coaching.

Past just the offensive woes, Morris is a do-nothing, word salad loser.  The NFL is a parity league.  The difference between the bad teams and the playoff teams is actually pretty thin.  So the small shit matters.  But the Falcons never get any of that right.  They're reactive instead of proactive.  Everyone knew Koo was cooked last year as a kicker.  But people liked Koo.  The fans liked him, his teammates liked him, and Morris liked him.  So instead of being proactive about solving their kicking issues they kept him around and gave him another chance.  Turns out, yeah, he was still cooked.  So then they had to scramble to find a kicker and they're rolling out this idiot Romo who missed the game tying XP yesterday.  Same deal with their woes in getting the play calls into Penix.  It was a problem in the 1st game of the season versus Tampa.  They did nothing about it.  It was a problem against the Vikings, but they won, so they did nothing about it.  Then they go to Carolina, can't get the play in, call a timeout to avoid a delay of game, and then off the time out STILL can't get the play in and get a delay of game anyway.  Penix is panicking because he has no time to read the defense before the ball needs to be snapped, he melts down, and the Falcons get blown out 30-0.  THEN, after that debacle, they decide to make some changes.  Find a scapegoat to fire in the WR coach and move ZRob down to the sidelines.

The organization is ass from the top down.  Blank has this halfwit Wormtongue motherfucker in Rich McKay whispering in his ear and they always go the easy route.  Wanna find a real coach that can change the culture?  Nah.  Let's hire Blank's billionaire buddy's nepo baby son, Arthur Smith who has never been a head coach.  Well shit, he didn't work out, what now?  Find a real coach to change the culture and turn this team around?  Fuck no.  Let's hire a guy who was already the coach for us before and was ass at it.  We know him, we're comfortable with him, and he says all the right things.  Can't coach worth a lick, but hey.  Now the Falcons are staring at eight seasons without a playoff win.  They traded their 1st round pick away for next year.  And they're going to start having to pay big time 2nd contracts for all this talent they're wasting in London, Bijan, Pitts, etc. while doing nothing to develop their young QB.  

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47 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Same deal with their woes in getting the play calls into Penix.  It was a problem in the 1st game of the season versus Tampa.  They did nothing about it.  It was a problem against the Vikings, but they won, so they did nothing about it.  Then they go to Carolina, can't get the play in, call a timeout to avoid a delay of game, and then off the time out STILL can't get the play in and get a delay of game anyway.  Penix is panicking because he has no time to read the defense before the ball needs to be snapped, he melts down, and the Falcons get blown out 30-0.

~11 minutes left in the game yesterday, falcons down 7, and new england gets a pre-snap penalty that gives the falcons a first down. what happens? they don’t get the play in in time (how??) and then compound it by using a TO to save them five yards on 1st & 10. so not only were you somehow not ready run a first down play after an opposing penalty, but then you thought it would be a good idea to waste one of your three timeouts just to avoid a five yard penalty? you can’t make up that yardage with clever play calls for london, pitts, and bijan, you need to waste a precious TO (or, 40 seconds) instead? buffoonery.

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Bijan and Stroud are both getting fucked over by defensive minded head coaches who cannot hire OCs to save their fucking lives.

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58 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

It's gotten so bad that the entire national media, who never gives a shit about the Falcons btw, has been clowning on how awful Zac Robinson is at calling plays.  Every week Kurt Warner watches the tape and then tweets about how stupid the entire offense looks.  It's just great players being hamstrung constantly by poor coaching.

Past just the offensive woes, Morris is a do-nothing, word salad loser.  The NFL is a parity league.  The difference between the bad teams and the playoff teams is actually pretty thin.  So the small shit matters.  But the Falcons never get any of that right.  They're reactive instead of proactive.  Everyone knew Koo was cooked last year as a kicker.  But people liked Koo.  The fans liked him, his teammates liked him, and Morris liked him.  So instead of being proactive about solving their kicking issues they kept him around and gave him another chance.  Turns out, yeah, he was still cooked.  So then they had to scramble to find a kicker and they're rolling out this idiot Romo who missed the game tying XP yesterday.  Same deal with their woes in getting the play calls into Penix.  It was a problem in the 1st game of the season versus Tampa.  They did nothing about it.  It was a problem against the Vikings, but they won, so they did nothing about it.  Then they go to Carolina, can't get the play in, call a timeout to avoid a delay of game, and then off the time out STILL can't get the play in and get a delay of game anyway.  Penix is panicking because he has no time to read the defense before the ball needs to be snapped, he melts down, and the Falcons get blown out 30-0.  THEN, after that debacle, they decide to make some changes.  Find a scapegoat to fire in the WR coach and move ZRob down to the sidelines.

The organization is ass from the top down.  Blank has this halfwit Wormtongue motherfucker in Rich McKay whispering in his ear and they always go the easy route.  Wanna find a real coach that can change the culture?  Nah.  Let's hire Blank's billionaire buddy's nepo baby son, Arthur Smith who has never been a head coach.  Well shit, he didn't work out, what now?  Find a real coach to change the culture and turn this team around?  Fuck no.  Let's hire a guy who was already the coach for us before and was ass at it.  We know him, we're comfortable with him, and he says all the right things.  Can't coach worth a lick, but hey.  Now the Falcons are staring at eight seasons without a playoff win.  They traded their 1st round pick away for next year.  And they're going to start having to pay big time 2nd contracts for all this talent they're wasting in London, Bijan, Pitts, etc. while doing nothing to develop their young QB.  

so Sark to Falcons ? 

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