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2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

 I wouldn't put money on it, but I could see Cornyn defeating Paxton.

Dude.  Paxton could facefuck an infant to death on live TV, and -- because at least one decent, human person (read: LIBTARD!) would say "dear God, that's awful!  What a terrible person!" -- his support among GQP voters would go UP by at least 2 points.

The cruelty isn't just the point, it's the sole attribute of any value to GQP voters. The more horrific the candidate is, the stronger their support.  Because that REALLY owns tha libz.

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4 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

It will be over as soon as Trump endorses Paxton. 

Trump's waiting to see if Paxton actually facefucks an infant to death while pledging his fealty to Lord Trump.

I doubt he'll have to wait long.

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8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Trump's waiting to see if Paxton actually facefucks an infant to death while pledging his fealty to Lord Trump.

I doubt he'll have to wait long.

So that's why they want all these infants birthed.

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8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Trump's waiting to see if Paxton actually facefucks an infant to death while pledging his fealty to Lord Trump.

I doubt he'll have to wait long.

“That was a big, beautiful infant facefuck  down there in Texas, to be honest. Just what we need in DC to help drain the swamp and end this recession I inherited from Crazy Joe Biden. Thank you for your attention!” 

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5 hours ago, bluto said:

Despite how dark this board is, I still think there’s an incredible misjudging of just how fucked this state is by many posters. Another entry for that… Paxton has a 9 pt lead on cornyn for senate primary

The Texas Dems need to stop fucking around and start instructing their members to vote in the Republican primaries, for specific candidates. We aren’t going to win statewide elections any time in the near future. The best thing the party can do to help their constituents in the near term is push the few remaining non-fascist Republican candidates through to the general. 

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he's still not going to fuck you, Dan
Dan Patrick is the cuck chair that Ted Cruz sits on while Trump three-pumps Heidi Cruz.
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Paxton’s last primary in 2022 is interesting. He ended up winning the runoff with the younger Bush. Arguably the Gohmert voters in the primary are likely Paxton voters and those votes would have eliminated the need for a runoff. If I was placing a wager, I would put it on Paxton, but 57% of the 2022 primary voters wanted someone other than the lazy-eyed philandering pen thief.

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Gotta account for the continued population growth of the hard right in the years since 22. And the continued right drift in the valley. 
 

Also Trump was being held at bay to some extent back then, a lot of desantis ppl at that time… who very quickly fell in line. He didn’t formally declare his 24 run until very late 22. 

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5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I've been watching the star wars show, Andor this past week. When they are highlighting the news agencies or politics, it's so apparent which political party is the Empire. Of course, I imagine there is a TexAgs post saying this opposite.

I had this same reaction.  The magats think THEY are the rebels and the Dems are the Empire.  It's out of whack.

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5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

(Bad etiquette for a second response to a post. delete post, ban user)

With cameras becoming cheaper and cheaper, and honesty automated drones becoming cheaper and cheaper, intense surveillance will become more common. AI could control the surveillance system, interpret the photos/video and then alert the appropriate folks (police, security or neighborhood watch) when needed. Eventually it will alert SkyNet or Robocop to detain the teenagers hanging out on the dead end street.

 

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5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

(Bad etiquette for a second response to a post. delete post, ban user)

With cameras becoming cheaper and cheaper, and honesty automated drones becoming cheaper and cheaper, intense surveillance will become more common. AI could control the surveillance system, interpret the photos/video and then alert the appropriate folks (police, security or neighborhood watch) when needed. Eventually it will alert SkyNet or Robocop to detain the teenagers hanging out on the dead end street.

 

Won't be long before some state rep/senator in this nanny State files a bill allowing police to take action on "pre-crime" and it will get traction...

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 lawyers are charging clients to write fanfic on this board about facefucking children. Just log off for the day already.

I mean…the guy literally filed a public document in court admitting he broke the law…and has not only faced zero consequences, but is the most powerful official in the state.
So, yeah, take your pick. He could slaughter a puppy, overcook a steak, cheat at cards, beat a grandmother senseless, what have you….his numbers would never go down.
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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I mean…the guy literally filed a public document in court admitting he broke the law…and has not only faced zero consequences, but is the most powerful official in the state.
So, yeah, take your pick. He could slaughter a puppy, overcook a steak, cheat at cards, beat a grandmother senseless, what have you….his numbers would never go down.

Shoot someone in broad daylight on Congress Avenue.  

 

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6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I mean…the guy literally filed a public document in court admitting he broke the law…and has not only faced zero consequences, but is the most powerful official in the state.
So, yeah, take your pick. He could slaughter a puppy, overcook a steak, cheat at cards, beat a grandmother senseless, what have you….his numbers would never go down.

No just shut the fuck up about facefucking children you goddamn weirdo

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No just shut the fuck up about facefucking children you goddamn weirdo

Cool. But he still has your support, right?
And the punchline is, there’s plenty of facefucking of children happening in this state as we speak. Just check in on an evangelical church youth pastor - fully protected by Paxton, of course.
I just used an example of the most depraved crime I could think of. Or, as a Republican youth pastor would call it, “a pretty good Tuesday night.”
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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Cool. But he still has your support, right?
And the punchline is, there’s plenty of facefucking of children happening in this state as we speak. Just check in on an evangelical church youth pastor - fully protected by Paxton, of course.
I just used an example of the most depraved crime I could think of. Or, as a Republican youth pastor would call it, “a pretty good Tuesday night.”

I have been speaking out against Paxton on this board and past iterations of Surly while your comfortable ass was still voting up and down for Republicans like clockwork.

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5 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

 lawyers are charging clients to write fanfic on this board about facefucking children. Just log off for the day already.

What a world. 

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1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

I have been speaking out against Paxton on this board and past iterations of Surly while your comfortable ass was still voting up and down for Republicans like clockwork.

Aren’t you like 32?

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6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


I mean…the guy literally filed a public document in court admitting he broke the law…and has not only faced zero consequences, but is the most powerful official in the state.
So, yeah, take your pick. He could slaughter a puppy, overcook a steak, cheat at cards, beat a grandmother senseless, what have you….his numbers would never go down.

Get caught RED HANDED with wire cutters in his vehicle

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No its perfectly reasonable for 14 and 15 year olds in high school to view rivals, scout and Hornfans when VY was playing in BCS bowls. Hell its the only thing the Football board talked about until three years ago.

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8 hours ago, sasquatch69 said:

Anyone rejoicing when Tinderholt announced his retirement from the Leg should have known better.  O'Hare's scheming continues, following the ridiculous Tarrant County redistricting plan that passed yesterday. https://www.keranews.org/politics/2025-06-03/republican-tony-tinderholt-running-for-tarrant-county-commissioners-court

This fucking elite toucher. I think he was one of if not originator of Texas’ abortion bill. Married multiple times (five) and I think is a lady abuser. 

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https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-shareholders-face-staggering-hurdle-103045210.html

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The change took effect May 15 and requires an investor or group of investors to hold 3% of the electric vehicle maker's stock "to institute or maintain a derivative proceeding," CNBC reported. Tesla's market cap is $1.123 trillion, so a plaintiff would have to own shares worth $33.7 billion.

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The change was enabled by a Texas law that "allows corporations to limit shareholder lawsuits against insiders for breach of fiduciary duty," the outlet added. 

 

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29 minutes ago, pacman said:

the small govt side wants to limit the ability for individuals to have any say in how their investments are run. Very nice of them.

I've assumed that Abbott is willing to do whatever Elon wants because SpaceX and Tesla would be big wins for Abbott's planned Texas Stock Exchange.

Remember how poorly the Texas Gold Depository has performed, and how Abbott promised how that would change how people/orgs store their gold, silver, etc. Spoiler alert, from all sources the Texas Bullion Depository has been an unmitigated disaster for the state with less than 10% of expected reserves deposited. 

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Just now, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Remember how poorly the Texas Gold Depository has performed, and how Abbott promised how that would change how people/orgs store their gold, silver, etc. Spoiler alert, from all sources the Texas Bullion Depository has been an unmitigated disaster for the state with less than 10% of expected reserves deposited. 

Don't fret.  We gotta have something in place and operating for when the gold from, umm, (((other sources))) who are deemed disloyal to the Regime, gets freed up.  Just gotta stick to the plan...

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Gotta love the tough on immigration Texas GOP letting another session roll on… and giving the double bird to requiring employers to use e-verify. Literally the easiest thing they could do to help stem the demand side of the equation, and nah. 

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Yup, looks like this may go as big as George Floyd protests?

 

man, we were already on tenuous ground but this gives people an excuse to show their hatred for the administration. This week is gonna be crazy

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9 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Yup, looks like this may go as big as George Floyd protests?

 

man, we were already on tenuous ground but this gives people an excuse to show their hatred for the administration. This week is gonna be crazy

I think that’s what the fucker is trying to prevent. On my list of differentials as to why that fucker is sending in the NG and marines is that he desperately wants to prevent another summer 2020 which severely damaged his presidency. He probably thinks if he can stop it in its tracks now in LA, then it won’t spread. But he’s about to find out 

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I think that’s what the fucker is trying to prevent. On my list of differentials as to why that fucker is sending in the NG and marines is that he desperately wants to prevent another summer 2020 which severely damaged his presidency. He probably thinks if he can stop it in its tracks now in LA, then it won’t spread. But he’s about to find out 

BLM protests and clashes largely help GOP win elections. This is part of his playbook now. His inept response to covid, the resulting economic collapse and him getting covid led to his loss.
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1 minute ago, Eskimohorn said:


BLM protests and clashes largely help GOP win elections. This is part of his playbook now. His inept response to covid, the resulting economic collapse and him getting covid led to his loss.

Not so sure about that. I don’t remember where I saw it, but the article basically said that the 2020 protests helped Biden. I still think he is desperate to stop them now and show how tough he is because as they grow, he looks worse. Which in itself is dangerous because he’s capable of literally anything when it comes to his narcissism. 

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Not so sure about that. I don’t remember where I saw it, but the article basically said that the 2020 protests helped Biden. I still think he is desperate to stop them now and show how tough he is because as they grow, he looks worse. Which in itself is dangerous because he’s capable of literally anything when it comes to his narcissism. 

Stop them? He’s starting them, then escalating. Makes it easier to declare emergencies.
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I think that’s what the fucker is trying to prevent. On my list of differentials as to why that fucker is sending in the NG and marines is that he desperately wants to prevent another summer 2020 which severely damaged his presidency. He probably thinks if he can stop it in its tracks now in LA, then it won’t spread. But he’s about to find out 

He’s not trying to prevent it. He’s trying to provoke it.
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