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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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If somebody said, "Do you want to go see a far-right musical starring men in drag celebrating holidays at a restaurant?"  You would immediately call an ambulance for a stroke.  

I strongly believe in decorum in politically charged meetings, but to be fair-I think they laughed because when she turns the gavel horizontal, it looks like her foot.  

Like when you see a cartoon when a pirate takes off their own leg to hit somebody, it's like that kinda funny.  

Yes Republicans, that’s exactly how you win the masses over.  Violate the Constitution and try to ban porn at the same time.  Whoop!

20 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yes Republicans, that’s exactly how you win the masses over.  Violate the Constitution and try to ban porn at the same time.  Whoop!

But Nancy Pelosi did something or other some time ago, I can't really remember what it was, but it was bad, and well you know, that AOC bitch also said some bad stuff and did some bad things that I really don't remember but a lot of other people know about it and well that's like some bullshit and fuck them.

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

But Nancy Pelosi did something or other some time ago, I can't really remember what it was, but it was bad, and well you know, that AOC bitch also said some bad stuff and did some bad things that I really don't remember but a lot of other people know about it and well that's like some bullshit and fuck them.

You're thinking of a certain laptop

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Spoiler

90% of Surly probably has "oddly specific porn requests" in our search history.

 

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

You're thinking of a certain laptop

Season 4 Success GIF by The Office
 

Hunter Biden, laptop, pornhub
 

 

"This pornhub, pornography, sex website."  

Her words, not mine.  Verbatim.  I love it.  

 

First they came for the MILFs and I said nothing

First I came on the MILFs.  Is that anything?  

Gotta give her credit.  First Congresswoman to be spitroasted by two gym bros at the same time and she still manages to get a round of applause calling out sexual deviance.  That's not nothing.  

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Gotta give her credit.  First Congresswoman to be spitroasted by two gym bros at the same time

Congresswoman. Thought I had you there for a sec.

Lindsey Graham proposes new national abortion restrictions bill

This is the type of thing that should get someone shot in to space.

 

Apparently she spent ample time this week surfing Porn sites.
She’s just like me!
On 5/24/2023 at 4:32 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

I like how in the beginning, after the gavel smash, you can hear a male voice telling her what to say. 

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You're thinking of a certain laptop
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Spoiler

90% of Surly probably has "oddly specific porn requests" in our search history.

 


Ummm….”oddly specific porn requests” is an entire folder on my computer. Well, the folder is actually titled “old work stuff 2016,” I’m just telling you what’s really in there.
11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Over my glazed right hand she will. 

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Ummm….”oddly specific porn requests” is an entire folder on my computer. Well, the folder is actually titled “old work stuff 2016,” I’m just telling you what’s really in there.

"Oddly Specific Porn Requests" could be a new Surly motto

HBD, Sporkfoot! (That’s a rough 49.)

That's a definite "threw up a little bit in my mouth" photo.

Hard for me to understand why she is anti porn...cheapassed porn film production might be the one thing she is actually good at.

1 hour ago, AnTiM said:

Hard for me to understand why she is anti porn...cheapassed porn film production might be the one thing she is actually good at.

Dude...

Yeah, that’s a fantasy/fetish best kept to yourself. 

7 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

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And there’s no way to tell if this image is satire and/or photoshopped 

20 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Abortion is a loser for the GQP.  She is so fucking dumb.

You’d think so, but all the red states have been passing significant abortion restrictions left and right. 

20 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I hope this dumb cunt keeps on this...

 

Abortion is a loser for the GQP.  She is so fucking dumb.

If this group prayer doesn’t work, wouldn’t that mean that either there is no god, there is a god but he doesn’t listen to prayers, or he is pro-choice?  What are the alternatives?

How would a god end abortion? And in only one country. Suddenly all centers magically disappear and all the doctors drop dead?

This ditchpig is 49???

I refuse, REFUSE to believe I’m a year older than her.

Bitch is the definition of “rode hard and put away wet”.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

How would a god end abortion? And in only one country. Suddenly all centers magically disappear and all the doctors drop dead?

Angry Kenneth Copeland GIF by Squirrel Monkey

2 hours ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

She must have a sex tape out there that someone is threatening to release.

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3 hours ago, South Austin said:

You’d think so, but all the red states have been passing significant abortion restrictions left and right. 

And I think they are in the fucking around stage. Cannot wait until they get to the find out stage.

You know Marjorie, as an actual fiscal conservative, a couple of your points there aren't as awful as you---FISA courts do need an audit.  And the FBI does not need a new HQ that elaborate.  I won't get into how batshit insane the rest of your list is.  I'll wait until I'm taking my next dump to fuck with your senior staffer who still reminds me once a quarter that you are not, in fact, mentally retarded.  

But you do realize you tweeted, "domestic terror units that target conservatives" on your own, right?  When we say, and especially when members of Congress use the terms "DOJ/FBI/DHS target..." and then name groups of people...we all take that to mean the same thing.  That those people/groups are targets of investigations/raids/cases/etc.  There's only one real way to take your statement.  Those being targeted are being looked for a reason.  I know what you meant to rile up your base about, but you chose your words as poorly as your husband did when he said, "I do."  

She wants the government to "punish" private citizens that she has political differences with by fucking with their retirement? 

Lil Marjorie Pump would blow up on the way to the ring.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene is unattractive. 

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